Chapter 2 The God of Wealth
"Money is the body, and there is a good thing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is square on the inside and round on the outside. Its accumulation is like a mountain, and its flow is like a river. There are times when there is movement, but there is a festival in the line. The market is easy and does not suffer from attrition. It is difficult to break like longevity, not like the road. Therefore, it can last for a long time and is a treasure of the world. is like a brother, and the word is called Kong Fang. If you lose, you will be poor, and if you gain, you will be rich. Fly without wings, walk without feet. Relieve Yan Yi's face and open a difficult mouth. Those who have more money are in the front, and those who have less money are in the back; The former is the ruler, and the latter is the servant. The elders are abundant and more than abundant, and the servants are exhausted and insufficient......"
"Hey, God of Wealth, are you reciting the "God of Money" again?"
God of Wealth: "Shunfeng ear, you have a lot to do, I don't want to listen to you and close your ears!" ”
Shunfeng smiled bitterly: "Can the eyes be closed, can the ears be closed?" Don't, don't memorize it, you've been memorizing this "Theory of the God of Money" for hundreds of years, and if you don't bother me, I'm about to grow calluses...... Looks like I'm going to have to pick out my ears when I go back! ”
The God of Wealth ignored Shunfeng's complaints and continued to backslide:
"Money can make ghosts...... All those who are today are only money. Therefore, it is said: The army has no wealth, and the soldiers do not come; There is no reward for the army, and the soldiers do not go; If there is no Chinese person, it is better to return to the field; Although there are middle-aged people but no brothers, it is no different from wanting to fly without wings, and wanting to do without feet. ”
Shunfeng Er: "Mother, I'm finally done reciting it...... Whew, my ears hurt a little, and I felt like there were countless flies flying in my ears......"
Clairvoyant was a little happy: "Fortunately, I can't hear well......"
The God of Wealth shrugged: "I've already lowered my voice, okay!" ”
Downwind Ear: "This is the disadvantage of too sharp ears!" No matter how subtle the sound is, it is like thunder in my ears...... I said, God of Wealth, do you still think about the daydream that 'money can make the devil grind'? ”
Clairvoyant: "Since the immortal is isolated, even my clairvoyance can't see the situation in the nether realm...... It's a pity that my talent is supernatural, I still remember yesterday when I looked in the direction of Guanghan Palace...... Ahem, the Guanghan Fairy warned me not to say it! ”
Shunfeng Er: "Cut, isn't it just a little thing about taking a bath......"
The God of Wealth was excited: "Really, really, clairvoyant, what kind of bath did you really see?" Tell me about the situation...... Well, how about I give you a gold ingot? ”
Clairvoyant: "A gold ingot? ”
"Ten! No, fifty! Couldn't have been more! ”
The clairvoyant thief looked around, and found that there was no one nearby, so he lowered his voice and said: "I don't want gold ingots, I want merit, as long as you give me ten merits, I will give you a complete picture of the Guanghan fairy bathing ......"
After the God of Wealth heard the words "Guanghan Fairy Bathing Map", his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked the clairvoyant up and down, and the clairvoyant was covered in cold sweat when he was seen by the God of Wealth...... Don't goof, where can I see the Guanghan Fairy, but they are immortals......
After thinking about it, I saw that the God of Wealth gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, ten merits are ten merits, but you can't say it......"
"Don't worry, what kind of person is the Guanghan Fairy, can I afford to mess with clairvoyance? Wouldn't I be unlucky if I said it? ”
Clairvoyant hurriedly reassured.
On the other hand, Shunfeng Ear was very silent and looked at his sworn friend God of Wealth......
God of Wealth: "I'll send you a red envelope, pay attention to the ...... Okay, ten points of merit have been sent to you, you hurry up and send me the fairy's bathing picture with the occult shadow technique......"
Claireye: "Wait, I'll take it...... Well, yes, I received ten merits, thank you God of Wealth for the red envelope! ”
The clairvoyant gave Shunfeng Ear a look, the two have been working together for a long time, of course, they have a very tacit understanding, and the God of Wealth, who is still YY with the beauty of the Guanghan Fairy without clothes, did not notice the strangeness of the clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear at all......
