Chapter Ninety-Four: Is the Nine Years of Compulsory Education in Vain?
Ma Xun knew that he couldn't hide this time, so he turned his head to look at Zhao Xingchen with a painful face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing this, Zhao Xingchen couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum, and pleaded with Gu Xiaotian with a bitter face: "Gu Shao, there is innocence between me and Ma Xun, you should let him kiss others!" ”
"Who does he kiss? Is it pro-paralysis? Gu Xiaotian raised his head and scolded: "That's okay!" Ma Xun has the ability, you can come! Young Master Ben will also give you a chance. ”
"Don't don't ......" Ma Xun suddenly shrunk his neck in fright, it is indeed a relatively beautiful thing to be able to kiss Shen Yuelan, but this is completely playing with life! Just because Gu Xiaotian dared to treat her like that just now, everyone else has to think about how to live in school in the future.
"Humph! Young Master Ben didn't let him change just now, you still dare to mention this condition, if you change it to Xuexue just now, I will definitely kiss it without saying a word. Gu Xiaotian snorted lightly.
"......" Ma Xun sneered, does Pro-Helanxue still use Lao Tzu's authorization? Lao Tzu will let you kiss her unless she is sick!
"You two hurry up! Why haven't I just yet! As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, I let you both be gentlemen, don't hurry up and thank me! Gu Xiaotian said loudly.
When Zhao Xingchen heard this, he knew that he couldn't escape, so he smiled at Ma Xun: "Dear...... I can kiss me, but I have a request. ”
"What...... What are the requirements? Ma Xun also laughed dryly, and the two of them fought with their tongues.
"Don't you ...... Don't stick your tongue out. ”
"......" Ma Xun's face suddenly stiffened: "Are you particularly sick?" ”
“…… I'm ready. Zhao Xingchen pursed his mouth, eager to put his entire lips into it.
"Ahem! Come on! ”
Ma Xun also pursed his lips, then closed his eyes and pasted it towards Zhao Xingchen's head......
"Hahaha...... Kiss, I'll time you. Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly: "1, 2, 2.5, 2.9, 2.99, 2.999......"
He Lanxue and Shen Yuelan both kept their mouths tight and couldn't bear to laugh, the picture was so beautiful that they didn't dare to look at it.
System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a five-star neural event and obtaining 5 attributes, and there are 34 remaining points for the current unadded attributes.
Hearing the prompt of the system, Gu Xiaotian stopped counting at the moment, and he was still a little puzzled in his heart, before he kissed Helan Xue to trigger a four-star star, and now these two people actually triggered a five-star star, is it ...... Is it because of the relationship between men and women?
Gu Xiaotian couldn't figure it out, so he could only leave this matter behind for now, but he felt that this should be the reason that couldn't be wrong.
"Poof......" The two of them turned their heads at the same time, pinched the tissue and began to wipe their mouths vigorously: "Gu Shao, if you shout like this, you won't be able to reach 3!" ”
"Hahaha...... Young Master Ben is just joking with you, it's okay, it's okay. Instead, he teased these two guys, and Gu Xiaotian looked very happy: "But you two are too exaggerated like this, just two pieces of fat stuck together, and you don't stick out your tongue, as for wiping it like this?" Rinse your lips with saliva, and then swallow it in your stomach. ”
The two of them looked stiff: "......"
Being teased by Gu Xiaotian like this, Ma Xun was obviously angry, and threw the dice on the table and said, "Gu Shao, let's play another game." ”
At this time, the personnel who had already arrived behind him began to remove the fruit bowl and dessert from the table, and prepared to serve the main dish.
Ma Xun didn't care about this, after seeing that the dice actually stopped at 1 in the end, he immediately laughed proudly, and was about to punish Gu Xiaotian, but saw that Gu Xiaotian had quickly reached out and grabbed the dice away.
"Don't you see that it's time for dinner? What else to play! Gu Xiaotian taught righteously: "Are you disrespecting the service staff like this?" I don't understand how our school can produce an impolite student like you! Are your nine years of compulsory education all in vain! ”
"......" by Gu Xiaotian, this seems to be very reasonable, but in fact, it is shrimp nonsense, crackling and education, Ma Xun was suddenly confused, and he didn't know how to refute Gu Xiaotian for a while.
"The dice are back to you." Gu Xiaotian threw the dice to Shen Yuelan, then turned his head and smiled at everyone with satisfaction: "In order to celebrate the complete success of our "Truth or Dare" game, I suggest that everyone cheer each other up together. ”
What the hell is it to bang together...... There was a chill in the crowd.
Gu Xiaotian didn't care about their expressions, he laughed arrogantly and clapped his hands: "Papapa......"
Seeing this, everyone also smiled and agreed, but Ma Xun and Zhao Xingchen wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and they didn't laugh and felt a little inappropriate, so the expressions on their faces were wonderful.
After the desserts were withdrawn, the main dishes followed one by one.
"Gu Shao, do you drink?" Liu Yuan asked with a smile.
"If you have a small facial paralysis for your birthday, you must drink it! But I won't drink it when Xuexue celebrates her birthday in the future. Gu Xiaotian laughed.
"Why don't you drink on my birthday?" Helan Xue was a little puzzled.
Gu Xiaotian looked at her seriously: "Because I drank too much wine, some things are inconvenient to do, you know." ”
"......" Helan Xueergen suddenly burned
"Come, I'll give Gu Shaoman." Liu Yuan stood up with a smile and poured Gu Xiaotian a full glass of red wine.
"Xiaotian, you try to drink as little as possible." Helan Xue whispered.
Gu Xiaotian shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, the two of us don't have to do anything today." ”
Helan Xue: "......"
After three rounds of drinking, Gu Xiaotian felt that his head was a little big, and he was suddenly a little confused, he used to drink more than that, and then he thought about it carefully, and then he understood what was going on......
Because this body is not his, he doesn't dare to drink more at the moment.
While eating, Gu Xiaotian suddenly saw Ma Xun's head leaning into Zhao Xingchen's ear and saying something.
Gu Xiaotian was puzzled for a moment, thinking to himself that these two guys were concluding, where to find a friend of the opposite sex to do healthy exercise after eating?
So he focused on what the two guys were talking about.
"Later, I will use this small half cup to toast Gu Xiaotian, you will deliberately say that my wine is too little, which is unfair to Gu Xiaotian, with this guy's temper, he will definitely ask to exchange wine glasses with me, and he will fall for my trick." This is Ma Xun's voice.
"Okay." Zhao Xingchen nodded, and asked in a low voice: "But Ma Xun, don't go overboard with your medicine, otherwise we won't be able to end it." ”
"Don't worry, this medicine is only effective for ten minutes, and it is not very domineering, it will only make him move his hands and feet to the people next to him, and do some outrageous actions, even if he doesn't put out the fire, the medicine will be gone in about ten minutes."
"You don't have to worry about others finding out that you drugged him!"
"You think too much about this, anyway, Gu Xiaotian has a mental problem, plus he has drunk a lot of alcohol now, even if he makes some outrageous moves, others will think that it is a problem with alcohol and his spirit, and they will not suspect anything."
"That's right...... MD This kid dares to fix the two of us like this, he definitely has to make him suffer a little! ”
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