"Mom, I'm home. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIf we don't come to the water, let's go out to eat at noon. ”

"Are you okay at noon?"

"Let's see, I'll call later, I'll go back first."

"Okay, then you can go, I'll call you later."

When he got home, Wang Gang turned on the computer and habitually clicked on his Weibo. He began to browse.

"God of War, it was so exciting just now, your dad is great."

"God of War, I won't force you to write novels anymore, you can wander around the city if you're fine, and beat them up when you meet someone who grabs a little girl's lollipop."

"Hey, you guys treat the God of War as a superhero, how nice it would be for people to write novels at home when they have nothing to do."

"Upstairs and downstairs, everyone pays attention, the god of war runs an office, do you think the god of war doesn't need to eat?"

"Ah, yes, God of War, you are so naughty, you save people all day long, we have forgotten that you are the owner of the office."

"My toilet is blocked, will the god of war open the toilet?"

"You've run out of stalks. The god of war has long been out of the toilet, and now the god of war has begun to carry out demolition, you see the strength of tearing the wagon just now, how good it is to go to the demolition office to report, a high-rise building of more than ten meters, smashed with a punch, it is still pure natural and pollution-free. ”

"God of War, I'll introduce you to a job, the Urban Construction Bureau said that it was looking for underwater welding personnel, and the reward of 100,000 yuan was offered on the Dashan City Forum, why don't you go over and take a look?"

100,000 dollars? As soon as the king came to his senses, he liked money, because he was a strange man whose money was like dung.

Click on the Dashan City forum, and the bounty post is bright red. Wang just glanced at it and couldn't put it down. Underwater welding will be able to do it, the power of the king of the spell has not expired, as the owner of the firm, welding this necessary skill is still there, or the lock that can't be picked can still be smashed with a hammer, how faceless, welding technology plus the blessing of the force king charm, I'll go, this is a tailor-made task for me.

He was so happy that he called in a hurry.

"Hey, is it the Urban Renewal Bureau?"

"Oh, you're here to receive the reward, just go to the scene directly, thank you for your cooperation."

"Hey, hey, hey." The phone hung up.

"What kind of attitude, phew, it's great to be rich, it's amazing to be a government unit." Well, he's just amazing, no problem, 100,000 yuan, several bundles of red tickets, Wang Gang couldn't help it, and went downstairs directly, without even having time to change his clothes. He's definitely a strange man with money like dung.

In fact, I don't blame the people of the Urban Construction Bureau for being polite, since the reward was sent out, the people who called have not been broken, all of them are proficient in welding, and they all say how awesome they are, and the people of the Urban Construction Bureau have said that they are dry, and now there are thousands of people who have gone.

But no, 100,000 yuan, the senior welding master only has this money a year, and it can be done in an hour, not to mention the mud pit, even the dung pit is also willing to go.

Wang Gang went downstairs and was stunned, if you want to be so ruthless, there are queues on the side of the road.

The foreman, who almost died in a hurry just now, has a notebook in his hand and is maintaining order.

"Master, do you have a welding certificate?"

"I don't have that thing, but I have good craftsmanship, and I welded many anti-theft nets in our mountain city."

"Okay, then you can go down and try it."

When he got to the side, the master immediately became energetic when he saw the puddle.

"Hey, let's just say you, hey, aren't you a pit person, this is a mud pit, you're not underwater welding, you're mud pit welding, I can't see how you let me weld, I can't do this job, please write it out next time, delay the work." The master left in a huff.

Well, the next one, another young one came up, and without saying a word, he got into the mud pit.

"Oh, help, I can't swim, come and save me."

The people scooped up, the foreman sat down on the ground, and the onlookers were happy, this is the national mud pit drilling, don't say anything, live broadcast.

The video of the nationwide mud pit drilling campaign is at the top.

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"Oh, let's take a look at another one, this guy is awesome, this diving equipment has raised the force by a few floors."

"I'll go, why did I come out again."

"Hahaha, mud has smudged on the glasses."

"There's a big beautiful woman here."

"Jumped, beauty jumped."

"What the hell is this mud monkey who came out, don't tell me this is the beautiful woman just now, I'm laughing to death, call an ambulance for me."

Netizens were happy, the foreman in charge of the scene was about to cry, the reward had an effect, and there were quite a few people coming, but most of them left after looking at it, and the rest dared to go down. Hey, is this all here to be funny?

In the office of the director of the urban construction bureau, Director Yuan watched the live broadcast of the computer, his old face was flushed, shameful, the people of the city saw it, he was still holding back his anger, and suddenly remembered that this was proposed by Liu Fan, and he could find an outlet for his anger. "Liu Fan, you, you get in for me."

Liu Fan came in cautiously, "Director, are you looking for me?" ”

"Look at what bullshit suggestion you made, ah, shame, the people of the whole city know that there is no one in our urban construction bureau, you kid, you are making trouble for me."

Director Yuan sprayed Liu Fan's face with spit, and he couldn't wait to throw Liu Fan out of the window, this kid is a dog-headed military advisor.

