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Ah Jiu got up and covered his left eye, and looked at Tianya with his right eye puzzled, "Why did you hit me?" ”

"Because you're lewd."

"Okay, I'm nasty, I should be beaten." Ah Jiu rolled the intestines back into the cake and took a bite.

I don't know why, Tianya punched me again, hitting Ah Jiu's right eye, and Ah Jiu under the table again.

Ah Jiu got up and covered his right eye, and looked at Tianya with his left eye puzzled, "Why did you hit me?" ”

"Because you're lewd."

"yes, I'm nasty, I should be beaten."

Ah Jiu pointed to his eyes and asked, "Am I considered a bloody disaster?" ”

Fu Jianqing shook his head and said, "No, because there is no blood." ”

By eight o'clock, the students were all studying at night, and the students who were on duty in the cafeteria had also left, Bai Lingshuang immediately asked the actors to put on their costumes and start rehearsals.

The actors have been decided: Qiusheng as Liang Shanbo, Xiaoyu as Zhu Yingtai, and Wencai as Ma Wencai.

Director: Ah Jiu.

Photographer: Fu Jianqing.

Audience: Bai Lingshuang, Guo Tianya.

There is a big stage in the cafeteria, and the students usually eat in the cafeteria, but every once in a while, the school leaders will gather the students in the cafeteria to listen to the lectures.

Dear classmates and teachers, good morning, I'm Yi Xiaotian, I'm very happy to meet you again, let's get down to business, let's go back to the book, the lovely Cao Cao and the annoying Liu Bei, I want to know what the relationship between the two of them is, do you want to know, please watch this episode, I have a date.

Ah Jiu went to the principal's office to bring all the weapons over in case of an emergency, Wen Cai saw Ah Jiu running over and said with a bitter face: "Master, can I not play Marven?" ”

Ah Jiu shook his head and waved his hand to refuse: "No, you don't play anyone, are you scared." ”

"I'm scared to death." Wen Cai nodded again and again.

"Alas, you're really useless, this gives you the courage to defend yourself." Ah Jiu stuffed the shortened golden hoop stick to Wencai.

"Can I hold this stick while acting?"

"Of course, this stick has a meaning."

"What's the meaning?"

"Stick beating, mandarin duck bird."

"Let's shoot."

"Liang Shanbo, give up your surname that symbolizes hatred, if you can't, then you swear, you swear, you swear that you are willing to be my lover."

"I swear, I swear to be your lover, no matter how high the wall is, it can't stop the wings of love, I'd rather they end my life with hatred than give up love in exchange for survival, if they stop us from falling in love, I'll follow them."

"Click."

"What are you playing, why can't I understand it at all?"

Qiusheng explained: "The script of "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" is based on "Romeo and Juliet", and we just read it according to the script. ”

"No, don't pay attention to any scripts, quickly forget all the so-called lines in the script, and just improvise."

"Imagine it."

"You." Ah Jiu pointed to Qiusheng and said: "You are not Qiusheng, you are Liang Shanbo, your beloved woman is about to get married, but the groom and official are not you, imagine your mood at the moment." ”

"You." Ah Jiu pointed to Xiaoyu and said: "You are not Xiaoyu, you are Zhu Yingtai, you are about to marry a man you don't love, but your lover is dying, imagine your mood at the moment." ”

"You." Ah Jiu pointed to Wencai and said: "You are not Wencai, you are Ma Wencai, today is your happy day, hugging the beauty, the rival in love is trampled under your feet, imagine your mood at the moment." ”

Under the patient teaching of director Lin Da, the three actors worked hard to get themselves into the role.

"Let's shoot."

"Wish, wish, wish Yingtai, you, you are me, my Ma Wencai's person, today is our big, happy day, come, come, let's worship heaven and earth." Wencai's acting skills are indeed superb, and Wencai took Xiaoyu's hand after speaking.

"Who, who said, it's bad, who said that Yingtai is your person, hurry up and let go, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you." The autumn raw meat is all rubbed

"Sambo." Xiao Yu exclaimed in surprise and threw off Wen Cai and threw herself into Qiusheng's arms, "Uncle Shan, I knew that you would definitely step on the colorful auspicious clouds to save me." ”

"Liang, Liang Shanbo, today, today, today is my day, my big day, what are you doing here?" Wen Cai pointed to Qiusheng's angry words.

Qiusheng stopped Xiaoyu in his arms, looked at Wencai and said coldly: "I'm here to pick up Xiaoyu, I'm here to pick up Yingtai, no one can stop us." ”

"Liang, Liang Shanbo, you, you, you." Wen Cai pointed at Qiusheng Xiaoyu with a golden hoop stick, and he was speechless.

"What are you, then point me at hitting your jacket." Qiusheng pointed at Wen Cai and shouted.

"Come, come, come, rob, come on." Wen Cai looked at Ah Jiu in the audience and shouted.

"This, this, what else is going on with me here?" Ah Jiu didn't care about changing his clothes and flying on stage, "Who wants to rob your relatives?" ”

"That's it, that's him." Wencai pointed to Qiusheng.

"Oh, you're his uncle, I advise you to leave this matter alone, or I'll let you have two more dark circles under your eyes." Qiusheng raised his fist and threatened.

"Huh." Ah Jiu sneered and said, "It's just that you want to rob my nephew and daughter-in-law, it's really beyond your strength, you kid is really impatient." ”

"Hey, hehe, I think you're looking for a beating." Qiusheng punched Ah Jiu, Ah Jiu and Qiu Sheng punched hard, Qiu Sheng's eyes immediately opened wide, Ah Jiu followed the Sun Dasheng thief immortal peach, Qiu Sheng was shocked, and hurriedly protected the next plate, Qiu Sheng was most afraid of Ah Jiu's move, but he didn't expect Ah Jiu to use a false move this time.

Seeing Qiusheng's plan, Ah Jiu jumped up and hugged his neck and threw him to Qiusheng, turned over, and made another move to settle the ape under the Five Elements Mountain, pressing Qiusheng tightly under the mountain.

"Wencai, you can get married."

"Oooh." Wencai grabbed Xiaoyu and smiled: How, how, what, you still can't escape from my Ma Wencai's palm. ”

"Go away, don't touch me." Xiaoyu pushed Wencai.

Wen Cai got up and smiled coldly: "You, if you don't listen to me again, I will kill, kill, kill, kill Liang Shanbo." ”

"Yes, kill Liang Shanbo, if you don't obediently marry my nephew, I will pick out Liang Shanbo's eyes." Ah Jiu echoed fiercely.

Xiao Yu's face was full of tears, and she nodded sadly and said, "Ma Wencai, I promise to marry you." ”

"Hahahahaha." Wen Cai laughed triumphantly.

"Yingtai, don't, don't." Qiusheng cried bitterly and struggled desperately.

"Worship heaven and earth."

"Two worship the high hall."

"Husband and wife worship each other."

Because Xiaoyu was struggling in the church, the anxious Wen Cai finished worshipping Xiaoyu's head, and poured another bowl of wine into Xiaoyu's mouth.

"After worshipping heaven and earth, and drinking concentric wine, you are a member of my Ma family, hahahahahaha." (To be continued.) )