Chapter 1: Scavenging waste to an alien garbage dump
"Lu Li, you stay and clean up today. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info" a bald uncle with a big belly and a lewd appearance said proudly.
"Huh? Why me again? Leader, you know I'm going to ...... at night."
Before he could finish speaking, the bald leader interrupted impatiently, "What are you doing at night?" Picking up junk? Lu Li, I didn't say you, it's not good for the little girl's family to go out to see the world every night, so she has to pick up the rags. Otherwise, brother, how about I take you outside to see the world today? The bald monster stared at Lu Li with an obscene expression and said "ambiguously".
Lu Li instantly had goosebumps on the ground, what kind of world did he see? Is this a rhythm that wants to be unspoken? Although the baby looks generally flat-chested, he can't look down on you, a bald monster, okay!
"What's that, leader, I won't see the world, I'll do hygiene, do hygiene." Lu Li lowered his head and ran to sweep the floor.
The bald monster glanced at her and snorted coldly: "Don't be ashamed of your face." ”
Lu Li: "......"
Lu Li wailed in his heart while sweeping, God! O earth! Open your eyes! When will I be able to transfer this bald monster away!
Since Aunt Sweeping has resigned and left, the hard sweeping work has almost fallen on me, why me? Because I'm not a beauty, my work ability is not enough, and I'm still a newcomer, I'm destined to be hard to combine the above three points. Lu Li complained silently.
It's six o'clock in the evening, because it's winter, so it's very dark, Lu Li neatly swept the three offices, and the three collective studios sat on the chairs in a daze.
In the company, Lu Li is an ordinary employee, nothing to do, write records, copy things, because it is a new company to relax the academic qualifications and everything, a girl who came out of the mountain village without finishing a junior college has such a job, in her mother's words, thank God.
Of course, the salary will not be very high, and it will not be able to meet the expenses of himself and his family, so Lu Li also has a side job, that is, scavenging, in fact, it sounds good, it is scavenging, and if it is ugly, it is picking up rags.
In fact, as a waste picker, Lu Li does not feel ashamed, but she feels very happy.
Lu Li can use the cans he picked up to make a tall wardrobe, he can use the old ceramic jars he picked up to make potted plants full of charm, and he can use other people's sweaters to make comfortable carpets. She can build a tall and elegant house at zero cost. But in the eyes of others, it's a joke.
But she doesn't care, those who live in the eyes of the world will only become worldly people after all.
Pack your things and get ready to go! Because Lu Li's place is in a village, and it is a relatively backward village, there are no garbage bins, so she has to go to places with ditches every day to pick up waste, fortunately in winter, there are more flies and mosquitoes in summer, and she always gets a bag back.
Lu Li didn't plan to pick up garbage by the ditch today, she was going to pick up some wooden sticks in the woods to fence them.
The hut she rented in the village was three small houses connected by a wide open space, and in the summer, if she wanted to grow some food and no yard, she had to fence it off to prevent thieves.
There were many branches in the forest, and in a short time the basket that Lu Li was carrying behind him was full.
Just as she was about to return, she heard a rumbling behind her.
Hey? Is there anyone else coming out at this time? It's dark and the wind is high, it can't be murder and burial of corpses, right?
Thinking like this, a bunch of goosebumps grew along Lu Li's back towards his neck, and in an instant, a spirit was excited.
Why don't you slip away? Say slip away! But after only a few steps, Lu Li returned.
"Ah, but the curiosity is too strong, what if a beautiful man is kidnapped? I'll come to a beautiful woman to save the hero, and then the hero excitedly promised each other, then I'm not afraid that my mother will arrange those strange blind dates for me! Lu Li was overjoyed.
"Or ...... Check it out? Lu Li hesitated, "Oh, just take a look!" If you can't care about the big deal, you can run, and then call the police without slipping! ”
Just go, Lu Li leaned over the cat's waist and got closer with his feet. But when I walked to the source of the sound, I found nothing.
"The voice just now is clearly around here." Lu Li muttered in a low voice, looking around, his eyes full of confusion and incomprehension.
As soon as I said that, I felt the sound of a rumbling sound in the ground reappear!
This... This... Is this a situation? Earthquake?
"That's not right! Could it be that there is a basement underground? Lu Li unconsciously grabbed the strap of the basket on his back, and looked for the intersection where he could enter the ground.
Suddenly! A meal at your feet! Only a faint cry was heard: "Ah! What the hell! Help me! ”
"Poof! Ahem, ahem! Hey, I went to this unlucky place, and it was so hidden, didn't it just step on a bubble of, why did it fall off! Unlucky! Lu Li muttered while wiping his hands. Lu Li didn't dare to shout loudly, after all, the rumbling sound just now was not an illusion.
Lu Li looked down at his feet, and couldn't help but shake his body, although he didn't step on real poop, but the soft and slippery feeling ...... It's better than realism!
Just when Lu Li rubbed his feet with disgust, he vaguely heard what seemed to be a voice of someone talking.
