Feed! You promised to secretly bring the fried stinky tofu to the crazy woman's house at the night market, this time, use mung bean cake to bluff people?

Mama Zhao said: "Niangniang, the old slave did bring it to you, but it was no coincidence that when His Majesty came back from hunting, he asked what was the smell when he smelled the stench?" The old slave didn't dare to hide it, His Majesty was angry, so he threw away the stinky thing and replaced it with this, and asked the old slave to bring a word, you can stand this smell, his child can't stand it, if you eat these messy things again, he will come back tomorrow to beat your ......"

What the?

He didn't say it, you want to think for yourself......

Don't think about it! Totoyu covered his blushing face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the wind lanterns were swaying, and a few girls who picked flowers returned empty-handed, because it was raining, it was quite heavy, and they didn't bring umbrellas, so they didn't go out in the corridor.

"I have already picked a lot of snow and dried it in the shade in the drying room, let's do it tomorrow with the formula, and it is best to mix some excellent shark bead powder, which is nourishing and smooth." ”

Tortoiseshell said: "If the mother uses it all over, Your Majesty will be more and more unbelievable." ”

Don't talk nonsense......

But it was too late.

Mink beauty is dripping: This means that this palace is wiped in vain? Your Majesty won't like it?

Several people surrounded her and persuaded her, as if she was about to jump into the lake:

"No, as long as Concubine Li is born, she will be like a big bag."

"Your Majesty won't look at her, she will definitely like her instead!"

It's Mink's favorite thing to hear, and she laughs.

Unable to pick flowers, Mink Meiren proposed to hang the horse again.

was playing up, and the imperial eunuch came in: "Concubine Li, it's late, Your Majesty wants to know if you are asleep." ”

Totoyu said: "The palace is asleep ......"

She opened her eyes and said nonsense, and Mama Zhao said to the eunuch: "Go back and tell Your Majesty, Niangniang will go to sleep." And it's raining, it's late at night, tell Your Majesty to rest early, don't call people over and over again. ”

The eunuch thought to himself, I am tired of life, and dare to say such things to the emperor.

After he left, everyone didn't dare to play.

After a while, I took off my grandmother and went to the palace with an umbrella, and went to Shooting Moon Villa to rest with my husband Liu Yishou, leaving Mama Zhao to serve closely, and the four of them were on duty at night.

Because of the rain, I didn't go back to Liquan Palace, so I listened to the waves and rested here.

The name of the peony pavilion is justified, the white peony flowers blooming around the hundred acres, the fragrance is fragrant, it is the most beautiful place with the scenery, the foundation is very high, the nine-layer jade steps go up, the six-sided beauty is blocked by being made into a sliding screen door, the rainy night in midsummer, the rain is murmuring outside the curtain, the fragrant wind is wrapped in moisture and slowly hits, just like sleeping in the natural sky garden.

Waiting for Concubine Li to finish washing up and letting her lie on the four-pillar bed, Mama Zhao knew that she was afraid of heat, but she was only greedy for cold, so she put down the pink brocade tent on the four sides of the bed on three sides.

As long as you are there at night, you will read some anecdotes to Totoyu, and the evil news that comes from the people, the so-called evil news, is naturally relative to the official newspaper, in fact, it is not evil, but the speech is a little extreme, so it is strictly forbidden by the official.

There is no such thing in the Reed Plains Palace, but in this palace, I secretly brought it in to see that there were a lot of people who relieved the boredom, and Zun Shun took the sheep by the hand, got a few, and read it to her in bed at night.

His voice was so magnetic, he put his arms around her, and when he read something interesting, they both laughed.

Once when he read "The Sleeping Story of the Demon Concubine", he laughed, it said that you were born with a fox tattoo on your chest, which is a warning from God to keep the emperor away from the demon......

She usually reads: The emperor is blind in one eye after all, and he actually turns a blind eye.

Hahaha!

In order to prove that he was not blind, Zun took a pen and dipped cinnabar to draw a fox on her chest......

Where is the painting fox? I just teased the trembling red cherry with the tip of the pen, and finally simply threw the pen and put it in my mouth......

Oh! She thought of his lips, his hands, his ......

What do you think? Takeoff Yu lay on the mandarin duck pillow and sniffed his breath...... How could it be, they don't sleep here often......

She laughed at herself that she was crazy, she hadn't seen her for a day, and he was also crazy, she hadn't seen her for a day, and the eunuch who sent her to the palace passed countless words.

When she was making a fold, she personally mentioned a fan and ordered someone to send it to her.

She took out the fan from under the pillow and looked at it, and it read: I don't see you for a day, like every three autumns

Do you want to exaggerate that?

Cover your face with a fan, ah! There was indeed a smell of ambergris on the fan, and his breath was ......

When Mama Zhao saw her sweet little appearance, she smiled and said: "Niangniang, usually Your Majesty reads the newspaper to you, but the old slave can't do it, and he can't read a single big character." ”

Tuo Yu put away the fan, smiled and quipped: "Yes, in Suoyang, Gao Changshi read it to you, and now I don't read it, men are really fickle." ”

Hum! Mama Zhao's nose resonated, and she looked disdainfully: "What kind of man is Gao Changshi?" A eunuch. ”

"Mama Zhao, you tell me honestly, has it been a dead wood in spring recently?"

Not......

"I don't admit it, you went down the mountain to see your sick old mother, but your package is full of fragrant rouge gouache, delicate jewelry, beautiful clothes, and when you arrive in Daxing Mansion, you wear it like a twenty-eight girl, how unconfident are you in front of that kid?"

Mama Zhao smiled: "I can't hide anything from my mother's eyes, recently the little brother of the Suoyang branch came to Daxing Mansion, he knew that my mother was sick, so he went to visit, and we ......"

Totoyu glanced at her: "Be careful, that beautiful boy is twenty years younger than you!" ”

"Nasty! As soon as this was mentioned, the old slave was very upset, and the two of us walked down the street, and passers-by said that I was his mother. And the Manichaean people, the grenade of jokes will be drilled into the cracks of the ground. ”

Totoyu stopped talking, and she was pitiful to think about.

Maybe it was when it came to taboos, and they were silent for a while.

After a while, he took off the fishing road: Sleep, right?

"Why don't you read the newspaper to the old slave? ...... when I bought stinky tofu at the night market"

Totoyu laughed, this evil retribution is so expensive, only rich people can afford it, and those who sell stinky tofu will pay to death!

Mama Zhao was repeatedly exposed by her, and her old face couldn't hang up, so she began to expose the other party's old bottom: "Niangniang, when you ran from Daxing Mansion to Suoyang Palace, good guy, the first time you met Your Majesty, you got into his bed and fell asleep, you are so thick-skinned!" ”

Sure enough, Totoyu blushed and took the evil, "Okay! Wait, wait for the palace to find out the romantic history of the little prince of Mani from above, read it to you, and make you cry all night! ”

These words went to Mama Zhao's heart, because she was illiterate, but the newspaper seller shouted loudly at the time: Look at it, look at it, the love affair of the long-term man of the Mani religion has started...... (To be continued)