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"This kind of idiot doesn't dig it!" The Flying Wolf Gang knelt on the ground and persuaded them hoarsely. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

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Brother Yidao, who was originally sitting comfortably in the lobby of the headquarters, heard that Jia Xuefeng, the leader of the Flying Wolf Gang, had come to dig people in person, and it was still his number one thug bald tiger, so he couldn't sit still and hurriedly ran out to catch people.

"The Flying Wolves are too arrogant! Dare to poach the Tiger Head Gang! Brother Yidao scolded as he ran out.

"The bald tiger is a master of my heavy salary!" Brother Yidao pointed at the senior brother and spat at Jia Xuefeng.

"Boss, you give thirty a day, and others give three hundred a day!" The senior brother bent down and leaned into the ear of Brother Yidao and said. Which side is better treated, you don't need to know it better, it's completely obvious at a glance!

"Three hundred? So good? Brother Yidao gestured his fingers, and his face suddenly darkened after thinking about it. How can the Flying Wolves Gang be so rich! But soon, Brother Yidao changed his expression again.

I saw Brother Yidao kneeling down in front of Jia Xuefeng with a "poof", holding someone's hand and kissing him again and again, and said straight in his mouth: "Is your gang still short of people?" I'll be fine for two hundred and five! ”

The elder brother kicked him in anger. And the Flying Wolf Gang is already laughing out of breath!

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Oolong Temple-

Little junior brother: "Senior brother has been away from home for a month!" ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "What about a month?" ”

Little junior brother: "No one cleans the courtyard when he's gone." ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "What if you don't clean?" ”

Little junior brother: "The weeds are taller than people!" ”

Master: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Fat Master: "What about growing weeds?" ”

Little junior brother: "It's too to turn into a jungle inside the house!" ”

The master and the fat master opened their eyes, and looked angrily at the house overgrown with one-man tall weeds, and did not speak even if the squirrels and hens jumped on their heads.

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It's time to eat.

"Wow! Today's dishes are so rich! ”

"There's Sichuan, Cantonese, and Shanghainese!!" The big master, the fat master and the little junior brother said in surprise.

"I'm going to eat three bowls today!" The little junior brother said proudly.

"Two bowls more than you!" The master smiled and said, "I want to eat five bowls!" ”

"Nope! I'm going to eat ten bowls! The fat master raised the ten fingers of the meat whirring and said.

"Yay! It's time for dinner! ”

"Quick! Go get a good spot! ”

The three masters and apprentices rushed impatiently into the dining room with dishes and chopsticks, and after taking up a good position, they slammed the rice in front of the colorful pictures such as "garlic white meat", "cumin mutton", and "dry pot field chicken" pasted on the wall!

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After eating a full meal, the three masters and apprentices put their heads on the rice bowls and laughed at the food pictures on the wall: "Draw cakes to satisfy hunger, and hope for plums to quench thirst." What a self-deception! ”

"I'm going to cook a famous dish from Oolongin Town!" The master suddenly stood up, his hands clenched into fists, and said with a holy face, "Qing-Dragon-Out-Sea!" With that, the master immediately rushed to the newly repaired kitchen, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to do a big job!

"Master! Come on! ”

"Waiting for your famous dish!" The little junior brother and the fat master happily cheered for the master. After eating white rice for several days, I finally have a dish!

Soon, the master appeared with his famous dishes.

"Qing, dragon, out, sea, huh?"

"That's self-deception!" The little junior brother and the fat master looked at the famous dishes cooked by the master, and their tears flowed.

I saw a large porcelain bowl with blue and white on a white background, a verdant green onion segment floating on top of the boiled water, the water is smart, green, and beautiful! It is worthy of the name of "Qinglong goes to sea"!

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The senior brother has been away from home for too long, and the fat master misses him very much, so he can't help but take the photo of the senior brother and look at it.

"I would love to go down the mountain and get him back...... But how can there be a master looking for an apprentice in the world? The fat master hesitated, and he couldn't decide whether to go down the mountain to find the senior brother.

"Master is afraid that he will lose face if he is seen?" The little junior brother pointed out for a while, and then proposed a good idea, "I'll just put on makeup for Master!" ”

"Really?" The fat master asked with great interest.

So, the little junior brother picked up a brush and put makeup on the fat master's face, dyed his white eyebrows, painted three thick beards, put two big black dots on his big nose to camouflage his nostrils, and dotted a group of freckles on his face. Well, good, perfect! It looks so different!

“ok！ No one will recognize you! The little junior brother said triumphantly.

"Are you sure?"