"Boss, is it really okay for us to do this? The boss said that it was to let the garbage decompose on the Anzhu planet, so let's save money and store the garbage in Alan Star and what should we do if it is discovered? ”
"Are you stupid? Didn't you see that I had set up a separate space? It's just a small boss of an interstellar garbage station, what can he check? Can he afford to buy a detector to monitor our movements? ”
"Hey, too! This isolation space is so large, it can store garbage dozens of times, and then calculate the super gas saved is simply a profit! ”
The man known as the boss couldn't help but smile when he saw his honesty: "Haha, look at your stupid appearance." Walk! Go back! The air here is so bad that it can corrode people's lungs for a long time, cough cough, go away! ”。
As he spoke, the two of them flashed out of the isolation space.
Lu Li looked at the two of them stupidly behind the obscuration, and flashed from the exit like the wind... Flash... Flashed out.
"Yaya, if I hadn't dreamed, then I wouldn't have seen aliens?" Lu Li looked at the direction in which the aliens disappeared and was stunned.
Long......
"! Dafait! Nima! This! Oh buy ga! I said excitedly... No matter what time it is! Oh! Oh, my God! Lu Li shouted excitedly, looking like a crazy fan of South Korea's Oba, which made people sweat coldly.
"Oh! Oh, my God! There really are aliens...... Those things in there must be extraterrestrial products, right? I've heard that it's all garbage, but there should be good things in it, right? Roar! Didn't I post it? Will I become a female tycoon in the future? Then you can marry a rich and handsome? Lu Li said to himself with an intoxicated face.
Without further ado, let's go! Take a look inside! My heart moved and I walked in.
When Lu Li walked to the side of the garbage heap, he couldn't help but take a cold breath.
"Oh my God! Such a new table called garbage? Such a beautiful little trailer is called garbage? Such a beautiful necklace can be thrown away? I'll go, this is called a garbage heap, this is simply a treasure to open a new world, okay?! ”
"Well, sure enough, I don't understand the alien world." Lu Li complained silently.
"Don't say anything, let's do it!" Lu Li clapped his hands and pushed down the small cart he had seen earlier.
Maybe it's too dark outside, and the brightness of this isolated space is almost the same as the brightness outside, so the isolation space is slowly turning dark.
Seeing that it was dark all around, Lu Li's movements also became sharp.
She put a brand new table in first, as the only broken table in her rental house was a three-legged one.
She wanted to see a tree and make some furniture by herself, but the trees here belong to the owner, so she gave up.
She was so happy to see this table, and she was talking about how aliens are really tyrants......
"Wow! It can also be folded! Depend on! It's as small as a mobile phone! Lu Li, who was carrying the table, couldn't help but shout as he watched the table in his hand turn into the size of a mobile phone.
After the shock, Lu Li was relieved, no matter how you say alien things, you can't use common sense to think about them.
Putting the miniature table in the backpack, Lu Li started the work of a stevedore again, it was too dark, she couldn't see what was right at all, and she just moved it to the small cart.
Lu Li, who was tired of moving and resting, touched the shrinking table in his backpack and complained silently:
Anyway, these aliens are not stupid, folding them and transporting them back and forth saves land and trouble.
If the alien gives Lu Li a contemptuous look in this set. We all use space containers to teleport well, who is like you to pick up a broken cart that has been eliminated early as a baby, take the space container and sweep it all in, okay?
Of course, the aliens weren't here, and Lu Li didn't hear the words that hurt people's self-esteem, so he rested enough and then excitedly carried these alien products.
"Ahh What is this? Isn't it a fountain pen? It's so beautiful! Lu Li was holding something similar to a fountain pen with an excited expression.
It's a fountain pen, but this fountain pen is so smooth to write that it just slips into the air!
"Ahh I say it...... It...... It was actually written out automatically. Lu Li's face was incredible, "This is a baby, with it, I don't have to work overtime to write records, I have to carry this with me." Ha ha! ”
After loading the pen, Lu Li happily packed up the baby.
An hour later......
"I'm tired!" Looking at the cart full of babies, Lu Li complained hypocritically, with a thief smile on his face, "Hehe, in the future, my aunt and grandmother will point to you to get rich!" Hey, hey, hey! ”
After cleaning up, Lu Li pushed the cart out of the isolation space, and Lu Li only wanted to say one word for today's harvest, cool!
Oops, it's really a turning farmer singing~ Lu Li was sweating all over his body, and he was smiling on his face.
I don't know how long I walked like this......
"Emma, it's finally home, huhu!" As soon as Lu Li arrived home, he lay directly on the stall that was repurposed from an old sweater. On the carpet, Lu Li listened to the sound of her own strong heartbeat, fast and energetic, she smiled contentedly, it seems that this is not a dream, everything is so real and incredible!
Laughing and laughing, Lu Li fell asleep, she was too tired today, there were more than 300 catties of things on the cart and nearly 400 catties, fortunately, the trolley had a power assist function, otherwise she wouldn't be able to come back today......