Chapter 13 Caught Asking Questions Again
"Morning!"
Zhou Xiaoxian yawned, he didn't sleep well all night last night......
"It's early, it's almost seven o'clock, and I have to rush back to class!"
Yuan Siyu didn't give Zhou Xiaoxian a good look, and glared at Zhou Xiaoxian, who was yawning. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
She doesn't have a good impression of Zhou Xiaoxian, she feels that this person is neither handsome nor special, and he is not worthy of our Mengjiao at all, and she doesn't know why Mengjiao wants to ask him out for dinner, really! He is not handsome, and his family is not very rich, I heard that he is still from the countryside, and he is poor and frustrated! It's not that she underestimates Zhou Xiaoxian, but society is so realistic. If Mengjiao really followed him, she would definitely have a miserable life in the future!
Think about the scene in the future: Mengjiao, who is no longer beautiful, has a vegetable face, holding a child in one hand, and one on her back, standing at the door of the house in shabby clothes waiting for her husband to return...... Hey, it's scary to think about! No, you must not let Mengjiao fall into the sea of suffering!
"Is Mengjiao up?"
Zhou Xiaoxian didn't know that Yuan Siyu had already sentenced him to death in his heart, so he just used her as a light bulb, if it wasn't for her buddy last night, he would have ...... Tsk, a kiss! However, Zhou Xiaoxian didn't have much resentment towards this Yuan Siyu, she was Wu Mengjiao's roommate, and she did the right thing to protect her roommate's safety! Zhou Xiaoxian wanted to bypass her and wanted to break into the room, but who knew that he was stopped by Yuan Siyu.
"Mengjiao is washing up, I'll be out later, let's go order breakfast first!"
"Okay!"
Last night, Zhou Xiaoxian, who was bitter, turned into a black cat, well, not to be a sheriff, but to steal incense! After that, because it's a cat, I can't vent it...... Hehe, I didn't sneak back to my room until the time limit was up—
"Hey, where's Blackie? Why don't you see it? ”
"Aha" Zhou Xiaoxian snorted, and said in his heart that I was right in front of you, but I can't say this, otherwise I will die!
"Maybe it slipped back on its own, it's not far from the school, and it'll go back on its own...... Let's leave it alone, hurry up and eat, it's time for class! ”
……
Call! They were not suspicious, Zhou Xiaoxian was relieved!
"Boss, you're finally back, did you take it last night?"
Ma Zhuang asked with a frown, especially Zhou Xiaobei at this time, he had a grudge against Zhou Xiaoxian's own family, squinting at Zhou Xiaoxian, he was very resentful, and he was also ha, whoever was arched by someone, he didn't feel good in his heart!
Li Lei: "Boss, did I use what I gave you?" Don't tell me you want to give it back......"
Zhou Xiaoxian: "No! ”
"Wow, you're still not a man, such a good opportunity......"
Even Huang Qiuxiang, the sissy, despised him, which made Zhou Xiaoxian very weak-hearted, so he said: "The thing is useless, but my brother's actions are not less, how uncomfortable you say it is to wear something......"
"Strong!"
Everyone gave Zhou Xiaoxian a thumbs up!
"The boss is a hanger!"
"The boss is the model of our sling, the goal of struggle!"
"Boss, do you want to take in apprentices? I want to learn the art of picking up girls from you! ”
“……”
Today's class is "Literary Theory", don't ask if you can understand it, if you can understand it, you will be better! That guy is like a tongue twister, "Theory of Literary Aesthetic Ideology: Literature and art are a superstructure built on the basis of social economy, and it is a social ideology in the superstructure." To regard literature and art as 'aesthetic ideology' means that literature and art are variants of social ideology, which has both ideological and aesthetic properties, and is an organic combination of the two. ”
Zhou Xiaoxian looked around and found that few people listened carefully, well, there were some who listened carefully, but I don't know if I could understand it!
"Boss, I heard that we are all going to participate in the school sports day, and we will start training tomorrow...... What projects did you apply for? ”
Yuan Hua has always sat next to Zhou Xiaoxian, this girl is obviously a scholar, but she loves to talk in class, you say this is troublesome......
"Alas, the Chinese department of Kubi, just our boys, if we rely on our freshman alone, we won't even be able to compete enough...... I also have sophomores and juniors to compete! ”
This is Zhou Xiaojian, who is always cheap when he speaks.
