Just blew up an ancient tomb, and blew out a concubine and two rabbits. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Oh, they're alive.

After thousands of years of vicissitudes, it is actually alive, what else can I say.

The reason for the bombing of the ancient tomb is very simple, our king asked us to come to archaeology, to be exact, to ask for the pair of studs that the two crystal clear and shining earrings on the concubine's ears were worn. He wants to gather a set of earrings of ancient concubines and make a professional and grand album of the times.

In those days, there were earrings! What century are the studs from, right? Can there be?

But I was wrong! But there is! I have already gone to seven or eight ancient cemeteries with two spies, and they have found earrings, and she also has this big beauty standing in front of me at this moment! The crystal clear earrings shine against the backdrop of her white and tender skin! So I looked at the fat man who was traveling with me to visit the tomb, and this died. When I saw the beautiful concubine, the water flowed faster than mineral water!

But in the battle not long ago, the two of them had lost most of their weapons. Part of the bombardment with real guns has been used, and some of it has been confiscated by those demons hooking up!

"Are you going or not? Don't go, I'll go! "I roared.

Da Fat wiped a handful of saliva and said, "How can we gentlemen rob women?" The second fat nodded in agreement. The two of them had a series of expressions, and it was clear that they wanted me to go. This demon is the most peach blossom demon.

The concubine's appearance is average. Then I saw that the two fat men refused and changed to me, and immediately changed to a smile like a wry smile. With a snap of my index finger, I flew over with ease. Mother, is she human? Or is it a female monster sitting on the vicissitudes of thousands of years?

"Boy, what are you going to do?" Her voice was delicate.

I should have asked her this. I enjoy this good man who coexists with beauty and wisdom, and today I want to give this witch a fight for the king of my family. I was immediately dragged into my arms by her demonic predators. I struggled but couldn't get rid of the hem of her big skirt. How many years is this cloth, how can it be so strong!

This is the year 2288 AD.

The two fat men were still stunned with grenades. Could it be that I, a good boy in the wind in the jade tree, should bow down under her pomegranate skirt for an unknown number of years?

"Why don't you hurry up and get the tranquilizer gun!" It took me a long time to get out. It's full of cobwebs.

Da Fat hurriedly rummaged through his pants like a cabinet overturn, and finally took out a small anesthetic needle from his shoe. Call us. I squatted down and hit the concubine in the face.

She touched my shy face in a panic, trying to hide her grimace.

While she was concerned about her broken appearance, I reached out and hurriedly removed her studs. Get.

"Fengxiang, you're amazing!"

The second fat man stretched out his thumb, but a rabbit that had just been blown up suddenly appeared from the right, jumped in the air, and immediately opened the rabbit's mouth to bite off his praise. The finger was immediately severed, and the blood flowed profusely. Da Fat hurriedly ripped off the second fat trouser leg and bandaged him.

The second fat man cried out in pain: "Why is the rabbit still biting?" The big fat man immediately took out his dagger and stabbed at the biting rabbit, leaving a cloud of flying ash everywhere he went!

The demon concubine looked at us triumphantly, as if she had a chance to win! She recited her ghost spell.

I took out the powder that I had hidden in my waist and recited the mantra that the king had commanded me beforehand. Closing the net.

I jumped out of the air, freed from the spell, and jumped off the layer stone, loading her old stud earrings into the ice crystal balls that I had prepared in advance. took out other grenades in his trouser pocket, and mercilessly threw them into the arms of the demon concubine who had just shaken off the anesthetic needle and was drowsy and reciting a spell.

The second fat looked at the tomb of the demon concubine shrouded in blue-black mist. Look at the broken finger he accidentally lost. The expression was unrelenting.

"What else do you want?" I looked back at him. "What's the matter? Can't bear her? The tomb of the demon concubine has been blown up, and she can't see the light, so let her stay in the fog and repent! In a few hours, she'll be gone like that rabbit! ”

"Fengxiang, it's too cruel. We took her treasures. Do you want to kill her? ”

"Second fat, you stupid! Her rabbit can bite off your fingers, let alone you, if you have such a daughter-in-law, you can't tear you to pieces! I think Fengxiang did the right thing! The big fat said angrily: "Come on!" Let's go home first and find Princess Qiyun to heal your broken hand! ”

We all came from our respective planets and fell into this strange place, but this is not really the surface of the earth. It is the earth age of a certain time and space in the second dimension.

We crossed the mountains and finally got home. Along the way, I finally collected eight pairs of earrings. They are all things of the divine realm. It was later taken away by the goblins.

We are now considered warriors of the Protoss realm. We owe allegiance to our king. Although his appearance is not enough to be regarded as a waiter. I am often nervous and mysterious, but fortunately, we are loyal and righteous, and none of us collaborate with the enemy and commit treason.

Walking on the road in the palace, few people greeted us, because they didn't dare to approach us when they saw us holding treasures or monsters.

"Fengxiang, are you back? Awesome, had a nice trip? Did you bring me any gifts? "This voice is comparable to that of the demon concubine! That's Princess Qiyun's sister-in-law, and it's also a girl exactly like her, Qiliang.

One of them was in charge of the day and the other of the night, and they were the ones who added oil to the king's palace. In this way, when the people pray to this place, they can see and have hope.

The people of this temple are called the great gods. It's just that we insiders know that these great gods also have to pray every day. Because they don't know where the true God is. just armed himself into a god, in order to appease the people to live and work in peace and contentment, and the country and the people are safe.

Qi Liang's soft arms have climbed up to my shoulders at this moment. She ostensibly called me my brother, but in fact seduced me many times. Fortunately, I have straight roots, not a silver. Otherwise, if you change to a big fat and a fat two fat, I don't know how many times I will sneak out for a tryst.

At this moment, I must ignore Qi Liang's temptation to gain the king's trust and ask him to help me return to my own planet. My dilapidated spaceship has been here for two years.

In the past two years, he became a farmer who relied on labor to feed on labor, to a slave of the king, because he helped the king of hunting to get rid of the attack of lions, became a guard, and then turned into a knight and a warrior. He gave me an attic in the castle, and I finally got my own room.

Little did I know, however, that the noblewomen of the neighborhood often bathed here. If you don't pay attention, you can see the bend of the hot spring water below, surrounded by bushes.

One of the king's traitors, who had been instigated by somebody, accused me of peeking at the princess bathing, and I was sent from the samurai to the burial chamber. It's a place to study demons. Facing the bushes, my dwelling was nailed to an impermeable iron plate. When summer comes, I wander around my room like a baked sweet potato.