Chapter 11: Heavenly Immortals (3)
The front hall was already in a mess, and Su Yi'an, who ran after Guan Yi to the front hall one by one, looked at the messy scene in front of her in a daze. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Many of the guests had been scared away, and only a few who did not run out hid next to them and held their heads and did not dare to move, for fear that the dishes flying around would fly to their heads.
What is Zong Jiyue doing as a bastard? How can you still be in the mood to sit there and drink? Su Yi'an rolled up her sleeves and walked to the man in a brocade robe sitting on the main seat, grabbed his ears and shouted, "Why are you still in the mood to drink, haven't you seen that a good wedding banquet has been made like this?" You don't care. ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the corner where the guests were hiding, "Strange, what about Jiming?" ”
"As soon as he ran out, he said that I didn't want to interfere in this matter, and then chased a child and rushed out."
"Then these dishes are ......."
"Changsheng, you go on, don't run around."
Turning his head, he saw an old man with a white beard holding a stack of clean plates in his hand and throwing it at a man dressed in white.
The man in white looked helpless, this was the first time he participated in the wedding banquet of Yehua Immortal Jun, who knew that this group of immortals who had lived for thousands of years and had been worshiped by mortals actually didn't even sit down and drink a glass of wine, and directly started with Gao Lingjun.
He's innocent too, okay? Finally, when the phoenix perched on the sycamore and re-ascended to the Nine Heavens Realm, the old ghost of the Heavenly Emperor directly sent him down to take care of this group of happy old immortals who were throwing dishes at the moment.
'Bang' With a crisp sound of a plate shattering directly at his feet, Ji Changsheng came back to his senses and caught the plate that flew towards his face, "Old Yue, you are also a marriage manager, how can you mess around with them." ”
"Hey, I said that you, a nerd who stays in the Hall of Eternal Life all the year round, the first few times Yehua and Gao Lingjun invited you to marry, you didn't come, now it's okay, don't you understand?"
"Changsheng really doesn't understand, is it interesting for you to throw dishes like this?"
"It's so boring, it's so interesting."
Seeing the white-bearded old man put the plate in his hand on the hand of the man in white, he said, "Now you will lose me, stand farther away, yes, yes, it's fun to stand farther away, throw it hard." ”
Su Yi'an stumbled under her feet, who are these people? How had she never seen it?
As soon as he wanted to walk to the graceful and luxurious woman sitting in the corner watching the play, he felt his sleeve being pulled, "Sister-in-law, you sit with your eldest brother, I'll take care of this matter." ”
As he spoke, Guan Yiyi walked towards the woman, and without looking at the dishes flying around, he walked directly to the woman's side, "Let them stop." ”
"Stop immediately, where are they not like this, if they make a little trouble, they will come to make amends, come and sit down and have a drink with your mother, what about the Nine Heavens Realm's Qiong Jelly and Jade Dew, in the previous life, you didn't believe that we were from the Nine Heavens Realm, saying that everything must pay attention to evidence, as if we lied to you, and now Gou You has also found you, and you should have told a lot of things about the Nine Heavens Realm, but I don't know if it is because there are too many reincarnations, Gao Lingjun has become stupid, he doesn't even believe my words, you have become more, come here, I'll take a good look, How could such a good silly girl in the Nine Heavens Realm become so calm and calm. ”
The immortals who threw the plates not far away stopped their movements one after another and began to discuss the changes in Yehua.
"I just said that in the previous life, I couldn't let Yehua reincarnate as a female catcher, but now it's okay, don't be stupid."
"Yes, yes, I also said it, but the king of Hades didn't listen to him, and I was so angry that I almost tore up his book of life and death."
“……”
"Stop! What about Zong Jiming? ”
"Fortunately, it's still the original Yehua, and I'm thinking about Gao Lingjun all the time." Thor carried the hammer and patted his chest hard.
"He went to a duel with Gouyu."
The Queen Mother of the West took a sip of the elixir and jade dew, and her tone was like a meal.
Take off the phoenix crown on his head, and run out as soon as Guan Yi mentions the wedding clothes.
Zongfu was built on a feng shui treasure land by the mountains and rivers, at this time the gate of the Zongjia was crowded with guests who fled at that time, all of them looked up at the sky, Guan Yiyi followed them one by one, and saw Gou You holding a roast chicken in the air, a mouthful of greasy, and from time to time he looked down defiantly at Zong Jiming, who was a little embarrassed with a broom in his hand.
"I said you can't do it, you haven't hit me the first few times, and it's impossible this time."
The three or four-year-old child actually spoke so wildly, and the guests in a circle wanted to sit down and watch the play, to see if this battle would be won by the little demon king of the sect, or by the child who appeared inexplicably, but this child came to rob the family? This, has the hair grown?
"There's a kind of you come down and see how I clean you up, grandpa."
Pushing aside the crowd and seeing Zong Jiming with his hands on his hips, no different from those scolding shrews on the street, Guan Yiyi felt funny, took the broom with a red rope in his hand, pointed to Gou You floating in the air and said, "Come down, my sister will spare you before she gets married today, don't blame me for being rude if you continue to make trouble." ”
The immortals who came out with Guan Yiyi suddenly felt a chill behind them, remembering the pranks she had done to them in the Nine Heavens Realm in the past, and unconsciously took two steps back, this person is easy to forget things after living for a long time, how can the immortals be the same?
