"Yehua, don't run around anymore, be careful of falling into the pool. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Gao Lingjun, come quickly, this spirit carp is flying too fast, I can't catch it."

In the Yao Pond, a girl dressed in white is stepping on the water in the air, catching a colorful carp in the air with both hands.

Gao Lingjun sat in the pavilion next to the Yao Pond, his hands flew up, and he used a fixed trick, and the things around him instantly froze in place.

Get up and take a step, carry the girl who was playing in the pool to the pavilion, take out a handkerchief to wipe her hands clean, and flick it on the girl's forehead, only to see the spirit carp flying in the air fall into the pool because of the sudden loss of gravity, the girl covered her forehead, pouted and turned around and hummed softly.

"You're playing tricks again, immobilizing me every time when I'm about to catch the carp."

"This is the Queen Mother's favorite carp, if you catch it, see how the Queen Mother of the West punishes you."

"Didn't you look at me?"

Yehua and Gao Lingjun are the strangest pair in the Nine Heavens Realm, and they are known to all the immortals in the entire Nine Heavens Realm, they are willing to fight and suffer, and the jokes they make in the Nine Heavens Realm all day long can make all the immortals laugh for a year and a half.

Gou You stood in the distance, his wings covered his eyes, and he really didn't dare to look at the two people who were hugging and hugging in the pavilion.

"After two ****, I'm going to go to the human world to kill demons, who will play with me."

Holding Gao Lingjun's lean waist, Yehua buried his little head in his chest.

Stroking the girl's hair, he looked up and saw Gou You standing not far away, "Oh, isn't there that little bird?" ”

"But what if I miss you?"

"Then let the little bird send me a letter, and I will definitely appear in front of you at once."

"And how long will it take for you to be back?"

"Soon."

"How fast is it soon?"

"My little ancestor, why don't I kick you into my arms and take you away, see if you still have so many problems." Straighten the girl's hair under the corners of her sideburns.

"Okay, a few days ago, the Wuzhen Immortal taught me the trick of pinching and shrinking, you wait, I'll show you."

Watching the girl's slender fingers skillfully fly in the air, she disappeared in front of her in the blink of an eye, leaving only a pile of clothes on the ground.

"Ah, why did the Wuzhen Immortal only teach me the trick of shrinking, but didn't teach me the trick of shrinking clothes, Gao Lingjun, you turn around quickly, it's really a shame."

A faint female voice came from a pile of clothes, and Gao Lingjun couldn't help laughing when he watched Yehua keep crawling among the clothes, as if he was looking for an outlet.

Yehua, who heard the laughter, immediately stopped moving, lay on the spot and waited for a while before the laughter disappeared.

With his hands on his hips, his eyes widened before he realized that Gao Lingjun couldn't see her now, "Are you done laughing?" After laughing, take me back to the Le Yi Palace, if the Queen Mother sees it, maybe she will punish me for copying the women's rules. ”

Connected to the villain, Gao Lingjun picked up the clothes on the ground, but he didn't expect that his inadvertent glance made his face red.

As soon as he walked a few steps, Gao Lingjun stopped and said sharply to the bird that followed behind him, "Gouyou, I will go down to earth in a few ****, you have to take a good look at Yehua, if you let me know that she has learned these techniques outside, see if I don't pluck your hair, and stew soup for the Queen Mother of the West." ”

Standing behind him, Gou You crossed his wings and chest, looking wronged, Xiao Ye wants to learn these strange spells, can it stop it? He's just a messenger and a player, and if you insist on blaming people, you should also blame the true immortals, right? If he hadn't developed this Raushzi's shrinking technique a few days ago, would there have been so many things?

Before Gou You finished complaining, the person in front of him had already disappeared.

……

A thousand years ago, the human world was barren, and at that time, the Demon Lord was ambitious and wanted to unify the three worlds, and the human world was the weakest, so he should attack it first.

Gao Lingjun of the fairy world, in the name of the god of war in the fairy world, led tens of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals to attack the demon lord.

"Gou You, do you think Gao Lingjun will jump up happily when he sees me?"

"He'll just jump in anger."

At this time, there were dark clouds in the sky over the human world, and the people who were pressed were out of breath.

The ground was scorched black and steaming, proving that there had been a great battle here not long ago.

Yehua and Gou You, a fairy and a bird, secretly ran down to earth, and only they knew the thrilling along the way.

"Shendi, do you feel the immortal qi nearby?" As the two hideous-looking demons approached, Yehua and Gou You immediately picked up the invisibility trick and hid behind a burned tree with bated breath.

"Two days ago, Gao Lingjun and the Demon Lord were tied, and the two sides retreated hundreds of miles back to a truce, how could there be immortals mixed in?"

"Yes, you wait, I'll go and make it easier."

"Hurry up, hurry up, it's really lazy people who have a lot of and pee."

Yehua and Gou You, the cause of death - drowned in urine.

“……？”

"Bah, what are you talking about?"

Rewind time to a quarter of an hour ago

……

"Gouyou, this is the territory of the demons, right? It's so lifeless, I get goosebumps when I see it. ”

Yehua and Gou You used the shrinking technique, a fairy and a bird walked on the ashes of the grass and trees, and a breeze blew, which only raised a little dust for ordinary people, but for the two of them, it was a sandstorm.

"Ahem, cough, ahem, I said that I asked the brocade workshop to make some small handkerchiefs, but you didn't listen, but now it's okay, eat ashes."

He used his wings to block his beak, but the beak was too long and pointy, and his little feather was not enough to block it.

