"Have you ever killed someone?"

"Nope. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Have you ever killed an animal?"

"Nope."

"Why do you kill ghosts so neatly without blinking your eyes?"

"I don't know."

The interview is over.

"Driver, stop."

"No, you can't get out of the car until you get somewhere."

"Hey, we're not lonely ghosts, we're alive, stop now."

"It's the rule that you don't want to go up." The driver's tone was cold.

In the future, he wanted to take out a dagger again, but Ah Jiu stopped him and said: "This driver is different from the pervert just now, and the crime of killing it is not small, so let me do it." ”

"You dare to kill me?" The driver's face was full of disbelief.

Ah Jiu came over and said, "If you have a kind, shout who dares to kill me, try if I dare to kill you." ”

"Don't don't, don't don't, if you kill me, the car will definitely have a traffic accident, stop, stop, stop immediately."

"No, I've changed my mind, drive the car to the gate of Jiajia Building and stop again."

In front of the Jiajia Building, Ah Jiu got out of the car, and the drivers and passengers in the entire car breathed a sigh of relief.

"I really didn't expect to meet ghosts on a bus, hey, if we don't get off the bus all the time, we will be sent there?" Future patted Ah Jiu on the shoulder and asked.

"Hades."

"Ahh Future's face changed drastically and he was frightened.

Ah Jiu smiled and said: "You finally realize that it is very difficult to be with me, I was born to work hard and encounter ghosts, no matter where I go, I can meet ghosts." ”

"Aren't you tired of meeting ghosts every day?" Future asked.

"Enjoy this, don't be tired."

Future didn't chase and asked, but looked into the building and said, "Won't you send me upstairs?" ”

"Is it okay to see it off?"

"Nope."

"If we don't take the elevator, I'm afraid we'll meet ghosts again."

"Won't you meet ghosts when you walk up the stairs?"

The next morning, Ah Jiu rushed back after a lot of hard work, Zeng Fa Xiaozhu Wencai was eating breakfast in the living room, Ah Jiu said angrily: "Don't wait for me to eat." ”

Zeng Fa ran over and said anxiously: "Master Lin, why weren't you here last night, do you know that it was haunted last night?" ”

Ah Jiu explained: "Of course I know, last night I just wanted to sleep, suddenly a ghost appeared outside the window and smiled at me, I saw that this is okay, there are still ghosts in this world who dare to provoke me, I have to let it fly away, it ran away, I chased, I got lost, and I didn't get a taxi back until dawn." ”

Zeng Fa slapped his thigh and suddenly realized: "Master Lin, you must have fallen for that ghost's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain." ”

Ah Jiu stretched out his hand and patted his head: "Oh, miscalculation, miscalculation, I really didn't expect ghosts to use stratagems." ”

"Ghosts are changed by people."

"Boss Zeng, didn't that ghost hurt you?" Ah Jiu asked with concern.

Zeng Fa shook his head and said, "I fainted at the time, and I don't know anything about it after that." ”

"Master Lin, I always encounter strange things, can you help me open a Buddha statue and put it in the room?"

"Who do you want to invite?"

"Of course, please ask Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth."

"Okay, but if I invite Zhao Gongming, I won't be able to live here anymore."

"Why?"

"One mountain does not tolerate two tigers, he is the interception of the teaching, I am the exposition."

"Then can you ask Yuan Shi Tianzun?"

Ah Jiu shook his head and said, "What kind of person is the Sanqing Patriarch, how can there be an air traffic control for you?" ”

"Then who does Master Lin think he should invite?"

"I'll think about it first." Ah Jiu went to the study, picked up a copy of "Romance of the Gods", took it back to the room, lay on it, and thought while reading it.

"Three hundred and sixty-five road gods, oh, I know who to invite."

Ah Jiu went downstairs to find Zeng Fa and said, "I know who to invite." ”

"Who's invited?"

"Ma Cuihua."

"Who is Ma Cuihua?"

"The daughter of Ma Hong, the wife of Jiang Ziya, the end of the three hundred and sixty-five road righteousness, the official worships the broom star."

"Ah, Broom Star?" The eyes that had been surprised were quite open.

"Yes, please broom star, that's right."

"What a bad luck." Zeng Fa grinned and his face was full of displeasure.

Ah Jiu said: "You are wrong, the broom star is specialized in sweeping away bad luck, you, this is really always a ghost and a zombie, it's time to help you sweep away bad luck, you listen carefully to me and you, you invite Ma Cuihua to your home is a lot of benefits." ”

"What's in it for all good?"

"First, I can help you clean up, second, Ma Cuihua is an unpopular, no one has worshiped Ma Cuihua since ancient times, if you worship Ma Cuihua, you have the grace of knowing Ma Cuihua, Ma Cuihua will definitely be grateful to you, third, Ma Cuihua is Jiang Ziya's wife, and you can contact Jiang Ziya if you can't do anything.

"Aren't they divorced?"

"Wrong, one hundred days a day, not to mention that Prime Minister Jiang Cheng is a kind-hearted and affectionate person, he is not the hero in the allusion that the water is difficult to collect, Ma Cuihua will definitely help when he asks for help."

Zeng Fa was embarrassed: "I'm afraid that I can't buy the statue of Ma Cuihua on the market." ”

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it, you just buy some materials and come back."

That night, the statue of the god had been carved, the three sacrifices were placed on the table, the incense burner was lit, and Ah Jiu shook his head with a peach wood sword in his hand, and recited words in his mouth.

"Ma Cuihua, Ma Cuihua, come quickly to make a fortune, come quickly to make a fortune, there are sacrifices to enjoy, if you don't come for nothing, you won't come for nothing, if you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat."

"The statue of God is consecrated." Ah Jiu shouted and stretched out his fingers to point at the idol.

"Okay, the statue has been opened, and if there is anything in the future, the prime minister's wife will take care of you."

Back in the house, I couldn't sleep at night, I was idle and bored, Ah Jiu boarded the phone, but unfortunately there were too few netizens, tomorrow, Night Pearl, Nie Xiaoqian, Xiaobai, in the future, only Nie Xiaoqian of the five netizens was online, Ah Jiu sent a message, "Miss Nie, are you still lonely?" ”

"My loneliness and pain are endless, Ah Jiu Dao Chang, why do you think of me again today, are you also lonely, psychological or physiological?" Nie Xiaoqian sent a long list of messages.

"I'm just bored, not lonely, why is your loneliness and pain endless?" Smack, send.

"I'm lonely because I'm always alone, and I'm miserable because I have to hurt people." Nie Xiaoqian sent a message.

"Why do you hurt people?" Smack, send.

"I was forced, there is a very powerful monster, not only gave me, but also forced me to absorb men's yang energy for it."

"Are you still fantasizing that you are Nie Xiaoqian?"

"Actually, Nie Xiaoqian's story is true."

"Isn't Nie Xiaoqian already reincarnated, reincarnated as Xiaozhuo and returned to her grandmother's arms."

"In fact, the real Nie Xiaoqian is not the same as what she played in the movie, our father and daughter were indeed harmed by bad people on the way back to their hometowns, but they were saved by the heroes."

"Okay, I don't listen to your nonsense, I'm offline." Smack, send. (To be continued.) )