"You've added Tuxing Sun as a friend, and now you can chat. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

When Zhou Xiaoxian was still thinking about what to say, Tuxingsun sent a message over-

"Hello disciple of the God of Wealth!"

"Hello Tuxing Sun senior!"

Zhou Xiaoxian hurriedly said hello, although he didn't have the slightest sense of respect for this lewd and lustful guy in his heart, but after all, he was a famous immortal on the god list, and he was named an immortal of Tufu Star, and his rank was sixth, one level lower than Lei Gongdian Mother! However, the seniority of the people is high, Tuxingsun is the nephew of Jiang Ziya, who presided over the major events of the gods, although he looks obscene and lustful, but ordinary people dare not underestimate him, I want to be the god war, Tuxingsun with the art of earth escape and a short iron rod I don't know how many heroes who have been famous for a long time have been captured!

"Hahaha, the little guy is good, and his mouth is quite sweet......"

Tuxingsun was very satisfied with Zhou Xiaoxian's attitude, and after praising a few words, he said: "Little guy, I haven't been down to earth for a long time, I don't know what is interesting in the mortal world now?" ”

"Ugh!"

Zhou Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, how could he answer, the fun sea in the world is gone, but you are a god in the sky, and your cognitive level of others is still five hundred years ago, you tell him that he can understand watching movies and TV series? Can you tell him to surf the Internet, play on his phone, and play games? Zhou Xiaoxian was suddenly embarrassed, and he didn't know how to answer Tuxingsun's words.

Seeing that Zhou Xiaoxian hadn't answered for a long time, Tuxing Sun hurriedly sent a few question marks-

"Are you still there, little one?"

Damn, you're still addicted, aren't you? You guy, a guy who has a fight with Wu Dalang in altitude, actually keeps calling buddies to be little guys, don't you feel sorry?

This is that Zhou Xiaoxian's cognitive level is not enough, and thinking about Tuxingsun is also aggrieved enough, his Haibo has always been his shortcoming and has always been made fun of in the heavenly court...... It's hard to get a newcomer, of course, I have to put the name of "little guy" on Zhou Xiaoxian's head!

"Ah, yes, yes!" Zhou Xiaoxian said: "Senior, you say! ”

"I'm so bored right now, can you help me have some fun? Like what...... Like what...... For example......

Holy, this is ...... Shy? What is the topic that makes Tuxing Sun ashamed to speak? Hey, by the way, it's said that this guy is a very guy, and when he saw a beautiful woman during the Great War of the Gods, he was heartbroken and drooling, did he want to say something in that regard? Oops, buddy is a straight man, can't do it, can't do it, really can't do it! Zhou Xiaoxian felt the chrysanthemum tighten, this guy can't be in Heaven for a long time and want to change his mouth, right?

"Let me try him!"

Zhou Xiaoxian flipped through the pictures he usually collected, and then selected one and sent it over-

"Wow, what a beauty!"

Tuxingsun saw that Zhou Xiaoxian sent a picture without saying a word, and just wanted to scold him, don't you know that the Internet fee is expensive, and it costs a lot of traffic to send pictures...... Well, Immortal Net doesn't use traffic!

What kind of diagram is that?

"Speak with a touch of conscience!"

Damn, it's so lost!

Damn, it's so majestic!

Damn, it's so cruel!

……

Tuxing Sun wiped his saliva, first looked around and found that no one else secretly pressed his lower body, and then continued to look at the picture-

I saw that it was a beautiful woman lying with a half-bare face, touching the majestic place with one hand, and then there was a sentence on the picture - speak with a conscience! Wow, Tuxingsun found that he was hot all over his body now, he hadn't felt this way for a long time, and he only had this urge last time he saw Chang'e show a lotus root...... Hey, yes, she didn't wear a belly pocket! Tuxingsun rubbed his eyes and found a bright spot, only to see that the two beans of the beautiful woman were faintly visible......

"Little one...... No, no, no, Zhou Xiaoxian...... Nephew Zhou Xian, can you tell me who this beauty is? ”

"Ugh!" Zhou Xiaoxian didn't know much about Tuxingsun's reaction, so he didn't answer.

"Nephew Zhou Xian, can I know this beauty?"

Zhou Xiaoxian said: "In fact, I don't know her name, I saw the picture on the Internet......"

