The words of the old god stick made me sweat directly in the summer. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This underwhelmed old guy even found a plan from out of nowhere, which listed in detail all kinds of gossip and quakes, all kinds of times and ugly things, and all kinds of words (traditional Chinese) that I couldn't understand, and the final summary read: This is the most suitable place for cultivation within a radius of a hundred miles, and it is recommended to take it at all costs!

I fell to the ground crying and hugged his leg and shouted, "You can't do this! That's the City Museum! Museum! It's not a place where you can stay if you want! Closed on Mondays! ”

"What is a museum?" The old god asked, "What day is it today?" ”

I explained it simply: "It's a place to collect some old things for people to see." Saturday. ”

"Then how many of us, who shouldn't go into the museum?" The old god asked again.

I stopped talking, Daji and Nezha are both characters of the Shang Dynasty, and although the old god stick doesn't know his true identity, he is expected to be not much different.

Binhai City is not a particularly big city, and basically everything from the Qing Dynasty can be listed. With the age of several of them, they are naturally qualified to enter the museum.

It's just that......

I continued to jump to my feet and shout, "You are all alive! You can't live in! ”

Those who live can only go into the research room and be studied - I don't dare to shout this sentence.

The old god pinched his chin and thought for a moment: "That's okay, I'll change them all, and then you pretend to find us, and then send us in?" ”

I went crazy: "Museums don't take!" ”

The old god stick thought about it again, reached out and grabbed a jade ring on the dumb Daji next to him, and muttered, "This should be fine, right?" ”

"Nu, Wa, Niang, Niang, Given. No, I can ......," Daji said with difficulty, word by word.

The old god's eyebrows raised, "Would you say something else?" ”

Daji nodded effortlessly, and her eyes turned to me, and I saw that her eyes were not human-like, round and black, with infinite charm and ...... There was a shuddering shock that made my soul tremble, and when I was about to kneel, she nodded at me, and her eyes turned to Nezha.

Nezha was bowing his head and drinking milk.

I once told him that adequate nutrition is a must if you want to develop your body. So Nezha eats this and that every day when he is idle and has nothing to do.

He drank "Mouzhi" today, which is a small local brand, and it is said that some children have precocious puberty after drinking it......

Seeing Daji like this, Nezha raised his head consciously, and just glanced at it, and his eyes immediately lit up like Daji!

So I knew that Nezha must have remembered the various discords between Daji and him during the "War of the Gods", and Daji even died because of Nezha back then, and all kinds of grievances in it could not be explained even if they were entangled for three days and three nights.

Just when I thought that Nezha and Daji disagreed and were about to fight in the dark and destroy Binhai City by the way, Nezha raised the "certain wisdom" in his hand and said: "Do you eat milk?" ”

Daji shook her head: "No, I don't like to eat...... Drink milk. "Eyes moved back to me again.

I just felt the cold hairs on my back stand on end—like being targeted by a giant beast in the wilderness. When fear was about to overwhelm my soul, Daji suddenly smiled softly.

It seems that thousands of trees and chrysanthemums are blooming, and I suddenly feel like a spring breeze.

Daji covered her mouth and chuckled, and glanced at the old god stick by the way: "Although I only remember a small part, I already remember who I am." I said, you just found such a mortal to help us survive this catastrophe? ”

The old god laughed: "Don't underestimate this kid, his true strength hasn't been shown yet!" ”

That's right, Lao Tzu's true strength hasn't been shown yet! I stared at Daji's chest and thought viciously.

Daji's beautiful eyes glanced at me, as if she knew what I was thinking, and puffed her chest hard.

My nosebleed slowly drifted down...... Defeated!

That night, despite my objections, the few of them joined forces with Xiao Hei to discuss a plan on how to successfully infiltrate the city museum.

"Old man, why don't you just change everyone. Those who stand in our way,! After knowing what abilities the old god stick possessed, Xiao Hei proposed.

I glared at him fiercely.

Imagine a place full of police suddenly became full of......

"Sister Daji, why don't you just use the 'Seduction Technique', just like Naruto." Xiao Hei came up with a second bad idea.

"Who is Naruto?" Daji asked with a smile.

"Ah, this ......" Xiao Hei looked down for his phone, and then found the part of "Seduction" for Daji to see.

And guess what, Daji actually laughed as she watched, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, and her chest was ...... My nosebleed came out again.

Finally, she said, "Good idea! ”

And guess what? She actually set her eyes on me, and then asked others: "You say, if I play with him for a while, can you successfully blend in?" ”

I rubbed my hands excitedly.

Xiao Hei asked dissatisfiedly: "Sister Daji, why is Brother Nan Qing not me, I am no worse than him." ”

Daji's eyes wandered around him like silk, her eyes were like waves, and the dreamlike feeling made everyone stunned for a moment: "You are still young." ”

Hahaha, I happily repeated "You're still young" several times, but Xiao Hei ignored me angrily.

After all the details were finalized, early on Sunday morning, a few of us headed for the Marina City Museum.

On Sunday morning, because it was still early and there were not many people in the museum, a few of us walked into the museum smoothly.

"I want to see dinosaurs." Xiao Hei pulled Daji and jumped over there. As a result, I soon saw a strange scene contrast: Xiao Hei was excited and screaming, and Daji was cold and introverted.

I whispered to the old god, "How long have you lived?" ”

The old god pinched his hands and calculated: "Anyway, I haven't seen a dinosaur." ”

I pointed over there and asked, "Then why isn't she excited at all?" ”

Nezha took the lead this time: "The masters are like that." ”

I looked at him, "What about you?" How do you act like a child? ”

Nezha's eyes widened: "I'm just a child." Uncle, I want to eat that. He pointed to a marshmallow.

I said, "It's not popular for children to eat that now, so my uncle will take you to eat fried milk fruit." ”

When Nezha and I returned to the museum with a cup of fried milk fruit, our eyes were about to fall.

I don't know when a small platform was erected in the museum, and the old god stick opened his hands to block the crowd, while smiling and answering all kinds of questions from a large group of people.

As for Daji, she still stood on the stage coldly and reservedly, with disdain on her face.