After the disguise was completed, the fat master went down the mountain with a small bag.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked halfway up the mountain, a hairy-faced thunderous monkey who stepped on somersault clouds suddenly flew in, hit the fat master on the head with a stick, and scolded: "Bajie, you are less pretended!" Want to skip work again? ”

What the little junior brother said is really good, the fat master is really not recognized! But it seems to have been made someone else......

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After a lot of hardships, the fat master finally came down the mountain and entered the stone town. But now that it was dark, the fat master, who had not found a place to live, had to find a sheltered place to sit.

"In the vast sea of people, where to find the big apprentice? Sleep on the streets overnight, cold and hungry! The fat master sat in the corner and thought listlessly.

"Bodhisattva! Please give me a miracle! The fat master folded his hands and prayed with all his heart.

There was a faint sound of footsteps, and the fat master opened his eyes expectantly. I saw a black-haired cat swaying and pacing, and when he walked in front of the fat master, he suddenly straightened his neck and vomited "wow"!

"Nope! Bodhisattva! The fat master covered his mouth and nose and burst into tears, "This miracle is so disgusting!" ”

"Ugh! The supper was too lasting! The black-haired cat hiccuped, turned around, and staggered away.

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The fat master was sleeping and was suddenly woken up.

"The newcomer is called Hanako! Pay the protection fee quickly! A familiar voice roared viciously.

"Ahh You ......," said the fat master, looking at the man in surprise. It's amazing, that person is actually the senior brother that the fat master is looking for!

"Are you ......" Senior Brother stared at the fat master with wide eyes, and didn't say anything for a long time.

"Didn't he recognize my appearance?" Thinking so, the fat master decided to tease him. So the fat master squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Guess who I am?" ”

"Are you ......" Senior Brother suddenly had a hideous expression on his face, pointing to the notice on the wall and said, "He is this flower thief!" Hit me hard! ”

I saw the person on the notice, with two thick black eyebrows, three black beards, two big nostrils on his big nose facing the sky, and a group of dense freckles on his face, which was strikingly similar to the fat master's appearance at this time!

Speaking of which, junior brother, your makeup skills are really not covered! The fat master was indeed not recognized by acquaintances!

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The misunderstanding was made clear, and the fat master accused: "The Qiao family came to mix the black, Dao." Is Oolongin Temple bad for you? ”

"Every day in the courtyard, I have to do laundry, carry water, cook rice, and wash quilts...... I will wait for you to soak your feet, to bathe, to wash vegetables, to plant vegetables, to plough the land, to water manure, to pick up dung, ......"

It's okay that the fat master didn't mention the Oolong Academy, but as soon as he mentioned it, the senior brother felt angry in his heart, and began to complain with his fingers.

"Every day, I have to cook breakfast, lunch, dinner, chopping wood, boiling bath water, starting a stove, burning a stove, ......" The more the senior brother spoke, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but open the whole martial arts again, beating the surroundings into a mess.

"I think it's safer for him not to go back." Gang A and B comforted the fat master with a depressed face.

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The next day, the fat master came to the flower shop of the elder brother's mother and told her about the elder brother's family joining the gang.

"What do you say? My son joins a gang? The elder brother's mother was so frightened that she didn't dare to believe it.

"Alas...... Yes! The fat master confirmed with a dejected head.

"I saw it with my own eyes! He seems to have made a lot of money for the black! The fat master said, and couldn't help but be angry.

Hearing the fat master's personal confirmation, the elder brother's mother couldn't help crying: "I have worked hard to raise him for more than ten years, and I actually went to make black money!" I'm so sad and angry! So angry! ”

"Don't be too angry." The fat master comforted.

"I'm angry, he made money and didn't know how to use it to honor his mother!" The elder brother's mother suddenly crossed her waist and scolded.

Fat Master: "......"

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It's time for lunch again, and the fat master walks into Aunt Chen's noodle restaurant, asks for a cheap noodle soup, and sits down to eat.

At this moment, a cockroach crawled over the table.

"Cockroaches!" The fat master was stunned for a moment, and looked at the cockroach on the table in surprise.

"Fight! I've got a new dishwasher again! Aunt Chen, who was hiding on the side, thought excitedly.

And the fat master really didn't disappoint her, and quickly stretched out his hand, "Bang!" "Hit the cockroach!

"Look, everybody! He caught my little strong! Aunt Chen quickly entered the state, tears and snot rushed out, "Oops! My poor sweetheart! ”

Who knew that the fat master didn't look at her, but turned his hand to hold the cockroach in his hand, and picked up a pick of noodles with chopsticks in his other hand, he said, "You are so thin!" Poor worm! I'll feed you! (To be continued.) )