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"Family planning!" The strategist hid behind Shan Yu and said. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It seems that this explanation is not bad. Mulan threw down her sword, pinned the strategist's bun to the wall, and then snatched the plan, leaning against Shan Yu's chest, which was still trembling with fear. "How can such a secret be told casually?"

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"Your Majesty! Incredible! General Bao rushed to the emperor in a panic, "The northern barbarians have rebelled again!" ”

"Don't panic!" The emperor was not nervous at all, and continued to tease his parrot, "I have already made up my mind!" ”

"The emperor has prepared to send out conscription horses?" General Bao asked curiously.

The emperor smiled proudly and opened the plan he had carefully prepared at General Bao. "This is my great tactic of defeating the enemy! The three thousand beauties of the harem are commanded by you! The emperor said.

General Bao looked at it and saw that the plan was written: "Mulan plan: women disguise themselves as men and disintegrate the other party!" ”

The emperor ordered that there was no way, so General Bao had no choice but to set off with three thousand beauties from the harem: "Mulan Corps!" Let's go! ”

"By the way, let's clear the inventory!" Looking at the Mulan Corps in the distance, the emperor and the old god were running his beard on the ground, and said to the chief eunuch who was holding the new roster of the draft on the side.

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The decree was posted near the Oolong Temple. The little junior brother pointed to the "barbarian invasion, recruit female soldiers" written on the holy decree, and said with great interest: "Let's mix in and play again!" ”

"Hey!" The elder brother immediately agreed, "That must be interesting!" ”

So, the senior brother and the junior brother dressed up in disguise and pretended to be girls to prepare to sneak into the barracks.

On the way, the two suddenly saw two girls in front of them, one tall and one short, fat and thin.

"Sisters, are you also going to be soldiers?" The senior brother and the junior brother stepped forward to talk.

The two girls in front of them turned their heads, raised their index fingers and whispered, "Shhh Don't let anyone recognize us! ”

"Wow! Don't think about it! The senior brother and the junior brother immediately cried. It turned out that these two girls were disguised by the master master and the fat master! It seems that there are not a few people who want to disguise themselves as women and enter the barracks like them!

PS: The original comics look better!

"Lost Rookie"

On this day, the wind was beautiful and the sun was shining. When it was time for lunch, the four masters and apprentices of the Oolong Academy sat around to eat.

"Purr! Snore! "The elder brother starved to death was reincarnated, desperately pulling the rice into his mouth, and some rice grains that he didn't have time to swallow sprayed all over the table.

Master Changmei, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, frowned and said, "Eat or not, the food is sprayed all over the table!" ”

"That's it! Ugly! The little junior brother who has always liked to raise the bar with the senior brother hurriedly agreed.

"So do you! Rice grains are stained all over the face! Unexpectedly, the master didn't give any face, and pointed the finger at the little junior brother again, "Go over and punish the station!" What a waste of food! How do I educate you? ”

The master put on the prestige of the master, and the senior brother and the junior brother had no choice but to admit that they were unlucky, and went to the wall with the bowl on their heads.

At this time, the fat master who came back from serving the soup saw the two apprentices standing by the wall with a dull and stupid look on their heads, and was dissatisfied, so he pointed to the rice grains that fell on the ground and said to the master: "How did you eat?" Is it still all over the ground when you're so old? ”

"Come over here!" The senior brother and the junior brother who gloated about the sore foot and couldn't refute it hooked their fingers and said.

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After the meal, the senior brother and the junior brother began to fight again.

"Give me back the book!" The senior brother chased after the junior brother and shouted.

"Not for you!" The little junior brother ran forward with the book in his hand, and one of them kicked the small table next to him inadvertently.

Just listen to "Smack!" There was a crisp sound, and the ancient bottle on the small table fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

"Miserable! Big brother's ancient bottle is broken! ”

"I will definitely be scolded to death by him!" The two brothers panicked.

"There it is!" The elder brother had an idea, swept the pieces together, and placed them on the table to prepare to glue.

"Are you sure you can stick it back?" The little junior brother asked very uneasily.

"No problem!" The elder brother said confidently while pasting the pieces, "When I was a child, I won the puzzle championship!" ”

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After an hour, the master happened to pass by the room where the ancient bottles were placed, and found that the ancient bottles on the table were a little strange. When I looked closely, I saw that the bottle, which originally had a graceful curve, had turned into a crooked and irregular gourd shape, and it was also covered with uneven cracks!

"Wow!"

The Hall of Happiness is a courtyard in the Oolong Temple that is used for retreat and cultivation.