Thinking that these two people have been reincarnated several times, but they can meet and become husband and wife every time, they think that every time they are reincarnated, they can make trouble, because they don't remember who they are at all, and they will be erased after making trouble, thinking about it is also a kind of fun, but after playing for a long time, they forget the great achievements of the two.
Yue Lao covered his chest, there were still a few red ropes in it, remembering that Yehua used to run to his marriage hall to draw strings for him, and turned around and ran.
This Yehua is also a sensible person, he will never mess with the line of mortals, but every time he will pull the line of the two realms of gods and demons to him, in the thousands of years of the Nine Heavens Realm, he has been forced to kiss by Meng Po, Ma Mian, and even the king of Hades and various demons in the demon world, and now I still feel afraid when I think about it.
Seeing that Yue Lao ran away, the immortals shook their bodies and ran along, and before running, they also left a sentence, "Gou You, you will take the top first, and I will take the first step." ”
Holding the roast chicken to eat Zhengxiang, Gou You watched the immortals run away blankly, and then looked at Guan Yiyi, who was standing on the ground holding a broom and smiling, and rushed to the front of the immortals, and a pair of small short legs ran faster than anyone else.
Not long after, Su Yi'an walked out and smiled at the guests standing at the door, "Everyone, I'm really sorry to let everyone see a joke, I have arranged a new banquet, and I hope you will enjoy your face and have a drink again, and touch the joy of the newlyweds." ”
After arranging the guests, Su Yi'an took a long breath and looked at the pair of happy newcomers standing at the door, one with messy clothes and the other with hair flying messy......
"It's not early, you hurry back to the new house, go and put the phoenix crown on the hijab, Ming, come with me."
Zong Jiyue's footsteps had not yet stepped out of the threshold, when he saw the two people at the door pointing at each other and laughing.
"You don't want a cave room."
In a word, Zong Jiming instantly quieted down, saw that Guan Yiyi was still smiling, hugged her and ran to the new house, "Yiyi, you wait for me for a while, and I'll be back immediately." ”
Guan Yi, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, thought of what was going to happen next, and his face turned red instantly, and there was still a book handed to her by his sister-in-law under the pillow, perhaps, it would be better to secretly read it first?
I took out the picture of the Spring * Palace with the afterglow under the hijab, slowly turned the page, saw the posture of the painting on it, immediately closed the book, took two deep breaths, opened it and looked at it twice, and felt that the drawing on the book was too profligate, so I threw it aside.
The red candles were dripping down little by little, and Guan Yiyi was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, and was about to get up to find something to eat, when he heard the sound of frolicking outside the room.
"Son-in-law, I haven't had time to say congratulations to my brother on today's wedding, congratulations to Son-in-law Zong on getting married."
"Congratulations"
"Congratulations to Zong Gongzi."
"Okay, okay, don't be a sycophant, this son still wants a cave room, you guys go back quickly."
"We haven't seen what our sister-in-law looks like, Young Master Zong won't be so stingy, and he won't even let us see the bride's face." The other laughed.
"Don't let you see it, don't let you see it, you want to see your mother-in-law, go for a walk, delay the auspicious time to see how I cut you."
Zong Jiming was obviously drunk, he loved to talk nonsense when he was drunk, and Guan Yiyi chuckled under the hijab.
Listening to the door being opened and closed, the footsteps slowly approached her, Guan Yiyi unconsciously clenched her fists, and then heard the footsteps go away, which made her a little confused.
Not long after, he saw a pair of shoes with gold stripes and red soles appear in front of him, "Yiyi, after drinking this cup of wine, we will be able to cave the room." ”
"Cave room, cave room, cave soul."
"Don't you want to have a room with me?" Zong Jiming's hand holding the wine glass trembled a little, and his eyes began to redden.
"You took off my hijab first."
“……”
"One by one, it's so tiring to get married, let's get married once, right?"
"How many more times do you want it?"
looked at Zong Jiming who was spread out on the chair, and put the fish meat with chopsticks to his mouth.
"How many times to marry one by one is not enough."
"You ......"
Guan Yiyi looked at Zong Jiming, who suddenly started snoring, a little helpless, forget it, it's so late, she should go to sleep too.
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In the middle of the night, I felt that something had been pressing on my body and moving, Guan Yiyi had to open my eyes one by one, the red candle was about to burn out, and I squinted at the person who was pressing on me, "What are you doing, it's so heavy." ”
Zong Jiming casually unopened Yiyi's middle coat, picked up the book that was thrown aside and opened it, "Yiyi likes to read these?" Then let's try it, but I don't know if Yiyi likes this, or like this? ”
Through the faint candlelight, seeing the picture that Zong Jiming pointed to, Guan Yiyi felt a little confused.
"Since the lady doesn't speak, the husband has to work hard to try all of these to see what posture the lady likes."
"Hey, you're ......"