Chapter 117: A scream
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General Bao went to the team to give a speech to encourage the morale of the army. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 When it came to his most troublesome vanguard, General Bao brandished his sword and said, "We must regard death as home!" Only forward, not backward! Those who don't move forward are chopped! The Retreater, Slash! ”
Hearing General Bao's speech, the vanguard discussed countermeasures below: "If you don't advance, you will die, and if you retreat, you will die!" Let's go left and right, and we'll be fine! ”
After reaching a consensus, all the personnel of the forward team left the center line from the position where General Bao was standing, and left and right.
"Hey!! Yes...... Feed!! Yes!! Yes!! General Bao was depressed.
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In the evening, the Hun spies came again.
"On the orders of the king, visit the Han camp again!" Relying on their skills, the spy sneaked over the city wall and infiltrated the barracks, gathering information everywhere.
Suddenly, the spy saw a banner posted on the wall in front of him, and several Han soldiers were holding the list and reconciling it. The banner reads: "Biochemical arsenal"!
"Oh my God! The Han army is ready to use biological and chemical weapons! The spy was taken aback, "Quickly report to the king and tell him to withdraw his troops quickly!" "I did it when I thought of it, but the spy didn't dare to stay longer, so he jumped off the city and ran away.
"Hurry up! All that can be used is on the battlefield! General Bao shouted in the distance. The elder brother and the others hurriedly ran over with brooms, hoes, and toilet stoppers.
After the senior brother and the others left, the blocked words on the banner were finally revealed. If that spy is still there, seeing it will definitely make it a blood vomit! Because the banner reads: "Living Arsenal"!
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The Xiongnu army launched a general attack on the Han army. Shan Yu led his invincible army to attack the foot of the Great Wall, and he was about to break through the city gate in front of him! The Han army is in danger!
"The soldiers are coming to attack the city! Hurry up and ignite the fire! "On the city wall, the senior brother hurriedly set up the cannon and asked the junior brother to light the fire.
"The fire is out!" The little junior brother said in a panic while holding the extinguished torch.
"How do you light a fire without it?" Senior brother is in a hurry, the soldiers are under the city, and if they don't fire the artillery, they will really lose!
"Let me come!" At the critical moment, Mulan stood up, raised a wooden stick and slammed it on the elder brother's bald head. In an instant, sparks burst into flames and successfully ignited the lead of the artillery.
"Comic Spark!" Mulan proudly named her masterpiece.
"Boom!" The artillery successfully blew into the Xiongnu army, blowing up the army on its back.
The Xiongnu army became more and more courageous, and they raised their shields to resist. "Block the artillery with a shield!" Shan Yu roared angrily as he commanded the army to continue the siege.
"Hurry up and fire the artillery! …… Suffered, there is no more gunpowder! The little junior brother said, holding the empty gunpowder jar.
"Pepper instead!" The elder brother came up with a good idea, and immediately put it into action, pouring a large amount of pepper into the artillery.
"Bang!" This pepper cannon exploded in mid-air, and a large amount of pepper sprayed out, enveloping the entire Hun army!
"Hello!" "Hello!" The entire Xiongnu army seemed to have exploded, and both soldiers and horses were choked and coughed by these pervasive peppers. Unable to pose a threat to the Han army anymore, and even some of them were difficult to protect, Shan Yu had to order the troops to retreat.
Watching the Xiongnu army retreat like a lost dog while sneezing, all the Han troops on the city tower cheered.
"Surprisingly Winning!" The little junior brother threw his hat out excitedly.
"We've won!" The senior brother hugged Mulan.
"It's a bit opportunistic to win!" Master Qian pointed to the retreating army and said. General Bao was a little embarrassed, because he felt that he was a little invincible.
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Shan Yu reorganized the army and wanted to continue the siege.
"The war horses were scared away by the artillery fire of the Han army!" The advisor said.
"You can't attack without a horse!" Shan Yu said, "Huh? Why stand still? Shan Yu carefully looked at the legs of his soldiers, and then said very depressedly: "I have been riding a horse for too long, and my legs have deteriorated!" ”
"Without war horses, the warriors will have no fighting spirit!" The strategist said worriedly.
"It's not easy to get a horse!" Shan Yu didn't take this seriously, but said very cheerfully, "Bring a pen!" ”
"The king wants to write a letter to borrow horses from his neighbors?" The strategist looked at Shan Yu in surprise and said, immediately found a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and stood beside Shan Yu in person, "The king is not chaotic in the face of danger, he talks and laughs and uses soldiers, he is the holy monarch of my clan!" ”
Shan Yu laughed, picked up a brush dipped in ink, and wrote on the back of the soldier: "Horse! ”
"Next!" Shan Yu shouted.
Strategist: "......"
After the "horses" were ready, Shan Yu pointed to the direction of the Han army camp and said, "Attack the Han camp at night tonight!" ”
"But tonight is predicted to be a heavy snowstorm......," the strategist said quickly.
"That's just to cover the advance of our army!" Shan Yu said very optimistically.
There was a snowstorm at night......
"King, this cover is too 'successful'!" The strategist, who was buried by the snow and had only half of his head outside, stared at Shan Yu's half of his head and said.
Shan Yu led a large army to advance under the heavy artillery fire of the Han army. While dodging the artillery fire, Shan Yu encouraged the soldiers: "Warriors, don't be afraid of artillery fire!" Rush forward! Rush forward! ”
Shan Yu was knocked to the ground by artillery fire, and when he saw his soldiers rushing towards the city wall, he couldn't help but say with relief: "That's right! Rush forward! That's what makes a good warrior! Rush! ”
"They rushed over and surrendered!" The strategist said as he stood beside Shan Yu with his arms crossed.
Shan Yu got up and looked, and sure enough, his soldiers discarded the armor, swords, and guns on their bodies, and surrendered with their hands held high, so anxious that he shouted: "Come back quickly!" Don't rush anymore! ”
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Shan Yu was defeated, returned to the camp where there were few people left, and was so angry that he swung his knife and slashed indiscriminately. Suddenly, Shan Yu made an important decision: "I want to sneak into the capital to assassinate the Emperor of the Central Plains!" ”
Just do what he said, Shan Yu put on a wig, put on Hanfu, and prepared to enter the city in disguise.
"Well, the king's flowing wig smells very familiar...... Shan Yu walked past the strategist, and a familiar smell came to his face, and the strategist hurriedly remembered where he had smelled this smell.
"Stinky Shan Yu! ...... without conscience Shave me and tell me how to meet people in the future? A mournful cry came from behind him. When the strategist looked back, he saw that Shan Yu's mount was preparing to hang himself, and the flowing mane on the horse's neck had been shaved clean.
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General Bao defeated the Xiongnu, and his prestige immediately turned red. (To be continued.) )