"Peng Daying, can I tell you a story?"

Before the second gang finished smoking the cigarette, they felt the inspiration flashing in their minds, so they threw away the small half of the cigarette, took the pen and laid out the manuscript paper, almost in one go, a small story was created, and I tried to read it twice, and I felt that it was catchy, and it seemed to be quite interesting, so on a whim, I wanted to share it with Peng Ying. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Okay, okay, what's the story?" That Peng Ying also seemed to be quite interested.

"It's a little story I just wrote." The second gang replied proudly.

"So fast?" That Peng Ying also seemed to be really surprised.

"Of course, who am I, a great writer in the future." The second gang is even more complacent and a little emotionally out of control.

"I think you just sit at home every day, two miles and two angry, don't read and pull down." That Peng Ying began to be a little sunny and cloudy.

The second gang also felt that they were a little out of shape when they were excited, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll read it to you right away." “

After speaking, he took the manuscript he had just written in his hand and read it seriously.

"The story that came out.

In Fengyang County, Anhui Province, there is a village, the name of the village is called Guanyin Hall, in the westernmost part of the Guanyin Hall in the end of the single family lived in a single family, the male owner surnamed Li, because of the second in the family, everyone called him the second gang, married a wife, everyone called her Li second sister-in-law.

It is said that after the second sister-in-law Li got married, she was pregnant in October and gave birth to a son, which was originally a very happy event, but this child is really not good, not only does he look black, but he also looks small, so he has a name, called Black Egg.

But this black egg grew bigger and bigger, and everyone found out that this black egg was not only black skin, small in stature, but also a pair of mouse eyes, so everyone didn't like him, and every time Li Er's sister-in-law chatted with someone, people praised her own children for how good, but Li Er's sister-in-law felt that her children were not very good, and she was embarrassed to mention it.

Anyway, on this day, the second sister-in-law Li was at home to collect the soles of her shoes, accidentally, the threading needle fell, looking for it and couldn't find it, she was anxious to die, at this time, the black egg playing next to her ran over and somehow found it, this Li second sister-in-law was happy for a while, so she asked the black egg, how did you find it? Maybe the black egg was still thinking about other things, seeing that his mother had this question, he answered in a bit of a hurry, maybe he wanted to say that I saw it, but it became a trivial matter to say that what I heard, and it was over, and the second sister-in-law Li didn't take it to heart.

But a few days later, the second sister-in-law Li chatted with everyone again, and naturally talked about the children again, some praised how handsome their children looked, and some praised how smart their children were, but this second sister-in-law Li also wanted to praise her own black eggs, but after thinking about it, she couldn't find that the black eggs had anything to boast about. The last time I was at home with the soles of my shoes, he was still playing outside, and he heard that my threading needle had fallen off, and he came directly to help me pick it up.

Originally, everyone also knew that this second sister-in-law Li was bragging, and she didn't take it to heart. The countrymen have nothing to do together is chatting, but there is a Wang San's sister-in-law chatting together, this Wang San's sister-in-law and Li Er's sister-in-law are also particularly in love, relatively speaking, the relationship is a little better, this day this Wang San's sister-in-law went back to her parents' house, he has a younger brother who is not doing his job, it is the kind of goods that are good at stealing chickens and dogs, and when he saw Wang San's sister-in-law, he came to Wang San's sister-in-law and said, Sister, I will wait a few days to go to a person's house in your Zhuangzi and steal all his chickens, and the Wang San's sister-in-law asked, whose house? His younger brother said that it was Li Er's family, because they lived in a single-door household, it was convenient to run, and it was not easy to alarm people.

This third sister-in-law Wang felt awkward in her heart, after all, the second sister-in-law Li and herself are very good sisters, and it is not easy to talk when they meet in the future, but they know that it is useless to persuade them, so they said, if other people's homes are okay, you must not steal from his family, his younger brother asked why, that Wang third sister-in-law said, because there is a child in his family named Heidan, born with special ears, at any time, within a radius of thirty or fifty miles, whoever says to whom, he can hear clearly, you say that you go to steal his chicken, where do you run, then Li Ergang can catch you.

The development of things can not be finished here, because it didn't take long for the county town of Fengyang to hold a temple fair, like the younger brother of the third sister-in-law of Wang, he loves to catch up with that kind of field, and when it comes to lunch and dinner, it is natural that people in the same way get together to eat and drink nonsense, brag and talk about the mountains, some say that they have a college student in Zhuangzi, and some say that there is a big cadre in their village, the younger brother of the third sister-in-law of Wang thinks that he really has nothing to brag about, and then he remembers the black egg that his sister said, He said to everyone, we also have a strange person there, and he is only seven or eight years old, but his ears are very smart, he only needs to listen to the ground, he can know where the earthquake is not an earthquake, this has been picked up by a small car from Beijing a few days ago. ”

The second gang read it in one breath before asking Peng Ying, "How is it, is it good?" ”

"It's not good, it's not interesting at all." That Peng Ying was still fighting her little landlord on the Internet, and said almost expressionlessly.

"But he can explain a truth, that is, things in the world are like seeing flowers in the clouds, looking at the moon in the fog, what is true and what is false, even if you see it with your own eyes, it may not be what you think, not to mention hearsay, so that Qiaofen's stealing of the aunt is absolutely not credible."

"You've been thinking of ways to teach me a lesson, you think she's good, you'll go with her tonight." That Peng Ying was already full of anger.

"I'm not teaching you a lesson, but I'm kindly reminding you, as soon as we move over, I'll make it clear to you, when we get here, we only know Qiaofen, and we only have a good relationship with her family, and we don't have deep friendships with other people, why, because we haven't done a good job of real estate certificate for the time being, and we still have to ask for others, the relationship is not good, there will be trouble at that time, and Qiaofen is also really good to us, and now that Caiqin is back, because their two families are not in harmony now, you say bad things about him, he says bad things about you, You can only listen, but don't pass the word, after all, the two families are brothers, and they have broken their arms and tendons, once the two families are reconciled, if you pass it on, they will come together to find you trouble. The two gangs persuaded again.

"Fart, fuck off." That Peng Ying was already furious.

"Alas, if you don't listen to your husband, you'll suffer in front of you." The second gang had no choice but to go downstairs again.