Self-study class is undoubtedly the favorite class of students, provided that the teachers do not assign a lot of homework, finally have the opportunity to read their favorite extracurricular books, and finally can do what they want to do unscrupulously, please you are still too naïve! There is a creature called the homeroom teacher who sneaks through the last door of the classroom and looks at everything. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In those years, what we have guarded against is not the standard chalk heads of the teachers, not the love letters full of youthful atmosphere, but the eyes that have been secretly observing us! The window outside the classroom is the arena for their battle, especially in the evening self-study, and a thriller is staged from time to time.

Da Li Wei is undoubtedly happy, as soon as the head teacher left, he couldn't wait to stretch out his sinful little hand, and there was a schoolbag of snacks in his schoolbag. In fact, Da Li Wei is also very helpless, he is usually not so hungry at home, but I don't know why no matter how full he eats when he comes to school, he is hungry very quickly, it is estimated that people who love to study are like this.

I opened the bag as if no one was around, and put the meat muffins in my mouth in the surprised eyes of everyone, which was delicious, and I loved the meat muffins the most, just like fried chicken. Suddenly, Da Zhang Wei remembered something, the head teacher Zhou Li seemed to have explained the class rules to herself, one of which was that you couldn't eat in the classroom, Da Li Wei looked at the classmates around him again.

First of all, he took out a handful of biscuits and handed them to his tablemates, "Old Wu, come and taste it." ”

"No, no, no, I don't eat." Wu Donglin hurriedly waved his hand, and Da Li Wei was suddenly unhappy, how could he look like a plague god, "You really don't eat it?" It was especially tasty. ”

"I really don't want to eat it, you can eat it yourself."

Da Li Wei was helpless, thinking that there was no one to go into the water with him, and after looking around, the deer was studying hard, Da Li Wei didn't give up and threw the biscuits directly to the same table at the same table, "Come, you eat one." ”

The biscuit was thrown back again in seconds, and the people in the class laughed, "Alas, you said why don't you have a little spirit of resistance, oops, you don't know how to eat such a good thing." ”

Saying that, he took out a bag of beef jerky from his schoolbag, and the people in the class were speechless.

"The head teacher is in."

I don't know who shouted like this, and the class suddenly fell silent, which is also a divine sentence. It's comparable to the sentence in Journey to the West: Senior brother, the master was captured by a monster. Da Li Wei didn't care so much at this time, quickly stuffed his snacks into his bag, and quickly fell into a state of serious thinking about the exercises.

Closer, closer, closer, Da Li Wei seemed to know nothing at this time, and fell into the thinking of the sea of questions, the frowning brows, the pen that kept moving on the papyrus, and the mouth vaguely seemed to be reading some number. As Da Li Wei's tablemate, Lao Wu was already stunned, his mouth was big, he finally knew why Da Li Wei could become a star, he could only take classes here honestly, big teacher, the world owes you an Osca!

Zhou Li walked behind Da Li Wei and turned around gently, reached into Da Li Wei's table, and took out a mobile phone, sample, do you think that my teacher for so many years has been in vain? What kind of little gestures can hide from me? Big Nature can talk about life with the teacher again.........

Luo Feng's last class in the morning was also a self-study class, I still remember when I was in a self-study class, I talked about the mountains with my tablemates, and once I went to Tibet after the college entrance examination on the night of my third year of high school.

It's a good aftertaste of the feeling of scolding Fang Xuan, everyone can talk about the world and the north and the south, the sky and the earth, alas, it's really an aftertaste to think about, because how much boring time is consumed in this way.

"Lao Xu, what do you do when you go to self-study?"

"Learn."

Luo Feng rolled his eyes helplessly: "It's still pretending." Why don't you say that your life is spent thinking. ”

"Well, how do you know."

"Give me less poverty, let's tell a story with Sister Ella."

"Isn't it okay?"

"It's okay, you can't study all day and relax, the combination of work and rest is the king. You should learn from me. ”

Lao Xu rolled his eyes helplessly, have you ever learned? You're embarrassed to say that you're tired of studying, but you can also take a textbook and walk over.

"Luo Feng, don't disturb my study when you turn around."

"Ella, if you're idle, why don't you talk about life together?"

