"Immortals and fans have been separated for thousands of years, and there is no chance for merit and cultivation. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info years of bitter hatred once gone, and the dream of the hunt is not far away. ”

Shunfeng Ear: "God of Wealth, can you not be so sour!" I'm about to throw up, what kind of poem are you writing? ”

God of Wealth: "If you don't understand, you will die, don't listen!" ”

Shunfeng Ear: "If I could choose not to stop, I wouldn't listen!" ”

The God of Wealth said happily: "Don't talk about it, I'll pull my apprentices into the group and talk about it......"

"What? Are you going to pull that Zhou Xiaoxian into the group? ”

Clairvoyant also came over with concern at this time, and said, "In this case, will it be too much?" ”

God of Wealth: "What? The Jade Emperor has put me in charge, isn't it for him to know more about the affairs of the Heavenly Court? Well, isn't it much more convenient to send red envelopes when you join the group? ”

"Hehe, the God of Wealth is lazy, the Jade Emperor asked you to accept Zhou Xiaoxian as an apprentice, and let you do a meritorious thing, and you still have to be lazy, it's really ......"

God of Wealth: "Hehe, in the future, you will send more red envelopes in the group, so that my strength will improve quickly!" ”

When he said this, the God of Wealth had already pulled Zhou Xiaoxian into a group called "Tuhao Group" that he created, the God of Wealth turned out to be just a four-grade petty official, and most of the immortals who joined his group were relatively low officials, but since he contacted the mortal world with the money to summon the gods, especially after the Jade Emperor ordered him to be responsible for teaching Zhou Xiaoxian, he became hot, and many immortals who originally disdained him asked to join the group......

Shunfeng ear clairvoyance: "We are all poor, where can we always give out red envelopes......"

……

Zhou Xiaoxian nervously looked at the scratch ticket on the screen, he spent three yuan to buy the playground lottery ticket, why did he buy the playground? Because it is the highest prize in scratch lots, the jackpot is 100,000 yuan!

It's time for the lottery!

Why did Zhou Xiaoxian suddenly remember to buy a lottery ticket?

Because he thought that the God of Wealth lied to him at first, how could he accept the fact that there is a God in the world for a while after receiving an atheistic education all these years? So, in order to prove that he is the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth gave Zhou Xiaoxian a beanie, what kind of beanie is it? According to him, it is a lucky bean, as long as you eat it, you will be prosperous in an hour! In order to prove that there are really immortals in the world, Zhou Xiaoxian used the lucky bean-

Buy a ticket that opens instantly!

"Wow! I got ......"

Zhou Xiaoxian looked at the pattern on the screen, shouted and at the same time, in order not to appear oolong, he excitedly checked it again, that's right, it's hit! And it's the jackpot!

"Congratulations to 'Buddha is the Way' for winning the first prize with a bonus of 100,000 yuan!"

"Rich, rich...... yes, I'm rich......"

Bang dang!

"What's going on? Top dog...... Boss, are you there? ”

Yuan Hua pushed open the door and asked casually.

Zhou Xiaojian in the back also said: "Is it the boss watching the movie?" So excited......"

Zhou Xiaoxian is very helpless about this Zhou Xiaojian, who is a "small" character with himself, he is really a person like his name, cheap!

Zhou Xiaoxian: "You're back, hurry up, come and see...... I won the lottery ......"

"What kind of prize did you win?"

"Scratch it!"

"Damn, are you there, I suddenly remembered to buy scratch tickets, which reminds me of buying with my funny buddies in high school...... Wow! This is, this is ......" Zhou Xiaojian looked at the screen and was speechless, his eyes widened.

"Really, I'll take a look at ......" Yuan Hua didn't believe it at first, and squeezed to the computer to take a look, "Dig a slot!" How much is that? One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand...... One hundred thousand! Hold the grass! Boss, you're ...... Won the lottery? And it's the jackpot? ”

Both of them were frightened, and Nima suddenly had a big surprise, just like going out and being hit by a pie falling from the sky!

Zhou Xiaoxian: "Jackpot!" It has to be the jackpot, it's easy for me to buy a lottery ticket once, I spent three dollars......"

