Chapter 4 Male Protagonist's Diary: Gold Foil Rune (2)
Erfat's series of bad ideas came out in one word, and I heard that the horses were hard to chase! This damn fat man. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info pretended to want me to have a one-night stand with the princess, secretly filmed a conditional exchange, asked him to restore his male body, and asked me to wade into this troubled water, this evil bad idea! I am also a famous royal family in outer space, how can I do such a dirty and shy man and woman who can't speak!
Besides, Princess Qiyun, in the previous attack by the monster guarding the Strange Divine Fruit, obviously rescued me, and gently smeared my wounds with a layer of gold. Later, I heard Qiliang tell me that this thing is the legendary gold leaf rune. It has the effect of dispelling evil spirits! It can also effectively control demon attacks, in other words, it gives me a layer of protection. Since that time, I have clearly felt that my skills have doubled. In this way, this woman is still a merit to me! Erfat and her can be regarded as friends. It's okay to question her openly, but I can't trap the clouds behind my back.
Just as I was about to refuse such an obscene strategy as Erfat, I suddenly found a palace eunuch not far away, who seemed to be carrying a royal decree. Walk with a limp and be funny. In this two-dimensional space-time of the earth, everything is so interesting! The electronic decree unfolded like a dove and shone brightly, and Er Fat and I hurriedly avoided the peeping of the bushes.
It turned out to be a handsome man from our burial chamber, and it was his turn to perform for the princesses tonight. "Royal rain and dew, the princess beckons you, the emperor's grace is mighty! Hurry up and receive the decree of thanksgiving! The eunuch shouted proudly.
In fact, to put it bluntly, it is the handsome guys who take turns to be the male pets of the princesses. Replace one daily. The good men in the palace have basically been played enough by them. Big Fat was not selected because he was fat. Because of his lust, the second fat has been in contact with women many times, and he is not qualified. I?
Me. Fortunately, I'm just a kid who just entered the burial chamber. has been demoted, my identity is not enough to be the male pet of princesses. So I was lucky to get out of danger.
I saw the handsome guy get up from the ground and watch the eunuch leave with the so-called holy decree. Sighing in the moonlight.
Suddenly, he found the second fat who secretly laughed at him and caused the bushes to shake slightly. He drew the dagger in his hand and followed vigilantly.
We hurriedly jumped out. He seemed to understand what we were eavesdropping, and his face turned red. So he was embarrassed to talk to Er Fat and asked how he could serve his master and protect himself from being violated.
I thought everything was going to be fine, but each of them stretched out a hand and took me alive! "Fengxiang, do you want to slip away?"
The handsome guy smiled mysteriously and said that Erfat was right! You can find a stand-in! I know that you are from outer space, and when you go back in the future, you will return to your form and body after passing through the universe. So, you can be me. Help me solve this problem!
What do you mean! What is the plan for two fat?
Before I could say a word, a brick fell down. I dodged a few rounds, and there was a thorn in the back, and I was circled.
Thrown into a sack, which was what was placed in the princess's boat. I couldn't open my eyes. Anesthesia needle...... What are you going to do with this fat man! Could it be that he feels that I won't help him to have an affair with Qiyun, so he wants to take revenge on me by taking over this handsome guy? It's impossible, as far as I know, I've known Erfat for more than a year, and he's not the kind of villain who retaliates. Besides, I'm really nice to him!
Thinking so crankily, I couldn't support my good figure, and immediately passed out in the sack, and I don't know when I woke up. Changed places!
Sitting next to him, I don't know whether it is praying for clouds or praying for light.
In short, I am now sleeping on the jade bed of one of these two princesses. The slightly open window floated in the moonlight. The shadow of the willow leaves outside the window, under the strong moonlight, it is extraordinarily enchanting!
I hurriedly peeked inside the bed, and it was okay! I haven't become a eunuch yet! To be honest, if I pray for Liang, I really won't be afraid, although she is squeamish and willful, but she won't really hurt me! It's just that the unpredictable and elusive Princess Qiyun can kill me in seconds!
self-esteem.
At this moment, she was wearing white silk pajamas, holding a luminous cup, and gently sipping it in front of the window. Seems to be tasting something. I lick my lips and I've been for hours without eating or drinking!
The contents of this cup are just enough to meet my life needs! It's just that she won't give it to me.
I have to go, I don't even have a reasonable excuse to stay here! Which onion and garlic am I? Why should I stay here? Again, why did you sleep in her bed? Then you can't be beheaded by the king and parade through the streets!
Oh my God, what is my IQ at the moment? I can't figure out the situation in minutes!
Where am I!
The maid at the door...... Maybe you can tell me a thing or two! Here it is her, she. Her.
Qiyun's practice room.
Then I understood that she had saved me while sleepwalking and had put me on her jade bed. We have been lying down for two hours in a row. In other words, none of us knows what to whom!
So I understood that my IQ was obviously played hard by her sleepwalking! At this moment, she was in a trance sleepwalking scene again, smearing me with a layer of gold oil, oh no! It's a gold leaf rune again. Only this time, it's obvious that it's too much!