Zhou Xiaoxian lowered his voice: "You haven't said what project you want to apply for yet, right?" But with my brother's strength, I have the strength to win any project......"
"Cut!"
Zhou Xiaojian and Yuan Hua both gave Zhou Xiaoxian a big middle finger.
"Hey, seriously, what was that last night...... You and Wu Mengjiao, cough cough, are you really getting along? ”
Hey? Does Zhou Xiaojian doubt herself? How could he be so smart?
Zhou Xiaoxian immediately said righteously: "Of course, you don't know that I went to Cuizhuju with her to have a candlelight dinner last night, which moved her to tears, and my brother took the opportunity to hug her and wipe her tears...... Kiss it slowly...... Oops, that's cool! ”
"Waha......"
A few of them are a bit big, and the teacher on the stage is also a ruthless one, generally speaking, the more capable teachers in the university, the more individual, this literary theory teacher is a capable person, if she doesn't have the ability, she can study literary theory? And she doesn't bring textbooks to class, because she can memorize them backwards!
"The male classmate in white in the back...... Yes, it's you, don't look back, you're in the last row...... You stand up, I have a question for you......"
Woo, as soon as everyone heard the teacher call, they all looked back to see which unlucky guy was called?
Zhou Xiaoxian!
It's Zhou Xiaoxian again!
Why is his "hit rate and appearance rate" so high in the past two days? Literary theory teachers generally don't ask questions, because she knows that even if she asks, few people can answer them, and the course is very boring.
"Boss, what did the teacher call you?"
Zhou Xiaoxian was stunned, why am I again? I'm not the only one who talks, you see those girls chattering non-stop, why don't you call them? Okay, they're girls, but this Xiaohua next to me, he also spoke, and his voice was louder than mine......
Angry in his heart, Zhou Xiaoxian stood up very resignedly-
"Well, very handsome young man, what kind of joke was you just talking about down there? Can you say it so that we can all be happy and happy? Well, since you don't say it, then I said, I'll ask you a question, and if you can answer it, you can sit down and stand for ten minutes if you can't answer it...... What are the two meanings of literature? ”
What the? What other two meanings of literature are?
Oh yes!
Zhou Xiaoxian searched his stomach and didn't find any impression in his heart, I haven't seen it-
Teacher: "I've already told you that...... And if you have read the book before class, you should know ...... Can this student answer that? ”
Zhou Xiaoxian: Ma Dan, why didn't Yuan Hua remind me this time...... Hurry up, the enemy's firepower is too strong, hurry up and fire support......
The school girl in front also looked back at the embarrassed Zhou Xiaoxian, and suddenly felt a little nervous in her heart for some reason...... She didn't even realize it!
Yuan Siyu muttered: "If you don't listen carefully in class, you deserve it!" ”
……
Hey? Who is this who is saving the suffering?
Zhou Xiaoxian suddenly heard the girl in front of her whispering: The two meanings of literature are cultural meaning and aesthetic meaning......
After Tang Shenyuan's body was transformed by the Great Dan, his ear power was amazing, and although the girl in front of him read it very lightly and carefully, he still heard it...... So he said aloud:
"The two meanings of literature are cultural and aesthetic. Belch...... Cultural meaning refers to all oral or written language acts and works, including today's literature, as well as general cultural forms such as politics, philosophy, history, religion, etc. Belch...... Aesthetic meaning refers to linguistic actions and their works with aesthetic attributes, including poems, essays, novels, plays, etc.! The meaning that is now common is that of an aesthetic linguistic work! ”
Bull ratio!
Yuan Hua finally found this passage in the book at this time, and what he said to Zhou Xiaoxian was word-for-word!
Seeing Zhou Xiaoxian's performance, everyone was a little surprised, they couldn't imagine that this scumbag who lacked gold in the five elements and lacked handsomeness in the eight characters was so powerful! memorize the knowledge points in the textbook verbatim...... Awesome!
"Well, yes, I memorized it smoothly, I can see that you have read the book, so you should be more serious in class in the future...... Next, we will continue to talk about how to understand the aesthetic and ideological attributes of literature......"
Whew, finally passed!
Zhou Xiaoxian was fortunate at the same time, and he felt that the bull ratio of the Great Pill had greatly enhanced his hearing, otherwise he would have lost face and lost his hair this time!
Hey, who's this girl in front? If it hadn't been for her just now, I would have died!