The little junior brother took the senior brother to the front of the Bukutang Hall and said, "You broke the ancient bottle, the master is very angry!" ”

"It's obviously your fault, it's on my head!" The senior brother said very dissatisfied.

The little junior brother didn't seem to hear the senior brother's words, and said to himself: "But his old man said: he has already been mentally prepared for this matter!" ”

"That's good!" The senior brother patted his chest and said.

"But......" the little junior brother suddenly changed his words, "he told you to prepare for ...... too"

"What are you going to prepare?" Senior Brother hurriedly leaned in and asked.

Before the little junior brother could answer, he only heard a loud shout of "Wow, ......, yes, yes", and the master rushed out with the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and slashed at the senior brother.

"Mamma Mia!" Big brother hugging his head and running away!

"Be 'physiologically prepared'!" At this time, the voice of the little junior brother came from afar.

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The beloved ancient bottle was broken, and the master was full of anger, holding a big knife to drive the senior brother to the sky and the ground!

At the last moment, the fat master walked out holding the ancient bottle that had changed shape, and said to the master: "Just break the bottle, don't move such a big liver fire!" ”

Hearing the fat master's persuasion, the master temporarily withdrew his hand, squeezed his eyebrows and asked, "You really won't be angry about this?" ”

"I'm not as angry as you are." The fat master said with a smile like a Maitreya Buddha.

The master leaned in and whispered, "This is a fake antique that I bought with your savings!" ”

Just listen to "Smack!" With a bang, the ancient bottle that was originally held on the chest by the fat master was squeezed by the wrong hand! Throwing away the fragments, the fat master snatched the Qinglong Glaive Knife and chased down the master in a rage.

"You're fooling!" The master said as he ran, "Don't be angry!" ”

After another hour, the master and the fat master reached an agreement and decided to end it at this time. They summoned the elder brother and said compassionately, "We have decided to forgive you for breaking the ancient bottle." ”

As soon as the senior brother who was trembling and kneeling on the ground heard this, he immediately leaned down with tears in his eyes and bowed down: "Thank you, Master, for your kindness!" The disciple will definitely ...... obediently in the future" After speaking, the senior brother stood up happily, not wanting to bump into the treasure cabinet behind him.

The three of them were dumbfounded, only to see the antiques displayed on the cabinet shaking for a while, and then crackling down!

"Wow!" The master and the fat master were so angry that they teamed up to knock the big brother out of the roof!

The noisy day just passed.

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In the evening, the senior brother walked in from outside the little junior brother's room with a wooden basin full of dirty clothes, and saw through the window that the master master and the fat master were teaching the little junior brother the knowledge. Looking at their smiling faces, it must be that the little junior brother has done a good job in learning, which makes them feel happy and gratified!

"The little junior brother reads well, and the master loves him very much...... "The senior brother thought with envy.

"I want to work hard, work hard, and impress Master!" The senior brother made up his mind, ran back to the room and inserted an iron nail on the stool, tied the rope to the beam of the room, tied a looper at the hanging end, and put it around his neck, "Learn the spirit of hard study of the ancients who cantilever the beam and pierce the strands!" ”

At night, the master and the fat master were walking in the courtyard, and suddenly saw that the light was still on in the elder brother's room. Looking in from the open window, I saw the senior brother holding a copy of "Three Hundred Tang Poems", reading hard by the light.

"Yo! What a rarity! The master said in surprise, "Silly apprentice reading at night!" ”

"Let's go cheer him on!" The fat master said with great interest.

Then, the two walked to the window, intending to cheer on the elder brother.

The atmosphere in the room didn't seem quite right. The master and the fat master took a closer look, and saw that the senior brother's eyes were white, his tongue was straight, and he looked like a hanged ghost. And the looper around his neck was tightly strangled.

"Wow! Someone's killed! ”

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"Whew!" With a bang, the poster of "My Dream, One Hundred Points" posted on the wall was torn off by the senior brother.

"My dreams will never come true!" The senior brother held the broken poster and burst into tears, "In Master's eyes, I will always be a useless fool!" ”

"I'm leaving this sad place! Go outside and find your dreams! "Having made up his mind, the senior brother immediately opened the wardrobe and prepared to pack his luggage." Shoes with historical feelings to take away! These comic books are going to take away! Those who get along day and night are going to be taken away! And the most beloved dolls and savings pigs! Take it away! ”

Two hours later, the elder brother who was carrying a mountain of luggage was struggling to go out, and suddenly heard the mocking voice of the junior brother from the windowsill: "Are you skipping home or moving?" A sucker!!! ”

Big brother: "I ......"

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After some deletions, deletions, and reductions, the senior brother finally went out with a small burden. (To be continued.) )