Chapter 12 Small advertisements on telephone poles, do not look at advertisements to see the curative effect
The last book said that the boss took out a butterfly knife to stab Wang Dongxing, but it had little effect. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
What's going on? The gun boss's knife didn't even stab into it, and the feeling was like stabbing a high-density car tire with a blunt knife, no matter how much effort you put into it!
The gunhead boss gasped, hey, hell! Can't even get a knife in? Could it be really the hard kung fu of the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt?
"Brother, I have offended a lot, I hope you will forgive me. Today we have no eyes and have offended the great god - no one will know anyone when we meet in the rivers and lakes in the future! No need to send it! Brothers, withdraw! The cannon boss gritted his teeth and said reluctantly.
His hands looked at each other, no one expected that the little fat sheep would turn into a gummy candy, and he would lie motionless on the ground if you let the wind blow from east to west, north and south! This is a copper pea that is not steamed, boiled, beaten or fried! This is the old driver!
"Brother, you're not fishing for law enforcement, are you?" The gun-headed boss asked in a cold sweat.
"Hehe, if I have a civil servant establishment, I still use my hard work to sell strong pills to fool the rich second generation? Don't talk cruelly, you can't go, this place is surrounded by police..."Wang Dongxing saw a few police cars parked not far away, facing the old avenue of Paotou.
"Why are you out of the police so fast today?" The cannon boss said in a panic.
Wang Dongxing said hesitantly: "Do you think the police can ignore it when they hear that I have 150,000 yuan in cash?" Can anyone who can carry 150,000 cash with him on this ground be an ordinary person? Especially if I am robbed, I can call the police without hurrying, in their eyes, I am a big man! Brothers, admit it, summon it again, and after you come out, you will be a good man! ”
The boss also noticed the police cars whizzing in the distance, and they were robbers with an innate fear of the police, not only because the police were equipped with guns, but also because evil was invincible to good, and there was righteousness in heaven and earth.
The boss of the cannon head led the traffic light and squatted down with his head in his hands, unable to fight! They spent a lot of physical energy on beating Wang Dongxing, and these guys didn't even have the strength to sprint 100 meters!
The police picked up Wang Dongxing, who was lying on the ground covered in dust and rolling on the ground, looking particularly miserable and miserable, and asked, "Sir, is it the case you reported?" ”
Wang Dongxing's tears are falling, relatives! Do you want to make a pennant and send it to the Public Security Bureau?
"It's me, it's me, these people are going to commit an illegal robbery against me, and the equipment over there is their murder weapon, with the fibers of my clothes and their fingerprints on it, and this is the 150,000 yuan in cash that I have on me - they are here for this." Wang Dongxing sold these guys without hesitation! If you're not a friend, why protect them?
The policeman in the back quickly handcuffed the five people and stuffed them into the car. Wang Dongxing shook hands with the police one by one with a smile, and secretly took out a bundle of money and handed it to the leader: "Thank you, brothers, this time I will plant it without you." This little bit of heartfelt brothers take to drink tea, it's very tiring to go out to the police in the summer, so it's good to buy some popsicles! The police and the people will jointly build a socialist harmonious society! ”
The policeman quietly pushed the red ticket back and said with a smile: "Don't torture us!" You are the person designated by Young Master Li to protect, and it is our mistake that you have suffered such a big crime! It's good that you don't blame us! ”
Don't forget it, Wang Dongxing stupidly stuffed the red ticket back into his pocket. It seems that these policemen were able to arrive at the scene so quickly and have something to do with the person named Li Xiangyun, so it seems that they still owe him a favor. Forget it, let's pay it back when we have a chance! Wang Dongxing drove a small electric car and followed the police car to the county public security bureau. In order for the case to be concluded, it is necessary to make a record, and Wang Dongxing, as the only victim, of course, cannot leave.
After making the record, Wang Dongxing rushed back to his home, locked the door and ran to the balcony and shouted at the distant mountain: "Ah! Yikes! Ha! Lao Tzu is rich! Don't be afraid of starving to death again! ”
No wonder Wang Dongxing is so happy, a perennial struggle on the food and clothing line with 150,000 yuan on the table will definitely be excited.
After having the money, Wang Dongxing began to cultivate hard, he didn't panic when he had food in his hands, and unconsciously, Wang Dongxing had been closed for three days.
Just when Wang Dongxing closed his eyes and realized the heart of heaven, Wang Gangdan received an inexplicable signal and stretched out his little arms and legs, and then it swayed and scooped a scoop of water and poured it on Wang Dongxing's head.
