When I got home in the afternoon, as soon as I opened the door, I saw Huang Tianqing and Huang Tianwu sitting on the sofa at my house, watching TV and commenting on it. When I looked at www.biquge.info Transformers, there was "Transformers" on the TV, and they shook their heads when they watched it.

Seeing me coming back, Huang Tianqing nodded at me, Huang Tianwu didn't even look at me, he was still comparing there, so he heard him say there: "If you say this is true, let's catch Optimus Prime as a disciple, how majestic ......"

Huang Tianqing took over: "I still think Megatron is more handsome, at least people can fly!" ”

Me: "......"

Hearing the door knocking, my mother came out of the kitchen, saw me coming back, and quickly asked Han Nuan if I was uncomfortable or anything, were I tired, how was Wan'er...... I didn't know which one to answer to a series of questions, so I simply didn't answer them.

I pointed to the TV and asked my mom, "Mom, are you watching this?" ”

I'm sure it wasn't my mom watching, because she couldn't understand such a profound movie, and looking at Transformers with her eyes, she got motion sickness after a while!

"I didn't see it, I can still watch this thing! I just played Zhu Gege...... Eh! My mother seemed to have found something: "It wasn't this station just now, what's the matter?" ”

As soon as my mother's voice fell, Huang Tianqing and Huang Tianwu let out a prank and successful laugh together, I looked back, they hugged each other, laughed forward and backwards, I go, as for it? Isn't it just stealing a different channel!

My mother picked up the remote control from the coffee table and was about to change it back, Huang Tianqing immediately couldn't laugh, Huang Tianwu seemed to have been stepped on by the tail, jumped high, and gestured at me in a hurry, "Damn!" Dude, you can't just watch an American blockbuster! You kid don't stop you, hey! Damn, why is it Mama Rong again! ”

Before Huang Tianwu could finish speaking, my mother changed the TV back, Huang Tianwu saw that the bumblebee had turned into Mama Rong, patted his head and sat on the sofa, Huang Tianqing patted him on the shoulder to show comfort. I think it's funny to see the way they look, but they can also be regarded as giving me face, and they don't have nonsense, otherwise, any one of them can easily control my mother's thoughts. But they didn't do it, and it's pretty authentic. Anyway, my mother has to cook, and she doesn't watch TV, so I took the remote control, changed it back, and said to my mother: "I can still memorize it, do you look interesting, how good it is to watch some fun!" ”

My mom thought I wanted to watch "Transformers", but she didn't say anything, and asked me if I felt uncomfortable with the shovel of stir-fry.

I told her that there were no after-effects of ether and that I was fine now! Without waiting for her to ask, I told her about Wan'er's situation, and I told her what Wan'er was doing, so she was sick, just ask Master to find out!

My mother asked me, "Why are you so evil now?" Why are you ghosts and gods at every turn? It's really not good these days, all the demons and monsters have come out! ”

I thought about it, I still told my mother about the matter, she is relatively easy to accept, my father's temperament, tsk, anyway, I'm afraid of him!

"You don't have to look at the pot, do you? What's delicious to make? "I saw her standing with a stir-fry shovel for a long time, why wasn't she in a hurry at all.

My mom said, "Stewed chicken, it's okay, it can't stick to the pot!" There's a lot of soup! ”

"If it's okay, I'll tell you something!" I pondered for a moment and said to her in a very serious tone: "Be mentally prepared, I'm not joking at all!" ”

My mom smiled and said to me, "I know if you don't say it!" ”

"What?" I almost bit my tongue off when my mom said this, "How do you know?" What do you know? ”

"Actually, you don't need to say this, can your father and I still not know about you!" My mother said to me, "Don't forget, you are our son, what can you hide from me and your father?" We've already discussed it, so I'm waiting for you to take the initiative, and then exchange opinions with you to see what you think! ”

"My dad knows too?" I was taken aback, "When did you know?" ”

"What does your dad know? I'm afraid your dad will know? My mother glared at me in disgust and said, "Can you not tell him about such a big matter, and not discuss it with him?" But now the situation at home, you have seen it, there is no money, you see ......"

