Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~

When Shan Yu Wenyan looked up, he saw that his ladder was lying across the tree, and his colorful underwear was full of ladders. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

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Shan Yu's army has been entrenched outside the Great Wall, eyeing the tiger.

In the tent of the Han military camp, Master Qian offered a plan to General Bao: "The soldiers are fighting outside, it is better to tempt them with a beauty trick ......"

"Well, what a plan!" General Bao agreed, "Use beauty tricks to make Shan Yu fall into a situation where he can't extricate himself!" Saying that, General Bao couldn't help but imagine that he spent all his time drinking with beautiful women, and had no intention of managing the military and politics.

Master Qian opened the tent door, and three bewitching beauties entered.

"I transferred the three beauties of Jiangnan!" Master Qian said, "Please give the general an order......

"That'...... I will send you first...... Remain...... Come and stay with me! "It's strange that General Bao's voice is wrong, as if he is trying to endure something.

Master Qian looked up and saw that General Bao's face was turned pig liver red, his hands were clenched, and his eyes were staring at the three beauties. "I can't extricate myself first!" Master Qian said with disdain.

General Bao conducted special training for the three beauties in the south of the Yangtze River.

"Under my tutelage, the three beauties lost forty pounds...... General Bao looked at the three beauties who had lost a lot of weight and thought of it, and then sent Master Qian to send them to Shan Yu.

"That guy must have been tricked!" General Bao looked at the convoy that sent away the three beauties and thought confidently.

Not long after, Master Qian rode back alone.

"Master Qian! It's just for the Chinese and Americans! General Bao warmly welcomed Master Qian back.

Who knew that Master Qian got off the horse, and his tears soared: "Shan Yu thinks they are too thin, and suspects that there is an infectious disease...... All cut! ”

It's a bolt from the blue! General Bao was so angry that he beat his chest.

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"In my opinion, let's use the bitter meat trick!" Master Qian offered another plan.

"Brilliant plan!" General Bao agreed.

"You want to deliberately release the news that my undercover agent ......," Master Qian whispered.

General Bao nodded, pulling his throat and shouting, "Someone! Master Qian is a Hun spy! ”

As soon as the words fell, a large group of soldiers rushed in, chasing and killing Master Qian with kitchen knives and spears.

"I've been looking at you for a long time!"

"Sycophants! Master Dogleg! ”

"I owe me a hundred and haven't paid it back!"

"Hit my little report!"

"You're peeking at my love letters!"

"Don't come to it for real! I'm just swindling! "Master Qian is so wronged!

General Bao stood at the door, watching all this in amazement. I really didn't realize that Master Qian is so unpopular on weekdays!

There is a shortage of arrows in the army, and Master Qian offers another plan: "Take advantage of the darkness of the night to follow Kong Ming's 'straw boat borrowing arrows'!" ”

This plan is good, General Bao hurriedly ordered people to make a scarecrow, ready to deceive Shan Yu's arrows.

At night, the vanguard dragged the straw men to the outside of Shan Yu's camp, roaring loudly, and making a momentum of fighting to the death with Shan Yu's troops.

"The Han army is coming, release the arrows quickly!" Shan Yu hurriedly gave an order.

A large number of archers rushed to the front of the battle, bent their bows and shot arrows, to resist the sudden attack of the Han army.

"Sure enough, I won the plan!"

"Hee-hee!" The vanguards, hiding behind the straw men, snickered when they heard the "whoosh" sound of the arrows piercing the night sky.

However, everyone has calculated a little, and it is still a little missing. Because it was at night, the enemy archers used arrows wrapped in oilcloth. The ignited rocket landed on the scarecrow, and a raging fire burst into flames.

“sir！ They put rockets! "The vanguard came back with a straw man cart that had burned almost to the ground.

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The weather is getting colder and colder, and the army commander is running out of food and grass. General Bao had no choice but to fly a pigeon to pass the book and ask the emperor for help.

The carrier pigeon with military intelligence had just flown into the blue sky, and it happened to be discovered and caught by Shan Yu's falcon. This made the Han soldiers who saw the carrier pigeons at the head of the city almost crazy.

"The confidential information of the Han army has fallen into the hands of our army!" Shan Yu greeted his falcon with a smile on his face.

Shan Yu was suddenly stunned when he reached out and took down the secret letter from the carrier pigeon, unfolded the secret letter and asked the strategist, "What is this thing he painted?" ”

When the strategist looked at it, it turned out that there were three characters written on the secret letter: "s.o.s"

ps: General Bao wrote the English "sos", which means to ask for help.

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On this day, the emperor was having dinner, and suddenly the chief eunuch ran in in a panic with a secret letter in both hands: "Tell the emperor!" Frontline 100-mile Pegasus urgent! ”

"Hmm......" The emperor put down his rice bowl, took the secret letter and looked at it, "The border has been out of food for many days, and the soldiers are hungry and cold, please support quickly...... Alas! Putting down the secret letter, the emperor held his rice bowl and said sadly, "Actually, my life is also quite sad...... Every meal is just white porridge! Alas! With that, the emperor continued to eat.

The chief eunuch suddenly smelled the smell of meat, turned his head to look, and saw several noble concubines sitting at the round table next to him, which was full of big fish and meat.

"Because the emperor has high blood pressure, he can't eat meat!" A concubine holding a roast duck said with a smile.

Another urgent report from the front line.

"This is an urgent military intelligence document on the front line." The emperor rubbed his swollen head and said to a minister, "You analyze it for me......"

"The old minister obeys!" Wen Chen said, took the document and unfolded it, "Ah! This document ......"

The emperor was startled and asked tiredly, "What's wrong with this document?" It's okay to be straightforward, I can still bear ......"

"The handwriting is good, but it's even better in block letters!" Wen Chen looked at the font on the document, and said with bright eyes, not noticing that the emperor who had a false alarm was so angry that he drew his sword.

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Next to the border horse house, General Bao pointed to the hungry and skinny horses, and said distressedly: "There is a lack of forage for horses in the army, how can it be good?" ”

"Don't worry, general, I've sent my soldiers out to look for pasture!" Master Qian said.

"Report! I've gained a lot! As soon as Master Qian's words fell, he saw the senior brother rushing over with a bag on his back.

"Have you found the prairie?" General Bao asked in surprise. The horse next to him also looked at the senior brother happily.

"I've found the grass seeds!" The elder brother said proudly, and poured the contents of the bag on the ground.

"Boom!" The horses fell to the ground. By the time the seeds are planted, germinated, and grown to the point where they can be eaten, it is estimated that the horses will starve to death!

Not only was there a shortage of pasture in the army, but even the food for people was running out. General Bao found Mulan, Senior Brother and Little Junior Brother and said to them: "The camp is about to run out, so let the three of you go out to look for food!" (To be continued.) )