"Yikes! So unethical? Splash water! Wang Gangdan? It's you? If you don't honestly surf the Internet, why do you splash me with water? Today there is no one reasonable explanation for me formatting you! Wang Dongxing gritted his teeth.
Wang Gangdan jumped up with a spirit: "The master is angry, the master is angry!" The first mission of the fairy world has been issued, and it is up to you to carry it out yourself. Time is tight, the task is heavy, if you retreat for another ten days and half a month, the entire fairy world will be over! For the sake of the world, I still decided to splash you with water! ”
Looking at Wang Gangdan's righteous and awe-inspiring, loyal and unyielding appearance, Wang Dongxing was funny, he got along with this little machine spirit for a few days, although Wang Gangdan was cheap, but he was very energetic.
"Forget it, I'll forgive you this time... By the way, how do I go about the mission? I'm not even a scum who hasn't even succeeded in building a foundation, can I shout that I can go to the mythical world if I want to cross over? It's not scientific! Wang Dongxing asked as he put Wang Gang's egg on the coffee table.
Wang Gangdan stretched out his arm and said, "Well... You can go to the Immortal Realm Human Realm Office to handle the crossing. There's the Immortal Realm Through-Train, and under the modification of the White Star, that passage can directly send you into the mythical world - of course, it can only send you in, because there are mending stones inside your body. Forget it, if I don't explain it to you, you will know that you can go to the Immortal Realm Human Realm Office. ”
Wang Dongxing nodded: "Okay!" It's finally time to go on a mission, and my broadsword has long been hungry and thirsty! ”
"I suggest you bring a little more Bigu Dan, because your cultivation can't even beat a rabbit in the Mythical Continent... For your life and health..."Wang Gangdan prompted.
Wang Dongxing agreed, and then he asked, "Let's go!" If I stay at home, I'll be growing mushrooms! My goal is to save the fairy world, how can I do nothing at home? ”
Wang Gangdan rolled his eyes very humanely, connected to the fairy world Internet and said: "The fairy world office dedicated to serving you has been established, and it is on the third telephone pole on the road in front of your house - the entrance order is: My illness is saved!" ”
Wang Dongxing felt that there was a kind of malice coming to his face, telephone poles? Sickness? Aren't the small advertisements on the telephone poles all for the treatment of infertility, psoriasis, Yang Wei's premature ejaculation, hemorrhoids, and non-toxic flower willows? If you shout this, your reputation will be ruined! In the future, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law will have to turn around when they look at themselves!
"Who designed this password?" Wang Dongxing asked depressedly.
Wang Gangdan pitifully stretched out his little mechanical hand and patted Wang Dongxing's shoulder: "Master, mourning... This is calculated by the fairy realm intelligent host itself, and that iron pimple thinks that shouting like this will not affect the normal life of mortals......"
"Can I smash the immortal host after I become an immortal?" Wang Dongxing took a puff of cigarette, and his eyes flashed with a dangerous light, which was the standard configuration of a villain.
"Please master be sure to retract the idea just now, the immortal world host is an intelligent system formed after the manifestation of the heavenly dao, and the immortals in the heavenly court are coordinated with each other and oppose each other, anyway, you can't smash the host if you become an immortal..."
Wang Dongxing grabbed the key to the electric car sullenly and walked out, Wang Gangdan hurriedly threw off his calves and chased after him: "Master, what are you going to do?" ”
"Scouting! No one, I'll go again! I'll come back if there's someone! Wang Dongxing said wittily.
Wang Gangdan hurriedly followed: "No one, no one!" I just swept it with a satellite! Hurry up! The fairy world is already in danger! ”
Wang Dongxing threw down the electric car, hugged the telephone pole with a whoosh, and muttered in a low voice: "My illness is saved!" ”
Swish... Wang Dongxing turned into a streamer and disappeared before the telephone pole, and Wang Gangdan also turned into a wind and drilled into a small advertisement - this little prohibition is not too easy to break for a superb immortal weapon like it!
Wang Dongxing opened his eyes and found himself in a different world. Surrounded by mountains and shaded by green willows, it looks like a fairy family, much more reliable than the fairy world!
The fairy birds in the mountains flew in groups, the spirit beasts were all over the place, the dragon traveled for nine days, the tiger roared in the mountains and forests, and suddenly, a beautiful figure flew out from the mountains, and stood in front of Wang Dongxing with nine-colored clouds.
The female fairy said coldly: "Hello, I am the resident immortal of this reception, you can call me the cold jade fairy." ”
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