"Don't talk about it yet, look at those two demons, tsk, they look so ugly, just like you."

Yehua gestured with his hand to the gods and Houqing who were walking towards them, Gou You looked at her hand, and trembled with fright, these two are the leaders of the demon clan, the number one under the command of the demon lord, if they are caught, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Holding Yehua's hand, he picked up the invisibility trick, hid behind a dead tree not far from them, and prayed that the two demons would leave quickly.

Looking up at Hou Qing, who was standing in front of them and was about to untie his pants, Gou You hurriedly covered Yehua's eyes with his wings, out of sight is pure, out of sight is pure.

When he realized that he was going to run, a fairy and a bird had already squatted on the ground and vomited, Hou Qing looked at a fairy and a bird that suddenly appeared on the ground, and then looked at his pants that he hadn't put on yet, and looked back and forth many times before he ran to the god, hid behind the god, and cried.

Shen Tu squinted, looking at the immortal and bird that suddenly appeared, and thought about it more than a thousand times, he must have caught this immortal and a bird, but I don't know what their intentions are when they suddenly appeared, that Gao Lingjun promised not to attack the demon clan for the time being, what does the two who appear in the demon clan mean now?

……

"Gao Lingjun," Demon Lord Minghong shouted as he stood outside the Dingdu City, and there were two Immortal Monarchs and Divine Birds who were tied into balls standing beside him.

Standing on the city tower and looking at Yehua and Gou You who were tied up, Gao Lingjun's expression was slightly dignified, and he said in a deep voice, "What do you want?" ”

"I'm not here to crusade today, I just want you to explain."

"Explain? What's the explanation? These two are friends under you, and they accidentally entered your territory, and I think the Demon Lord should also know that these two cultivators are not high, and I will not be so stupid as to send two powerless chickens to assassinate you. ”

"That's what I said, but I just don't believe it, so it's better to ...... If you and I have a fight, whoever wins will listen to whomever it is, how about it. ”

Ming Hong showed his usual sword, whether to fight or not, it will not be Gao Lingjun's decision.

……

"You said that I used to be the God of War of the Nine Heavens Realm, and one by one was the Immortal Monarch? What about the crooks? ”

Zong Jiming hugged Guan You, and after Guan Yi woke up for a long time, Zong Jiming forced Guan You to tell a story, but no matter how this story sounds, it seems to be nonsense.

"Believe it or not, anyway, I was miserable by you, you said that the two of them have nothing to do on weekdays and flirt in front of the immortals, but they still insist on pulling me."

"What did you pull on?" Poking Guan You's bulging little face, Zong Jiming didn't care, just in this life, he had already cheated a lot of people, but it was the first time that he had pitted an immortal, but this immortal was no different from a person, they were all angry after being cheated by him.

"You said that the two of you want to play rebirth, but you insist on trying to see if each other has each other in your heart, and you jump into different reincarnation paths, hey, do you think this is fun or something? Does the path of reincarnation say that you can pick and choose? In case you are reborn as a pig, it will be interesting to see if Saya can recognize you. ”

"I came up with the idea of jumping different reincarnations?"

"Naturally...... Xiao Ye came out, but who knew that you were actually coming by her, this is called helping to abuse and know. ”

Guan You felt embarrassed, jumped off Zong Jiming, walked to the head of the bed, and looked at Guan Yiyi carefully, "It's thanks to you that you found each other, otherwise I would have to delay it for a few hundred years before I can return to the Nine Heavens Realm." ”

"So, what did Yiyi tell you in the first place?"

Zong Jiming pulled the child to his side again, pinched his face, and asked.

"You let go first, you let go first, I'll tell you."

"Okay, you say."

This Gao Lingjun still doesn't know the severity of his hands as before, and he can pinch him every time for a long time.

"Saya said ......"

Guan You attached himself to Zong Jiming's ear, whispering the words that Yehua had handed over to him at the beginning, and for this sentence, he had been looking for her lover for thousands of years.

To say that Ji Changsheng is here, the picture in the silver mirror has been played, and he didn't hear any sound from the immortal monarch next to him during the period, Ji Changsheng exhaled without exhaling, who knew that as soon as he turned his head, the immortal monarch sitting not far from him disappeared, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly called the little boy in the hall.

"Different paths, the same return, have you seen the Immortal Monarch go out?"

"Nope."

"Nope."

Seeing the uniform movements of the two, Ji Changsheng panicked for a while, and then thought that maybe Xianjun had pinched the invisibility trick and sneaked away, wanting to see him look anxious and helpless.

Then he sighed again, which of the immortals in the Nine Heavens Realm has not been teased by her, just the palace master of the Twelve Stars Palace has been angry and destroyed several sets of astrolabes, you know, the stars in this sky are all determined by the palace master of the Twelve Stars Palace, each of them has its own trajectory and position, but since the Immortal Monarch fell in love with the astrolabe of the twelve palaces, the life of the palace master of the twelve palaces has never been better.

It's just a little joke, so I'd better take it and continue to wait for the phoenix to return

……

"Gao Lingjun, I'll count one, two, three, let's jump together, you must find me when you get to the human world, I have a bad memory, in case I forget you then, don't beat me."

Yehua took Gao Lingjun's hand and felt the temperature in his palm for the last time.

"Not really."

I will never forget my agreement with you, and I will never forget you.

……

Take the first flower bush lazy review, half of the edge of the cultivation and half of the king! In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on the earth I wish to be a branch.