The difficult things in this world are just as cheap as some people, the more you bird him, the more he screams, you don't bird him, he doesn't fart!

——Excerpt from "Wu Lai's Quotations"

Wu Lai kicked away the "urine jar", but he felt that the "urine jar" that seemed to be no more than the size of an ordinary vegetable jar had a bit of weight, and he didn't kick it far, but his toes hurt a little!

Wu Lai was a little annoyed and angry, took a step forward, and was about to pick up the "urine jar" and throw it into the distance, eagerly, but forgot that the place under his feet was the place where he had just finished peeing, although it was already a little dry, but the ground was already a little wet + slippery, Wu Lai just took a step, he felt a slip under his feet, his body staggered, and he fell directly to the ground forward, and a dog gnawed on the mud!

And the green "urine jar" was not far in front of Wu Lai, Wu Lai fell to the ground, and his head hit the mouth of the "urine jar", causing Wu Lai's head to "buzz"!

The fire in Wu Lai's heart, he got up in embarrassment, and scolded at the place where he slipped just now: "Which immoral thing did this, anywhere + defecation, it's really ......"

As soon as he scolded here, Wu Lai realized that this bubble of urine was done by his "immoral thing", and he cut off the next more ugly words, shook his head a little groggy, and found that his head was much heavier than before, as if he was wearing a heavy hat. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Lai stretched out his hand to poke his head, but he was touching a slippery thing, and he immediately understood in his heart that the fall just now had accidentally put the green "urine jar" on his head!

"I'll take it, it's too unlucky, I don't even have a wife, so I gave myself such a green hat for nothing!" Wu Lai was so angry in his heart, he thought indignantly, and reached out to take off the "urine jar" from his head, but he used too much force, and the rough opening of the "urine jar" cut a long hole on his forehead, and blood poured into it!

Wu Lai didn't care about the wound on his head, shook his arm, and threw the "urine jar" into the distance. scolded viciously: "Your sister, ever since I met your broken urine jar, I have been unlucky one after another, and I will get away from the master!" ”

The "urine jar" drew a long green line in the air and fell into the grass in the distance, but Wu Lai didn't notice it, the "urine jar" in his mouth was stained with blood on his forehead at the moment, and suddenly shot out + a faint green light, but it was only hidden for a moment, the time was too short, Wu Lai didn't notice it at all.

"I'll go, it's really bad luck today, I thought I could dig up what kind of treasure, it's better to buy a few more fantasy novels, but now it's good, I wear a green hat for nothing, it seems that I peeked at Ren Yalan's underwear + pants today, and there is retribution!"

Wu Lai took out a crumpled piece of toilet paper from his trouser pocket, covered his bleeding forehead, and thought a little stupidly. Although Wu Lai himself is an atheist, but the old man who adopted him back then was a little superstitious, and once told Wu Lai that a woman's underwear + pants will collide with people's luck, and now think about it, there is some truth!

"Ahem, Bai Huahua's big + legs! But we seem to have the domineering spirit of the protagonist in the online novel, otherwise, how could Ren Yalan's little girl entangle herself? Wu Lai thought of this, but he couldn't help but think of the round big + legs of Ren Yalan he saw before, and he couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart, and thought a little intoxicated.

"What do you think? We're scoundrels, not rascals! Besides, those fantasy novels are all made up, think about it, it's still okay to yy, can you really believe the above things? Wouldn't that be a big fool? Wu Lai couldn't help but despise himself fiercely in his heart!

Wu Lai is a fan of online novels, since a few years ago the old man didn't know how to pick up a few fantasy novels thrown away by others from the garbage heap, Wu Lai has been obsessed with reading online novels, but Wu Lai and the old man can't even sustain three meals, let alone buy books in the bookstore, Wu Lai has to rely on picking up other people's online novels to satisfy his hobbies, fortunately, now online novels are overwhelming, extremely flooded, these years Wu Lai has relied on picking up some intermittent fantasy novels everywhere, I don't know how much I read, what dreams into the magic machine, Great gods such as Silkworm Potato and Fang Xiang also know a lot.

However, Wu Lai's favorite is still a little-known lowerwriter, what is Ren Xifeng's name, not how well Ren Xifeng writes, mainly because the protagonist in the book is a little obscene like himself, and he is obviously also a scoundrel, which greatly matches the taste of Wu Lai's classmates!

Wu Lai thought about it, looked up and saw that it was getting late, so he rubbed his head with the tattered toilet paper and walked in the direction of his shack, but he didn't pay attention at all, not far behind him, a ghostly green light faintly followed him, jumping and jumping, looking terrifying in the dim forest!

