Chapter 31: The Life of a Human Snake

"Wu Daoxian, who deceived gods and ghosts in Menggui Mansion, are you here to save that female ghost?" Ah Jiu asked. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yes, I was guessed by you all at once, Daoyou is really witty."

"Then why didn't you do it all the way?" Ah Jiu asked.

"There's no chance, I don't know if you're hiding it there, you can give it back to me now."

"Give it back to you? I'm going to let you lie to people everywhere, I'm about to fry it in a hot pan. ”

"No, A-Ying hasn't harmed anyone, if you fry it in oil, you will die early."

"I haven't harmed anyone yet, Qiusheng and I were almost bitten to death by it."

"That's why you deceive the devil too much." Wu Ming defended the female ghost.

"Master, he just cursed you and beat it."

"Even foreigners understand the truth that people and ghosts have different paths, how can you, as a cultivator, raise ghosts and cheat money?"

"I know, I'm just here to eat."

"Three hundred and sixty lines, why can't you eat with a mouthful of food, I think your image will definitely be popular as an actor acting in comedy, why do you want to raise ghosts and cheat money, how did you live before that thing was with you?" Ah Jiu asked.

"I'm living at home alone, and it's boring to live one day at a time."

"What about after you raise it?" Ah Jiu asked again.

"We live at home by ourselves, and every day counts as a day, but I don't have to solve it by myself at night."

"Wow, you beware of the dead." Wen Cai kindly reminded.

Ah Jiu said: "The ghost is an ominous thing, a collection of poverty, sorrow, decay, disaster, shame, misery, mildew, pain, illness and death, and so on. ”

"No, I don't feel bad, I don't know how happy I am every night."

Ah Jiu shook his head helplessly, this old boy is also obsessed.

"Have you ever seen it as it is?" Ah Jiu asked again.

"I've seen it, but I won't dislike A-Ying, in fact, A-Ying's background is very miserable, I can't let you take it, and I can't let it be a lonely ghost."

Ah Jiu shook his head even more helplessly, he couldn't see that this old boy was still a lover, the original face of the ghost was what the ghost looked like when he died, also known as the ghost appearance, which was generally hideous and terrifying or made people want to vomit, this old man was not afraid, alas, he was really a lustful addict and could not be helped.

Thinking of this, Ah Jiu asked again, "Have you ever thought about letting it go to reincarnation?" ”

Wu Ming said: "Of course it's good to be reincarnated, I don't want A-Ying to continue like this, but A-Ying died a miserable death, I'm afraid it won't have a chance to be reincarnated." ”

Ah Jiu said: "As long as it is willing to let go of the hatred and obsession in its heart, I can send it to reincarnate, you can tell me its life experience first." ”

"In fact, A-Ying's full name is Yang Jinying, and she is a palace maid in the palace of the Ming Dynasty, because the tyrant Jiajing at that time liked to drink the menstrual blood of virgins, so he kept a group of palace maids in captivity and only allowed them to drink dew and eat mulberries.

"It turned out to be Ling Chi Ghost, no wonder it was so fierce." Qiusheng exclaimed.

Ah Jiu said: "It's difficult for Ling Chi Ghost to go over, but I have to give it a try, and I will definitely do my best." ”

Wu Ming said: "Then can you let me meet A-Ying first?" ”

"No, you can't see it yet." Ah Jiu refused.

"Why?" Wu Ming asked puzzled.

"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, swish, smack, swish, swish, Suddenly, there was a burst of firecrackers and fireworks.

"It's twelve o'clock at night." Ah Jiu explained: "You are also a cultivator, don't you know that setting off firecrackers is to drive away evil spirits, ghosts can't listen to the sound of firecrackers, even if you release it, it will be driven away when the firecrackers go off." ”

"Master, what should we do now?" Qiusheng asked.

"Find a place to hide, don't let people find out about us, and find out if this boat is going to Hong Kong if you have the chance."

"I didn't expect to go to Hong Kong to learn from the experience, Miss Guo, it's really hard for you along the way, or I'll give you a nine-percent discount."

"It's okay, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to go to Hong Kong, and I should add money to you."

"How much?" Ah Jiu asked.

"Is two percent enough?"

Smuggling is about to look like smuggling, Ah Jiu led everyone to find a hiding place, and Ah Jiu found several large tables, and the tablecloth covered the entire table.

"Let's just hide under the table." Ah Jiu asked for everyone's opinions.

"Well, then we'll hide under the table for now." After speaking, Wu Ming opened a table and found two girls in their twenties hidden under the table.

Looking at the two panicked girls, Wu Ming smiled and comforted: "Don't be afraid, we are all like-minded, and we are also smugglers." ”

Ah Jiuwang looked under the table and said, "Okay, you can stuff another one." After speaking, he stuffed Wu Ming under the table.

Ah Jiu lifted a few more tables and found that they were all full, but one of the fierce-looking guys was a table by himself.

"You're looking for death." Seeing Ah Jiu suddenly open the table, a middle-aged man inside opened his mouth and scolded.

Ah Jiu said without changing his face: "This brother, don't be so angry, I want the two of them to squeeze with you, I don't know you." ”

"You don't understand people, I'm telling you to get out."

Ah Jiu didn't wait for the middle-aged man to finish scolding, he directly stuffed Wencai Qiusheng into it, and asked Qiusheng to persuade the one inside.

Ah Jiu Tianya walked a little further, opened a table, and sat an eight or nine-year-old boy at the bottom, dressed in shabby clothes and with a small braid on his head, the little boy was woken up and asked with two big eyes, "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Ah Jiu, and that beautiful big sister is called Tianya, and we are all your tablemates." After Ah Jiu finished speaking, he pulled Tianya and hid under the table together.

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't agree to you being my tablemate."

"You little ghost, this is not your home, so let's give you some benefits." Ah Jiu handed the little boy a bill.

The little boy climbed out of the table and exclaimed, "It's only ten dollars." ”

Ah Jiu said: "Don't underestimate these ten yuan, in fact, ten yuan can sell a lot of things, at least it should be enough to buy a game console." ”

"Cut, ten yuan to buy a game console, you don't sell it to you as a father."

"No, I bought the game console at home for ten dollars."

"Little brother, what's your name?" Tianya asked with a smile.

"I don't have a name, just look at it."

"Didn't your parents name you?" Tianya asked.

The little boy snorted and did not answer.

Ah Jiu said: "If he has parents and he won't be here, I think this child looks like a monkey, why don't we call him Stone." ”