My mom didn't say anything more, but I understood what she meant, so I hurriedly comforted her: "Don't worry, I can't spend a few dollars, I've discussed it!" ”

"Really?" My mother looked surprised: "Did Wan'er's parents agree?" ”

"What does it have to do with them, besides, can her parents know about this! Let's do it secretly! As soon as I finished speaking, my mother grabbed the vegetable shovel and made a gesture to slap me, I quickly jumped away and asked her for some reason: "What are you doing?" The soup is all on my clothes! ”

"When did you kid get such a bastard! Why does marrying someone else's daughter have nothing to do with others, and you dare to do it secretly? You, I and your dad are dead? My mom pointed a vegetable shovel at my nose and said.

"What do you say? Who said they were going to marry Wan'er? Of course, Wan'er must be married, but now is the time! "I just reacted, it turned out that what my mother told me was this, and it was a bad deal! What we said is not the same thing at all, I am talking about the mouth of the horse! I hurriedly waved my hand to my mother: "Don't say it, we're not talking about the same thing!" Good fellow, you scared me, I thought you were a prophet! ”

When my mother heard me say this, she stopped and asked me, "Then what are you going to say?" Still so serious? ”

"Mom, do you remember that fat man?" I asked.

"Which fat man?" My mom looked at me quizzically.

"Fat Lan, give me that one!" I reminded my mom: "Wishful Treasure Pavilion buddy! ”

"Ahh You said Master Lan! What's wrong? Remember! Thanks to them, otherwise you would still be lying in bed! My mom said.

I nodded and said to my mom, "That's him!" Remember what he said? He said I have a mouth, and I have to stand! ”

My mother was very sensitive, as if she had guessed something, and asked me tentatively, "What do you mean?" Isn't that how you feel? ”

I nodded and said to my mom, "Mom, maybe I'm going to go out!" "At that moment, I told my mother all the time, how I got in touch with the fairy family, how I accepted the beating, and how I knew that all the people and horses had gone down the mountain.

My mother couldn't accept it for a while, she was about to fall, I quickly helped her to the sofa, Huang Tianqing and Huang Tianwu consciously gave the sofa to the two of us, and they sat on the coffee table to watch TV, regardless of what I told my mother was related to them.

My mom sat down on the couch and asked, "What you said is true?" Don't scare your mother! How can it be so fast! ”

"I didn't scare you, I just told you that I was about to come out, or I don't want to tell you yet!" I sat next to my mom and said to her, "I'm going through this like watching a mythical story," I pointed to the "Transformers" on TV and said, "See, it's not bad from what is played on TV, and the fairy families I know are all similar to this!" ”

My mother glanced at the TV, and quickly took her eyes away, there were several robots in it, I couldn't tell the number when I looked at it, Huang Tianqing and the two of them watched it with relish, and they still muttered that the iron sheet was beaten lightly, Megatron didn't have anything to do, you see, hehehe, or Optimus Prime's feet are beautiful...... I don't know how they can tell so carefully in the dazzle!

My mother held her head and said to me: "This matter has to be discussed with your father, it is not something you can figure out, in case your immortal family is all a five-horse camp!" ”

As soon as my mother finished speaking, Huang Tianqing and Huang Tianwu frowned and looked back at my mother, I glared at them, Huang Tianwu was still a little unconvinced: "She scolded us, we didn't fight back, we can't just look at it?" ”

I rolled my eyes at him, ignored him, and went on with my mom's work, "Mom, can my dad agree?" Is it a serious immortal family, there is already a master to check for me, so you can rest assured, they are all immortals, and there is no mess that wants to go to the hall to be a hero! ”

"Which Master? What do you know? My mom asked.

"It's the master who treated Wan'er, and the people are also very powerful, anyway, I think it's better than Lan Fat!" I'll tell you the truth, it's not that I don't think Lan Fatzi is good, it's mainly that the head of his family is familiar with my immortal family, even if my immortal family has a problem, I think the possibility of him helping my immortal family is definitely greater than the possibility of helping me. So I'm still a little worried about Lan Fatzi. Besides, if you don't worry, you're going to come out, why are you spending money to find a fat man? There is no need to invite the big gods, nor do you need to invite the two gods, this situation is not nothing, it is not that the Ma disciples have to ask the big gods to check the two gods and invite the immortals to set up the hall. Some little fairies can't sit down and open their mouths without the guidance of the two gods, my master has said, if you want to go to the court, it's all about your ability, and you can't sit down and don't open your mouth, this is to take the route of elite soldiers, which is exactly what I like!