"Do you still have such pictures? As long as you can send it to me, I will definitely pay you...... What do you say you want? ”

Tuxingsun is really excited this time, I haven't had this impulse for a long time, although my wife Deng Chanyu is also a big beauty, but after tens of thousands of years of getting along, even if you eat too much delicious food, you will get tired of it, right? But the fairies in the heavenly court all have identities, and Tuxingsun doesn't dare to provoke them, and those palace maids Tuxingsun can only look at it and swallow saliva, because it is all the Jade Emperor's forbidden belly, how dare he provoke?

Zhou Xiaoxian heard Tuxingsun say this, his heart suddenly moved, he looked up and thought for a second, and then smiled, since Tuxingsun has needs, then buddy will meet him, if you have it, try to send a photo first...... Hey!

Just do it, Zhou Xiaoxian hurriedly entered the keywords "Liu Yan photo" on the Internet, and then saw those pictures that made people feel heartwarming, Rao is Zhou Xiaoxian has already gone through the experience of countless island actresses, but seeing Liu Yan's sister's hot eyes, that graceful figure, tsk, Zhou Xiaoxian's heart beat faster and the unicorn arm began to itch, if it wasn't for his willpower being exercised a long time ago, he would definitely stretch his hand down......

Zhou Xiaoxian finally chose a picture that made him bleed, and Sister Liu Yan's proud peak that reached E only sucked Zhou Xiaoxian's eyes, and she was reluctant to move away at all-

"Hehe, Tuxing Sun senior, please catch it!"

Click send, and then Zhou Xiaoxian couldn't help but guess in his heart with the darkest psychology what Tuxingsun's expression would be when he saw this picture?

"Why is this little guy Zhou Xiaoxian so slow, he won't let go of the pigeon in this seat, if so, the next time he sees the God of Wealth, he must discipline his disciple well......"

Ding dong!

Before Tuxingsun finished speaking, he saw Zhou Xiaoxian send a document over, and quickly clicked to receive, the network speed of Xianwang is very fast, and it is very fast to download this file of less than a trillion, but Tuxingsun, who was anxious, secretly scolded Xianwang in his heart for this damn network speed......

"This ...... Which fairy is this? How come I've never seen one? ”

Tuxingsun's eyes widened, he was stunned by the picture, thinking that the beautiful picture sent by Zhou Xiaoxian was a fairy in the heavenly court, otherwise how could there be such a beautiful person in the mortal world? And...... And this beauty is so majestic! It's so ferocious! So open!

Even porridge!

Tu Xingsun exclaimed, only attracting the attention of the heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling around, and secretly screamed that it was not good to hurry up and let the earth escape......

"I seem to have seen Tuxingsun just now!"

"I also saw it, what are you doing here? I thought he was looking at the picture just now, did you notice? ”

"That guy must have been secretly filming fairies again, it's really a lot of teaching, I've been complained by the fairies many times that we didn't protect them, if we continue like this, we will definitely be fired!"

“……”

The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals whispered, and then a guy said: "Hey, did you find out just now, I seem to have seen Tuxing Sun smiling very obscenely just now......

"He's always been very obscene and easy to beat, I really envy this girl, just his appearance can actually marry a beauty like Chanyu, it's really ...... The day is up, the dog is gone! ”

"Shhhh Tuxing Sun is also a famous immortal on the god list, if he sues us, we won't be able to eat and walk around......"

"Hey, that's what I said, we're all comrades-in-arms, is anyone going to say it and harm us? Isn't it brothers? ”

"Of course, of course!"

“……”

What they didn't know was that Tuxingsun escaped into the ground and didn't leave, but just now he was made up of blood and chaos by Sister Liu Yan's style that he had never seen before, and he didn't have the heart to find trouble with these low-status heavenly soldiers and generals, he felt like he was burned all over his body, and he was even more powerful and unyielding below, so he could only quickly go back to his wife to admit his mistake and go to the fire!

After the incident, Tuxingsun sighed: "Zhou Xiaoxian, this little guy insists on asking for it...... I can't imagine that there is such a beautiful daughter in the mortal world, tsk! ”

(Everyone uses the input method to play liuyan, what is the first one that comes out?) Xiaoguan is Liu Yan...... Crazy tears for collection and recommendation tickets! ）