Preface: The last small theater of Su Wan's life

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Su Wan is figuring out the country she wants to live in the future. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info only to find out that God is playing with her. This leads to the following conversation. (God, abbreviated: "old"...) Su Wan abbreviated: "Sue"... )

Sue: "Why did I cross over?" ”

Old: "Heaven must not be leaked." ”

Su: "Then I won't ask, I can't ask if I ask, you must have said that the heavenly machine must not be leaked."

Old: "Yes. Yes... No, why is your routine so different? You really don't want to ask me? You beg me to see? Or threaten me?. ”

Sue: "Please?" Did it work? ”

Old: "It's useless"

Sue: "Threatening you? Can I beat you? ”

Old: "Can't"

Sue: "What else do you say?" ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Why are you still a little unhappy, you didn't follow your routine." ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Let's go, don't waste saliva with you." ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Old: "Wait... Today's children are too frizzy. ”

Sue: "What? Do you still have something to say? ”

Old: "I have something to ask you, you answer honestly, I will give you a reward privately." ”

Sue: "Hehe... Seeing that you are so sincere, okay, you ask. ”

Old: "Are you proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?" ”

Sue: "Does backgammon count?" ”

Old: "No. "Speechless

Sue: "Do fiction books count?"

Old: "No. I thought, "It's terrible to have no knowledge."

Sue: "It doesn't work. ”

Old: "Will poetry and poetry be given?" ”

Sue: "How many pop songs"

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Doesn't it count?" ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Alright! None of them."

Old: "Can you cure poison?" ”

Sue: "Didn't learn"

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Old: "Where's the chef?" ”

Su: "I will, I can still do a few home-cooked dishes, and the female red will sew and mend clothes, but it's just not good-looking." But don't show your flesh. ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Why are you speechless?"

Old: "I'd better ask you something simple, what do you think of your IQ?" ”

Sue: "Dumber than smart people, smarter than stupid people." ”

Old: "。。。。。。 ”

Sue: "Good strategy, scheming?"

Old: "I'm going to die." ”

Sue: "。。。。。。 ”

Old: "What do you want most?" ”

Sue: "Tickets." Car. House. The whole family is safe and does not get sick. Live to be 120 years old. ”

Old: "Don't talk about those mundane things. ”

Sue: "Then I want space. There are people living in it. To the spiritual spring. Cure all diseases. It can also beautify and nourish the skin. It's better to have Jade Mountain inside. When you don't have money, you can deduct two yuan. Exchange money to spend. ”

Old: "Then you can think about it more, maybe the dream will do it." It's not that you think about it during the day and think about it at night. Come on! Look after you. ”

Sue: "。。。。。。 "Speechless

Old: "Alright, I'll give you a reward." ”

Sue: "Really? What is it? Sue's mood was a little excited.

Old: "Wait, have you ever bought a lottery ticket?" ”

Sue: "Bought." "Secretly thought": "What kind of routine is this?" ”

Old: "Have you ever won the jackpot?" ”

Sue: "Never hit"

Old: "Congratulations. ”

Sue: "Could it be... Su smiled and lost his teeth.

Old: "That's the big prize I've given you, go ahead." I'm relieved to ask you so much. At least you won't mess with that generation. ”

Sue: "Who said my uncle's said I was going to cross" ah。。。。。。。。

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