Ella was directly defeated by Luo Feng, who had a hippie smile, "What are you talking about, it's not good for us to talk here and affect others." ”

"It's okay, let's just be quiet, let's talk about interesting things when we were in school." Luo Feng paused and said directly: "When I was in my first year of high school, I encountered a particularly embarrassing thing, at that time, I was not familiar with the school at the beginning of the school year, and I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, and I went in when I saw the toilet, and that kind of toilet is a small toilet with only one person."

Then I heard my buddy calling me outside, where are you, Luo Feng? Of course, I kept answering that I was here, and he kept shouting and I kept answering when I was done. When I went out, I was stunned, there were a lot of female classmates and an instructor standing outside the toilet, it turned out that I entered a women's toilet, people heard the man's voice from the women's toilet and thought there was a pervert, I don't know how I got out of the crowd, I lost the dead, the pit killed me. ”

The class has always been quiet, and what Luo Feng said naturally heard the whole class, and the laughter suddenly stopped, Luo Feng was speechless, so many people watched jokes.

"What's this, I'll tell you something more embarrassing to me." Luo Feng became more and more energetic when he saw that everyone was happy, "When I was in my third year of high school, I suddenly had a fever one night, and two classmates accompanied me to the school infirmary. In the infirmary was a very young nurse, probably one or two years old.

The nurse said she wanted an injection, and I asked where it was, and she gave me a blank look and said that of course it was a spanking. I was suddenly excited, my brother is also seventeen years old, and he has a ghost shot. I asked if I could pack some medicine, but the nurse insisted on giving me an injection. ”

"Is that the nurse looking handsome and trying to take advantage of you?" Ella smirked.

"Sister Ella, you're too rotten."

"Brother Luo, you go on."

Luo Feng took a breath, his eyes full of memories: "But that nurse is very insistent, probably thinking that the injection will reduce the fever quickly." Of course I was speechless, I was so big and showed my ass to a strange woman, you don't know how entangled I was at that time, and I was also a person with a sense of shame. But you can't help but treat the disease, so it's better to take it off after hesitating.

The nurse asked me to hold on to the table and told me to take off my pants on my own. You don't know how weird the atmosphere is when a girl and two boys stared at you and took off your pants, but it's still brightly lit. I wanted to kick my two classmates to death, but you didn't know how to avoid suspicion, so you turned around and didn't look, but your eyes were very wide open.

The pants were half off, and there was only one thought in my heart at that time, I was not pure, and you don't know that the nurse came coldly and said: It's quite white. I almost went crazy at the time, you ghost? My two classmates were about to go crazy laughing, and I had to finish this injection with the intention of seeing death as if I were at home. ”

Luo Feng looked like he didn't want to recall, and the laughter that didn't stop since Luo Feng opened his mouth was even more intense, and everyone was a big word, think about that picture, my mother, it's so beautiful.

"Luo Feng, I didn't expect your experience to be so rich."

"Rich ghost, I've vowed never to get an injection again since then, it's a shame." Luo Feng bowed his head and sighed, but found that there seemed to be a figure outside the window, and his face quickly became serious: "The head teacher is outside, don't laugh." ”

Lao Xu wanted to turn around, but was grabbed by Luo Feng: "Now you must be calm, don't turn back, what you fight is the quality of your heart, the more anxious you are, the more the teacher will find you." Let's just pretend to be talking about it. ”

At this time, the head teacher Wang Juan had already walked into the classroom, and Luo Feng's voice was very steady, "This question is like this, you see that before Qin Shi Huang, it was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and the sub-feudal system prevailed at that time, which made Qin Shi Huang realize that this system was unreasonable ......"

The sound of footsteps got closer and closer, and suddenly stopped behind Luo Feng: "I'm still gossiping, why don't you hurry up and turn around and study hard." ”

Luo Feng's mental quality is by no means covered, and he directly met Wang Juan's gaze: "Teacher, we are discussing a problem." ”

"Okay, don't pretend, I've seen it outside, turn around quickly."

Luo Feng was a little stupid, this head teacher didn't criticize herself, Luo Feng remembered something in an instant, she didn't criticize herself for being generous, but what was the smile on her face? Luo Feng suddenly had a terrible thought in her heart, she wouldn't have heard everything she said, right? Oh my god, it's shameless!

ps: The injections and going to the wrong toilet mentioned above are all Yeyi's personal experience, and I suddenly feel that I am also a person with experience. (To be continued.) )