Liu Fan is wronged, Nima, didn't I put forward my opinion just now, didn't it be voted on unanimously, is there a way not to be better than you holding back and not talking, at this time you blame me, why did you go earlier. But you can't say that, your top boss you say a try.

Liu Fan's brain was sweating urgently, his eyes were staring at the computer screen, and suddenly Liu Fan's mouth opened wide, and his fingers pointed at the computer and shouted tremblingly: "Director, there is, there is, there is." ”

"There's an eggplant, I'm a man, do you have it or do I have it?" Director Yuan scolded angrily.

"It's not that you have it, the director, oops, I don't have it either, hey, the god of war is here, and he is saved. Look. ”

"God of War, oops, he's here again, is there another safety accident in the project?" Director Yuan is in a hurry, the god of war is a superman, where there is him, there is danger, what is Nima doing here, can he still weld underwater? ”

At a glance, Director Yuan was also stunned.

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"Is the god of war going down?"

"It's so exciting, the god of war can also weld?"

"Rare and strange, have you forgotten what the God of War industry does?"

"Yes, this product is an office, but does the office need to be able to weld?"

"It's so funny, he can beat people, he can help disasters, he has good calligraphy, he can write a novel that can make people sleepless, and now he is robbing the job of the welding master, God of War, are you a rescuer invited by the monkey?"

"Don't you see that other people's offices are called the strongest offices, the earth can no longer hide the glory of the god of war."

"I bet the god of war will have to come out crying, too."

"Upstairs, you're a fool, there's nothing in this world that the god of war can't do." It's a brain-dead fan.

"You let him have a baby."

"You let him come to the Great Aunt."

"Poof, Aunt the God of War, this picture is so beautiful."

"The god of war can come to the eldest aunt, I'm so scary, I said I knelt."

"The god of war is coming to the big aunt with a big belly, so happy."

In front of the mud pit. Wang Gang held the underwater welding bucket and took a deep breath, and the foreman on the side couldn't help but inhale with him. "Poof" The foreman couldn't hold back, how long have you been breathing, it's almost thirty seconds. The foreman breathed all three breaths. Yes, strange people are like this, if you want to be serious, you will lose.

Wang Gang plunged into the mud pit with a fierce son, and everyone held their breath.

"I'll bet, come up in a minute."

"Two minutes."

"You're all fools, well, I'll bet three minutes."

The crowd on the side was very happy, and completely regarded this incident as entertainment news.

In the muddy water, Wang Gang opened his eyes, and with the blessing of the powerful king charm, it automatically turned into underwater breathing, the pores were automatically micro-adjusted, and the seven orifices were closed, and the muddy water could no longer block Wang Gang's sight.

After a few fumbles, Wang Gang soon found the big hole dug by the excavator, the water flow is still very fast, although it will not form a fountain, but it is still a large amount of water, and it cannot be welded at all. This is a challenge, Wang Gang rolled his eyes and came up with an idea.

"Poof" Wang Gang floated up.

"I'll go, the god of war is weak, and he didn't even last a minute."

"Hey, the myth of the god of war has been broken, and people can't be omnipotent."

"Hey, the god of war can't figure it out, when will this water come, my toilet stinks and can't get in."

"What is the toilet, my clothes are running in the basin, they are almost out of color, they just bought it."

"There's going to be a riot in the cafeteria today, should I call an ambulance now?"

"Haha, which cafeteria are you so unlucky?"

"I'm the cafeteria of Yamashiro University, where are you?"

"Grandson, I'm a student at Yamashiro University, you wait, the ambulance can't save you, oops, take your life."

Director Yuan sat on the chair with his ass, his heart was full of finished thoughts, he had lost such a big person, and the matter had not been resolved, how could he face the anger of the municipal party committee. He didn't even feel like he was in the mood to curse.

The foreman was anxious, the god of war had no choice, he was dead, he was the first person responsible, and now the job was definitely gone, and his face was dark.

In front of everyone's eyes, Wang Gang climbed out, took a body of mud soup, and staggered to the lamppost that he had just thrown to the side of the road, and stretched out his hand to pick up the lamppost.

The onlookers were anxious, "I'll go, the god of war is berserk, he hasn't completed the commission, is he going to kill people on the street, everyone run." ”

"Bang la la" people ran away.

"Hulala" followed by a group of surrounding.

"Brain-dead, the god of war didn't come to the eldest aunt, how could he beat people casually, it's not a big deal to see the excitement, onlookers, you must watch."

Wang Gang first stuck the lamppost in the mud puddle, and then jumped down again.

Director Yuan stood up, "What is he?" ”

Netizens are crazy.

"What is the God of War trying to do, is there an alien down there when you get a big pillar down?"

"According to my analysis, it should be that the god of war has found the water outlet, the water flow is too large, and there is no way to complete the welding. Don't ask me who I am, please call me brick house. ”

"I'll go, the god of war is really superb, he really found the water outlet. Oh my God. ”

"I'd rather believe that the god of war is pregnant, and the eldest aunt has come."

"You're going to have water? Well, God of War still has access to the toilet. ”