"Wait!"
"Huh?"
Clairvoyant Shunfeng'er suddenly stiffened, thinking that his little trick had been seen through by the God of Wealth, and he was immediately ready to repay the debt, and then gave the God of Wealth a high hat to wear, thinking that the character of the local tyrant of the God of Wealth would not be too embarrassing for himself......
"Huh?" The God of Wealth showed a puzzled look in his eyes, and said to himself: "I actually had a movement in the god-summoning money that fell in the mortal world five hundred years ago...... Hey, could it be that someone activated it? ”
"What, what is the god money?"
Clairvoyant was still nervous in his heart, he didn't have a bathing picture of the Guanghan Fairy at all, so he just wanted to deceive the God of Wealth with a little merit. Since the immortals are separated, it is very difficult to obtain merit, except for the merit issued by the heavenly court every year, it can only be obtained from other immortals. If it weren't for the rarity of merit, clairvoyance would not have been so bold to deceive the God of Wealth for the sake of ten merits.
Shunfeng Er was not so nervous, but remembered what the God of Wealth said about summoning the god of money.
That is one of the small magical powers of the God of Wealth, that is, to use money to pass the gods, and scatter the copper coins endowed with their divine consciousness to the mortal world, as long as the people who are destined to get it, they can call the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth can also rely on this to use some magical powers by calling the gods to help the people who are destined to find the money to make a fortune...... Hey!
Summoning God Money?
Shunfeng Ear's body suddenly froze, the two worlds of immortals and mortals have long been separated, how can someone activate the God of Wealth's God-calling money? And looking at the reaction of the God of Wealth, it seems that he can still perceive the mortal world by summoning the god money......
"Wealth, God of Wealth...... Can you perceive the nether mortal world? ”
The God of Wealth's body was still trembling a little from excitement, and when he heard Shunfeng's question, he said as if to himself and as if answering:
"It was a mortal named Zhou Xiaoxian who activated my Divine Summoning Money......"
Hey? Listening to the words of the God of Wealth, he knew that he could really get some information in the mortal world with this, otherwise how could he know that the person who got the money to call the gods was called Zhou Xiaoxian?
"No! I have to hurry up and report to the Jade Emperor......"
The God of Wealth was so excited that he almost couldn't step on the auspicious clouds, and he was so staggering that he was a little worried when he even looked at the clairvoyance.
"God of Wealth, you, ah, that fairy bathing picture?"
The God of Wealth didn't reply, but just left a paragraph: "When you go back, you send me a private message...... I'm going to find the Jade Emperor now...... Don't forget to ha! ”
Touch!
The auspicious clouds fell, and the God of Wealth got up in a hurry......
The clairvoyant hurried over and held the God of Wealth in his hands.
"Ahem, cough, I'm so excited, even Xiangyun can't step on it steadily, and I'm in trouble...... Otherwise, you can also go with me to meet the Jade Emperor! ”
"Is that okay?"
"Of course!"
Clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear was suddenly overjoyed: "My little fairy is here to thank the God of Wealth in advance!" ”
"Nothing, nothing!"
The God of Wealth waved his hand generously.
And the clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear really can't help but be overjoyed, you must know that this is a great achievement, the God of Wealth took his brothers to meet the Jade Emperor, and when the time comes, he will definitely get a lot of merit......
Merit is the basic condition for the cultivation of Heavenly Court Immortals! The more merit you have, the easier it will be to practice...... The higher the immortal official can rise!
Because the immortals are separated, the heavenly immortals cannot go to the lower realm, and the mortals in the lower realm cannot ascend to immortals, and the reverence of the mortals in the lower realm is getting weaker and weaker, and the incense is becoming less and less...... If the gods can't go to the lower realm, they can't help believers realize their wishes, and if they can't fulfill their wishes, they will lose their believers......
Without believers, immortals have no merit incense......
As a result, merit became more and more precious, and they all became the general equivalent of Heavenly Court!
It can be used like money!
(The old driver drives a new car, all passengers hurry up and get on the bus, ask for collection and recommendation tickets!) )