Chapter 204: Embarrassment and Tension
After Xiao Liu arrived in Qingshan Town, he did not go to his own shop, but was directly dragged by the Martial Arts Association to where his master was. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn the Qingzi box on the second floor of Qingyun Restaurant, Xiao Liu finally saw the master of the martial arts club, a person who didn't even show his face.
Xiaoliu was still very embarrassed and nervous, because Mao was embarrassed, that was because there was no one in the box, and she also thought that the master of the martial arts club did not, so she found a place to sit casually, and just as she was about to sit down, she let out a very smelly fart. "Damn! My fart stinks like this, I almost fainted with a stinking of myself. ”
"It stinks." Behind the screen in the box, a voice covering his mouth and nose suddenly came.
Originally, Xiao Liu was alone in the box, but suddenly a voice on the other side of the screen agreed with her words. Oh, my God...... Xiaoliu was embarrassed and nervous by this voice, she was embarrassed, she knew that there was someone on the other side of the screen, and she didn't dare to let go of that stinky fart so much.
Xiao Liu's hands that were originally stretched out to push the window also stiffened in mid-air with the male voice, and his face was red from the two words. God, is there a chance to turn back the clock for a few seconds and let her take this fart back, she can bear it. Xiao Liu burst into tears in his heart, and the air in the box was quiet, only the stench was still wafting in the box.
Xiao Liu's nervousness at this time was replaced by embarrassment, and he said cheekily: "Big brother, you don't mind this fart I put out, right?" ”
It's okay that Xiao Liu didn't ask, this question, a voice of gnashing teeth came from behind the screen opposite, and said viciously: "What if I mind?" ”
With a squeak, Xiao Liuma opened the only window of the box. "Then I'll let it go." Xiao Liu said awkwardly, and smiled with a little embarrassment.
After being silent for a while, Xiao Liu cautiously asked in a low voice, "Are you okay?" ”
"It's not stinking, your fart is still a little worse than poison gas."
Xiao Liurang's face turned red again when she said it, and her face was finally thickened and broken by this sentence.
"Hehe......" Xiao Liu first smiled awkwardly, and then said: "Master of the Martial Arts Association, do you have anything to do with me?" ”
Xiao Yi felt that the smell in the box was gone, so he put down the sleeves covering his face. Looking at Xiao Liu in front of the screen, he stood there and smiled awkwardly, and said angrily: "Sit down first." ”
"Oh, thank you." Xiao Liu thanked him and sat down in front of the seat he had been optimistic about, a seat by the window.
This time, Xiao Yi wanted to see Xiao Liu's appearance, but he was blocked by the screen, except for the sound he could hear, he couldn't see Xiao Liu's appearance. Xiao Yi didn't let Xiao Liu change his seat, but moved his body slightly, and then he saw Xiao Liu through the gap in the screen.
After Xiao Liu sat down, he was not embarrassed, but nervous. Although the person behind the screen had no ill will towards her, she still didn't take it lightly, first secretly took a few deep breaths, and then said after calming down: "I don't know what Your Excellency is called?" Why did you come to me? Xiaoliu brought out the questions he learned from the TV series.
"I heard Wu Xi Hui say, your eldest sister seems to like him?"
Xiao Liucai didn't think that the master of the martial arts club just asked her about this matter, but seeing that he didn't answer her question, but asked her instead, she didn't dare to lose her temper, so she could only smile obediently and chat. "I don't know this very well, maybe it's just a little bit of a good impression of the martial arts club, and besides, I don't know what your Excellency means by putting the martial arts club in my house?"
"Guess!"
Damn, if I know why, I'll ask you. You son of a bitch. Xiao Liu scolded Xiao Yi in his heart, and said unintentionally while pretending to be relaxed: "I can't guess, I don't have a good brain." ”
"I'm telling you the truth."
Xiaoliu almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, she just casually found herself a step down, Nima, how could the person behind the screen make up for her. Xiao Liu was angry and wanted to go over and lift the screen directly, and then shouted loudly to the man, your brain is not good, your whole family is not good. It's a pity that Xiaoliu is not a fool, nor is she a brainless person, except for pretending to be ignorant and pretending to be cowardly, she has nothing to think about.
"What? Don't like to hear that? Xiao Yi looked at Xiao Liu's expressionless face, and smiled secretly in his heart, he was still a little too tender, and he didn't pretend to smile now.
"My parents often say I'm stupid, I can't help it, I'm born smart."
"You can really see it."
The old lady wants to bite you to death, Nima, you are well fed and have come to fight with me. I can't talk about business, my mother still wants to go home. Xiao Liu thought about lifting the leg of the person behind the screen and slamming it, fantasizing that the person opposite was saying that I was wrong, and he had a smile on his face.
"What are you laughing at?" After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he quietly moved to the side again.
"Am I smiling? How I don't know. Xiao Liu said, reaching out and touching his little face.
Xiao Yi looked at Xiao Liu's tall old appearance, but found that he and her really couldn't talk anymore, this Xiao Liu didn't want to talk to him well, and wanted to escape.
Xiao Yi said helplessly: "I have no ill will towards your family. ”
"But why did you let the Martial Arts Society into my house? I also asked about my family. Okay, you said you have no ill will towards my family, I believe you, but what are you looking for me? Xiao Liu knew that this person had no ill will towards her family, whether it was from the fact that she farted at the door, or the fact that he asked her to sit down, the tone of the person opposite and the feeling for him, she could sense that what he said was true.
Xiao Yi felt that Xiaoliu was in a hurry, and waited and waited before he spit out two words from his mouth. "Boring."
Nima, what is the reason for this, this weirdo has quirks. It's really different from what normal people think, and even the reasons given are so weird.
"I don't know what Your Excellency is called." Xiaoliu deliberately brought up this issue again, she couldn't have brought the name of the person opposite, otherwise the conversation would not be in vain.
Xiao Yi looked at Xiao Liu's pretending to be ignorant, and said with a slight temptation: "It doesn't matter what my name is, I want to ask you, do you want to be richer?" ”
"No, I feel fine now." Xiao Liu didn't think about the deep meaning of this sentence, and refused directly, she reminded herself in her heart that she couldn't agree even if she said that the sky was falling.
How did Xiao Yi know that Xiao Liu was not pretending to be ignorant and bold, she really had a bad brain, and her IQ was much worse than before. Seeing that Xiaoliu was not fooled, he stopped talking, but thought of ideas to tease Xiaoliu.
"Your Excellency, can we have a good talk? Otherwise, we won't be able to understand if we continue to talk about it like this. "Xiaoliu is in a hurry, who is she recruiting, who is this birdman, why did she find her, she didn't do anything earth-shattering, she was just an ordinary ordinary person.
(To be continued.) )