Wu Lai didn't go far, the night had completely fallen, fortunately today was the seventh day of the lunar calendar, a crescent moon had already hung on the treetops in the east, the bright moonlight covered the forest with a mysterious light veil, but those strange-shaped tree trunks looked a little more hideous in the moonlight.

Fortunately, Wu Lai was used to seeing these scenes, but he didn't feel afraid, he rubbed his forehead that was a little swollen and painful, and felt that his head was a little groggy, but he was a little longing for the quilt in the shack that had not been dismantled and washed for more than a year, so he also accelerated his pace, and the faint green light behind him also sped up and tightly embellished behind Wu Lai!

"Help!" A terrible female voice suddenly broke through the silence of the entire forest, Rao is Wu Lai was nervous, but he was also frightened by this sudden scream, and he almost fell headlong again.

"This ...... What's going on? Who is so miserable? Wu Lai stopped, frowned and looked in the direction of the shout, but saw a few black shadows faintly rushing towards this side!

Wu Lai's heart tightened when he saw this, he didn't know what was going on in front of him, he hurriedly dodged behind a crooked-necked tree, and hid his figure, he had to find out what was happening in front of him first, you must know that although this forest is on the outskirts of the city, it is usually too desolate, and no one will easily set foot in it, especially at night like this, timid people don't dare to enter this chaotic grave beach at all!

As soon as Wu Lai hid his figure, he saw several black shadows in front of him gradually becoming clear in the moonlight.

When he staggered past a person first, with a slim figure, it was obvious that she was a girl with a good figure, but she kept turning back, and kept making calls for "help", her hair was scattered, covering most of her face, and the moonlight was dim, although she was not far away, but Wu Lai still couldn't see the girl's appearance clearly, just looking at the clothes on this body, although she was scratched by tree branches, she could still make out that the girl was wearing the school uniform of her school.

"I'll take it, I'm really back today, it's all the trouble caused by the underwear + pants, I went home in a good way, and I ran into a half-way robbery, this girl seems to be her own alumnus, although she is a scoundrel, but she should be a principled scoundrel, since she has been touched by this kind of thing, it is not your own style to see death and not save it!" Wu Lai thought secretly, bent down, and quietly groped for half of the broken brick in front of him, holding it in his hand, his eyes staring at the front tightly!

Wu Lai has been a famous gangster in his job over the years, and he doesn't know how much he has done in fights, probably Wu Lai's genes are born with aggressive habits, and before every fight, Wu Lai's heart will have an indescribable excitement, so that every time he fights, he is unusually tough, which also makes Wu Lai famous in the vicinity of his job.

The girl who was running in front of her seemed to be exhausted, and she tripped over a dead branch lying on the ground under her feet, and she stumbled a few feet in front of Wu Lai and fell to the ground.

Several figures behind him quickly surrounded him, and the yellow hair on his head was very eye-catching in the moonlight, looking at the girl on the ground lewdly + smiled and said: "Hehe, little girl, can you run?" Run again, you + + run again! ”

The yellow hair said, squatting down + leaning over, reaching out to pull the girl's skirt.

The girl shook her head in fear, and while propping her hands back, she pleaded: "Don't, don't, don't come!" ”

Wu Lai hid behind the tree, is estimating the situation of the enemy and me, this hero to save the beauty of the matter naturally to do, but not too reckless, the other party in addition to the yellow hair, there are three people, it is estimated that they are not good stubble, although he has countless sizes over the years, but after all, he is only a sixteen-year-old boy, if he is not surprisingly victorious, he is afraid that he will only put himself in when he goes out for a while, and he does not have to take a small life, but a fat beating is estimated to be unavoidable!

But just when Wu Lai was secretly thinking about it, the girl's begging voice came into Wu Lai's ears, and Wu Lai's nerves tensed all of a sudden, this girl's voice was too familiar!

Originally, Wu Lai had heard the girl's cry for help before, but when people were desperately calling for help, the voice was very different from usual, so Wu Lai didn't distinguish it, now that the distance is so close, this girl is speaking in the usual tone, Wu Lai heard it all at once, after all, this voice can be regarded as nagging in his ear for more than two years, Wu Lai's ears are calloused, this girl is no one else, it is Ren Yalan who is looking for herself to go back to the classroom to review her homework in the afternoon!

"Damn, you actually bullied Ren Yalan?" Wu Lai didn't care to think about it, his eyes became red, like an angry lion, carrying half a brick and walking sideways!