Chapter 103: Xu Donglin's apprenticeship
Ling Han was confused by what he was doing, what was he doing? Is it an apology? I didn't have a deep holiday with him, so I can't do this. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Ling Han and they are all about to walk to the front of the teaching building, fortunately, no one passes by at this time, otherwise, if this matter spreads, I don't know what kind of noise will be made.
Everyone will think that he took action to clean up this previously very arrogant guy, and he had to bow his head to himself and admit his mistake. If it really happens like this, then will you still be mixed up in Zhongzhou No. 1 Middle School in the future? Thinking of this, Ling Han couldn't help but feel a little big.
In today's society, sometimes the reasonable party has to make compromises and say good things to the unreasonable party, begging the other party not to make any more trouble, making things bigger, and making a lot of trouble. At that time, everyone will be sympathetic, and they will definitely accuse themselves of being unreasonable, and they will beat each other to the point that their noses are blue and their faces are swollen. No, in order to calm things down, Ling Han had to lower his voice and say to Xu Donglin: "Hey, hey, what are you doing here?" Is there anyone like you kneeling like that? Hurry up, my little ancestor, don't kneel anymore. ”
"Master, I have finally found my master now. You don't know that I've been looking for a master to learn the arts, and today I finally met it, so you have pity on me and accept me as your apprentice. I promise to respect you and will never disobey your instructions. ”
Xu Donglin was still kneeling on the ground and did not stand up. He raised his head and looked at Ling Han eagerly, for fear that Ling Han would not agree to his request.
Ling Han is about the same age as this Xu Donglin, but he didn't expect Xu Donglin to have a tendon, and he didn't consider the issue of age at all, in his opinion, as long as he learns kung fu, this age is not a problem. If Master Confucius had seen this, he would have thought that his admonition not to be ashamed of asking people of lower status than himself must have been very correct. Oh, I remembered it, it's called "shameless to ask". Xu Donglin's attitude can be said to be shameless to ask, he made this scene, which made Ling Han at a loss, he never expected that Xu Donglin, a stupid big man, came up in a panic and came to worship his teacher.
Ling Han didn't think that his martial arts were very clever, he deeply knew that there were mountains outside this mountain, there were people outside the people, this huge world, there were many people with good martial arts, it was said that the monk who swept the floor in the Shaolin Temple was a super strong martial arts expert, and he was deeply hidden. He has only learned a little bit of kung fu, how dare he accept apprentices without authorization?
Fuck, this guy in front of me has obviously watched too many martial arts movies and martial arts novels, and he has gone a little crazy, thinking that when he sees someone with a little kung fu, he has to die begging to learn martial arts from others.
Ling Han was cornered by the guy who looked like an idiot at this time, and he wanted to refuse this guy's unreasonable request in one bite. But he immediately thought of a difficult question, could he explain it clearly to him? If he doesn't agree to his request, once he gets up, identifies a way to the dark, and makes a noise, how will he end up? He had no choice but to stabilize him first and figure out a way later. Therefore, Ling Han reluctantly agreed with a bitter face: "Hey, let's make it clear first, I can promise to accept you as an apprentice, but if you kneel like this, I will have to take back my life." ”
"Okay, master, I will definitely carry out what you tell me." Seeing that Ling Han had finally agreed to accept him as an apprentice, Xu Donglin immediately stood up from the ground with a smile. With an excited face, he approached Ling Han and asked very urgently: "Master, I can also worship the teacher, I am now your official disciple, what are you going to teach me kung fu?" ”
At this time, Ling Han was extremely depressed, and scolded in his heart: Teach, teach you a big-headed ghost. Ling Han felt that there was too much fucking problem in this world, first Brother Dong had to learn drag racing with him, and he was like Xu Donglin who was sticking to himself in vain, and if he didn't agree, he would sacrifice a killer weapon, and he couldn't get up on his knees. Now there is a very second guy who has to learn martial arts from himself, thinking that his kung fu can walk the world alone, and he can walk in all directions with only a sword, which is too high for himself.
It seems that he promised to go to Zhongzhou to take this mission, which is more troublesome than any before, although he used to go out on his own mission, which is extremely risky, and if he is not careful, it is very likely that his life will be in danger, but Ling Han is more inclined to take that kind of task, after all, there is much less trouble.
Ling Han knew that he had to reluctantly agree to his request now, otherwise, he might be following his ass twenty-four hours a day, so why did he need to do anything else?
How shall he be sent? Ling Han racked his brains to see if he could come up with a perfect solution? It's really not good, and it's okay to come up with a stopgap solution.