My master said that he didn't want the Sanhai Gang soldiers, that is, the two gods, to sing the tune of the gods and invite the gods, this is a test for the immortal family to sit down, and if you don't tie it tightly, you can't sit down, you can't open the tiger's mouth and let go of the dragon's voice, and when the time comes, the fairy family is a good face, if anyone drops the chain at a critical moment, it is estimated that they will not be able to raise their heads in the future. After setting up the hall order, you have to open the horse to mix, break the horse lock, and worship the Seven Star Bucket, (that is, the scale pole and the order flag are inserted in the rice bucket) Originally, this was also to be assisted by the two gods, listen to my master's meaning, this matter should be handed over to Mrs. Bai and my aunt to do, this really depends on the level of Taoism. It is not an ordinary hall that can kick open the horse with incense and kick the horse lock, Master is trying to show me the ability of the lobby, as if I am a mirror in my heart. Of course, it may really be out of order to save money, it's really hard for them, with a poor brother like me, it takes so much effort to set up a house!

When my mother heard me say that Feng Xue was better than Lan's fat man, she seemed a little unconvinced, and said to me, "No one, Master Lan, you are still lying in bed now!" If it weren't for him, would you know you had a class? Anyway, if this thing is according to my intentions, I have to find someone to help check it and see if it can come out, isn't it! You're so young now, I haven't heard of anyone who came out so young! That's a bit of a nonsense! ”

"You ask how many years Fat Man Lan has been out of the horse, and he is not as young as me! Really! That's not what you know, how many of the people who are out of the horse now are older? I was not convinced and said: "Why are the disciples who used to go out of the horse crazy, and they were quite old before they came out?" Mainly because wasn't there a lot of gods before? And if you are sick, you will go to the hospital, who will see this! I don't think about it, so who don't grind him? If you don't grind to the point that the medicine stone is soulless, and the dead horse is a live horse doctor, go to the great gods, can these immortals have a bright future! So, now that the disciples are getting younger and younger, there are fewer crazy ones! ”

"Who did you listen to?" My mom looked at me, ", huh?" ”

"What the hell? I also listened to the master who treated Wan'er well! "These words are indeed what Feng Xue said to me, otherwise how would I know this! Feng Xue was afraid that I didn't understand anything, so she helped me sharpen my gun and make up for my knowledge.

I then said to my mother: "I'm afraid you'll be scared when I say it, anyway, let's tell you so, now that the immortals are all here, all of them have gone down the mountain, I don't know where the others are, there are two deputy sect masters of the Yellow Hall in this house, "Transformers" is what they watched, and now it's in front of you, but you can't see it!" ”

When my mother heard me say this, she quickly got up from the sofa and ran to the side, and I hurriedly comforted my mother: "Don't worry, don't be afraid!" They are all good comrades, they don't scare people, just now you scolded people for being a five-horse bad camp, and they weren't angry! It's all measured! ”

Maybe my words slapped Huang Tianqing's two brothers' ass, and they all expressed their friendship to me, the specific way was to give me a thumbs up, but I will correct them in the future, the thumb is the short and thick one, not the long and thin one! They're clearly wrong! It seems that they still have some gains from watching foreign movies, but they just don't learn serious things!

When my mother heard this, she completely lost the momentum she had just now, and secretly pulled me to my ear and said, "What can you see in the house now?" ”

I nodded and said to my mother, "You can see it, but don't worry, everyone is polite and well-behaved, and they won't go to the toilet and stay in the bedroom!" Those places are not good for them, the air is too dirty, they are not good for them, they are forbidden places! ”

My mother glared at me: "I'm afraid they are not good for us living, can you think of a way to prevent them from wandering around our house?" ”

I nodded affirmatively and said to my mother, "Yes! ”

"What's the solution?"

"It's gone!"

(Special thanks to my sister [please call me little pure] to tip 588, I was on leave today, but I didn't expect my sister to be rain or shine, and I was moved to death!) Today, I present a 4,000-word chapter, which is equivalent to two chapters in ordinary times, and the eternal troubles have basically been satisfactorily resolved! Normal updates will resume from tomorrow, thank you for your understanding and support! Thank you forever! ）