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"I have something urgent to tell the emperor! To defend against the Huns, you must immediately conscript! General Bao said impatiently to the eunuch at the door. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Don't think about it, it's 80,000!" The emperor's calm and composed voice came from the hall.

"Your Majesty! Grab the bull by the horns! General Bao fell to his knees excitedly.

"Eighty thousand? I'm with you! The emperor pays! The concubine sitting on the right hand side of the emperor said proudly.

General Bao fixed his eyes and saw that the emperor was playing mahjong with the three concubines! I just hit an 80,000 out!

"Bang!" General Bao threw himself to the ground.

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The emperor sent the chief eunuch to recruit troops. At the market, the chief eunuch stood on the high platform and read out the holy decree: "The emperor has an edict: the Xiongnu invade the border, and the national disaster is at the head...... The emperor ordered: one male conscription man per household......"

As soon as these words were spoken, the onlookers scattered one after another.

"What's the hurry? I haven't finished yet...... "said the chief eunuch, "for every man recruited, the reward is fifty taels of silver!" ”

Hearing that there was a silver reward, the people who had just run away ran back at a faster speed.

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In the hall of the Oolong Courtyard, when I heard the news of Shan Yu's invasion of the Central Plains, Master Changmei and Master Fat took the case.

"Wolf smoke everywhere! The soldiers are approaching the capital! The fat master patted the table and said.

"The crisis is imminent, how can you sit still?!" As he spoke, the master flicked his sleeves and rushed out the door.

"Master is very emotional...... "Senior Brother put his hand on the little junior brother's shoulder, and said very uneasily.

"He must be worried about the safety of the country...... "Fat Master guessed.

"Master, won't you think about it?" The little junior brother said suddenly.

"Check it out! lest he do something stupid! The fat master also panicked, and pulled up the little junior brother to chase after him.

The three of them followed the master to the bank, and saw him holding a thick stack of stocks and saying to the boss of the bank: "These old stocks are all sold at a loss!" ”

"It's almost waste!" The boss of the money bank said while pinching the yellowed paper.

The three masters and apprentices who were followed by "......" were angry, and Bai was worried!

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Military Recruitment Department -

The master took one hundred taels and proudly said to the fat master: "I sold my two apprentices for one hundred taels!" ”

"I sold the two masters for thirty taels!" At this time, the voice of the senior brother came from outside the door.

"Fifty taels for one, why did you sell for thirty taels for the two?" When Master Changmei heard that he and the fat master had sold less than one person's money, he was so angry that he rushed out to pull the elder brother's ears.

"As soon as they heard that they were veterans, they immediately gave them a triple discount!" The senior brother hurriedly leaned over to the master's ear to explain.

"If you can get rid of it, you should snicker!" The little junior brother said.

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Mulan's house, Mulan and her mother leaned on the door frame and burst into tears, Mulan and her father were wrapped in gauze on their legs, standing in the heavy rain with crutches in their hands, and shouted to the sky tragically: "If it weren't for the leg injury, I would definitely go to the battlefield to kill the enemy and serve the country!" ”

Seeing this situation, Mulan's tears soared instantly. She rushed out and grabbed her father's arm and said, "Dear Daddy, let me serve in the army on my father's behalf!" ”

"Don't pull me!" Mulan's father struggled, "Let me go!" ”

"Even if you don't have a leg injury, I'm willing to contribute to the country!" Mulan knelt on the ground and said, "Daddy! ”

"You said it earlier!" As soon as Mulan's words fell, Mulan's mother ran over with an umbrella.

"My feet are numb!" Mulan's father threw down his crutches and ran towards Mulan's mother, and the gauze on his feet fell off at once.

"Boom!" There was a flash of lightning and thunder, similar to Mulan's surprised mood at the moment.

Back in the room, Mulan cut off her hair and prepared to join the army on her father's behalf.

"If a woman dresses up as a man, her parents will definitely not recognize her!" Mulan held the mirror in one hand and the scissors in the other, thinking confidently.

After changing her clothes and tying her short man-like hair behind her head, Mulan walked into the yard and said in a low voice to her father, who was feeding the horses, "Mr. Hua, do you recognize me?" ”

"Lina! How did you find here? Didn't you say you'd settle the bill next month? Mulan's father didn't recognize her, but he seemed to think of her as someone else.

"Vixen! I was seduced to our house! Mulan and her mother rushed out of the kitchen, holding a rolling pin and beating it, and the dog Huahua also rushed up to help bite it. Even they didn't recognize Mulan.

"It's so successful!" Mulan said proudly while being beaten.

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On the day of the report, Mulan stood in the yard in a military uniform, heroically, pointed to the old horse at home and asked, "Daddy, do you want me to ride this old horse to fight?" ”

"It returned safely with hundreds of battles I have conquered!" Mulan's father proudly hugged the horse's head and said.

"Hmm!" Ma Erhua also nodded proudly.

"Is it running particularly fast? Or will it have a specific function? Mulan looked at Lao Hua with interest and asked.

"Presbyopia! Show your hand to Mulan! Mulan's father said confidently.

Hearing Mulan's father's instructions, Lao Hua immediately knelt on the ground on her hind legs, holding up a card on her front legs, which read: "I surrender!" I want to be a cow and a horse! ”

"Wow! No wonder you're alive until now! ”

When the time came to part, Mulan burst into tears and said strongly: "Daddy, Mommy! The daughter wants to join the army on behalf of her father! Goodbye home, goodbye Mommy, goodbye Daddy, goodbye, my beloved little flower! ”

Hearing Mulan's words, Mulan's father's and mother's tears also fell.

"Give up your warm home for the country, give up your beautiful youth for the country!" Mulan continued. Her father and mother couldn't cry anymore, and even the eyes of the dog Xiaohua were full of tears!

"But...... It is hard to give up a cute manga doll charm! As soon as Mulan turned around, she saw that her backpack was full of doll charms. Looks like a good mother!

Mulan left home and rode her horse wildly.

"Serve in the army on behalf of my father, report to the barracks!" Galloping on horseback, Mulan couldn't help but be ambitious: "Mulan has to be ambitious!" Mulan wants to ask for the south! Mulan wants to go east! Mulan wants to go on a northern expedition! Mulan wants to go west! Oops......"

Mulan suddenly stopped, looking at the road sign that had fallen to the ground in embarrassment. "Oops! Lost ambition! ”

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Because she got lost, Mulan walked to the Oolong Courtyard. Seeing that there were two monks at the gate of the courtyard, Mulan asked them for directions: "Where do you go to the battalion headquarters of the expeditionary force?" (To be continued.) )