Yuan Hua: "Tease, you have to be scared...... Why did you suddenly remember to buy a lottery ticket? ”

Zhou Xiaoxian said fiercely: "Didn't I go to show my senior sister, I didn't look at the road when I came back, and I stepped on dog shit...... Dog * luck dog * luck, I think since I went out and stepped on dog * then or buy a lottery ticket, so I won the lottery...... Hahaha, I'm a genius! ”

"Nima, is this all right?"

Yuan Hua and Zhou Xiaojian were thundered by Zhou Xiaoxian's words, how can they not sound like they are true? But the prize was indeed won, 100,000 yuan! It's unbalanced to think about, because Mao and I are more handsome than the boss but can't win the lottery?

"No, I'm going to buy ...... too"

After clicking and turning on their computers, and then buying a few lottery tickets in a row, the two of them finally resigned themselves to their fate, and they didn't even give a consolation prize...... I lost a dozen dollars.

Zhou Xiaojian: "Boss, have you claimed the prize?" I'm going to fight the local tyrants......"

Zhou Xiaoxian: "Heckling, this tax collector is too dark, 20 percent...... 20,000 yuan is gone......"

The distressed Zhou Xiaoxian regretted it even more at this time, why did he only buy a lottery ticket? If you buy a few more bets, the buddy is a millionaire now...... Ah, now that I think about it, I feel hateful, why should I be stingy with those few dollars?

It turned out that after eating the lucky bean, I felt sorry for the money, and I thought about buying a scratch ticket to try, don't buy too much and waste money, you must know that a lottery ticket costs three yuan, so I ...... Now regret it!

"I wonder if those immortals have regret medicine? Damn, there is! Go back and let the God of Wealth give me a few more lucky beans......"

"Boss, what are you muttering?"

"Aha, it's nothing, it's just that I've already exchanged the money, it's all in the card, let's go, a few brothers go out and rub it...... I please! ”

Zhou Xiaojian: "Then I'll call Huang Qiuxiang and them......"

There are really immortals in the world, and that immortal still wants to take me as an apprentice, and it is developed...... Zhou Xiaoxian thought all the way, it turned out that when he communicated with the God of Wealth through the God of Wealth before, the God of Wealth had already told him that he wanted to accept him as an apprentice, but Zhou Xiaoxian did not immediately agree out of prudence! Now through the lottery business, he is finally sure that he has not been deceived!

"Hey, isn't that the school flower?"

Yuan Hua pointed to Wu Mengjiao's milk tea stall, and said with a nymphomaniac, looking at people who were about to drool!

"It's so beautiful, but how did she come out to sell milk tea? With this appearance, there must be a lot of big money willing to cover her......"

"Wow, what are you talking about?" Zhou Xiaoxian slapped Yuan Hua on the head, "That's my brother's dish......"

"Huh, boss, do you really have a crush on her? Why don't you go and say hi to her? ”

A few roommates were afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Boss, you're also rich now, haven't you ever thought about finding a school girl to be your girlfriend?"

When Zhou Xiaoxian heard this, his brain was hot, and he immediately said: "Of course I think about it, wait, my brother will go over and tell her now......"

Wu Mengjiao is Zhou Xiaoxian's goddess, watching the goddess being surrounded by a bunch of animals asking for milk...... Ahem, milk tea! Zhou Xiaoxian felt a knot, yes, my brother used to be incapable and ashamed of himself, but now that my buddy is about to develop, don't you dare to find a school girl as a girlfriend?

"Hey, hey, why are you like this, queuing up...... Ay! ”

Zhou Xiaoxian ignored the opposition of these animals, and resolutely cut the queue up-

The goddess smiled and saw Zhou Xiaoxian, she still had a little impression of him.

"Do you want milk tea again? Do you want to bring it to your girlfriend? ”

Wu Mengjiao thought that Zhou Xiaoxian must have brought it to someone when he came for the second time, so she said this, after all, Zhou Xiaoxian had just bought a large cup of burnt fairy grass......

And the impulsive Zhou Xiaoxian didn't seem to hear the goddess's question, but said in the angry eyes of everyone:

"Wu Mengjiao, I like you......"

Stunned, everyone was stunned!

(How about the opening poem, okay?) ）