A flash of inspiration flashed in Ling Han's mind, and he was pleasantly surprised to come up with an idea to fool this stupid big man.
Ling Han said to Xu Donglin seriously: "Let me tell you, since you are so sincere, I can consider making you my apprentice." However, I can't teach you martial arts now, when the time is ripe, let's talk about practicing martial arts, what do you think? ”
Xu Donglin was very excited when he heard it at first, but then he was baffled, Ling Han obviously promised to accept himself as an apprentice, but he didn't teach himself martial arts, what kind of apprentice is this? He asked suspiciously, "Master, why don't you teach me martial arts?" ”
Ling Han explained: "Now we are not a real master-apprentice relationship, I want to assess you, if you pass the assessment, then talk about accepting you as an apprentice, then I will teach you martial arts, do you understand this?" ”
Xu Donglin knew that this master accepted apprentices to see what his potential was, to see if he had a base for practicing martial arts, if he was not this material, even Zhang Sanfeng would not be able to teach him well, just like those martial artists in his own family, recruiting apprentices must pass the assessment, and then determine whether they really teach them real kung fu. Of course, his family opened a martial arts gym for the purpose of profit, as long as you are willing to sign up for learning, the better, regardless of whether you can learn real kung fu or not.
Therefore, when Xu Donglin heard Ling Han's explanation, he also believed it, and hurriedly nodded: "Master, I know that anyone who wants to learn from a teacher must go through the assessment, but is this assessment period long?" When will I be able to learn martial arts? Xu Donglin had an eager look on his face, it seemed that his kung fu was not very good, but he was a martial arts idiot.
Seeing his fascinated look, Ling Han didn't want to fool him anymore, but he couldn't let him follow him like a fart all day long. So he hardened his heart and continued to fool this idiot:
"As for the duration of this assessment period, it is different from person to person, some people with strong comprehension ability can pass the test in a week at most, if the comprehension ability is poor for ten or eight years, it depends on each person. If you can't pass the assessment, I will tell you in advance, and I won't let you wait stupidly. ”
Ling Han's expression was completely as dedicated as the teacher in teaching knowledge in class, very serious, and he couldn't see the slightest bit of fooling people. In fact, Ling Han practiced a "drag" trick, in his mind, how could his task in Zhongzhou last ten or eight years, and when he completed the task and said that he would leave, how could he have the kung fu to care about this stupid big man.
How could Xu Donglin know that Ling Han was fooling him, after listening to Ling Han's explanation, he suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, but, master, don't worry, I will perform well and strive to pass your assessment in the shortest time, you just look at me." After Xu Donglin finished speaking, he slapped his chest loudly.
Ling Han saw that he had easily let this stupid big man believe his words to fool him, and then admonished him: "Oh, it's good that you know, but there is another thing that must be made clear to you, you are not allowed to call me master until you pass my assessment, especially when there are outsiders present, do you hear clearly?" ”
Xu Donglin listened to his regulation, and suddenly, he looked bitter and said: "Hey, master, this day is a teacher, a father for life, I don't call you a master, I feel guilty and panicked." I still have to ......."
Xu Donglin also wanted to strive to call Ling Han his master, in his opinion, so that the relationship between master and apprentice would be more solid, otherwise, it would be unreasonable to say this. But Ling Han unceremoniously interrupted him and said, "You are less annoying here, if you still want me to be your master, you should quickly shut your mouth." Don't you want to think about it, which of the two of us is the master, you or me? Why shouldn't you listen to me? If you don't understand the least etiquette, you don't want me to teach you kung fu. ”
Xu Donglin was shocked by Ling Han, he didn't dare to argue with Ling Han now, he touched his head and asked suspiciously: "Master, why don't I call you master, what is the right thing for me to call you?" ”
"Oh? - Ling Han was also stumped by his question, yes, what will you call your master when you meet in the future? Ling Han thought for a moment and said, "In this way, I made it clear to you, you should call me by my name directly, especially don't let everyone know the relationship between you and me, I love to be quiet and don't want to cause unnecessary trouble." If you really want to express your heart and respect what I have to call me master, then it is not impossible to do it when there is no one. Remember, it has to be when no one is around, otherwise, the agreement between us will be null and void immediately, don't you hear? ”
Xu Donglin's mind could not be as fast as Ling Han, and he was fooled in a few words. In the end, he had to nod his head in agreement: "Master, you are really extraordinary, I know that no one in the world wants to be disturbed by others, I promise that I will never make a mistake, I can call you by your name when there is someone, and I can call you master when there is no one." Master, do you think I understand correctly? ”