Chapter Twenty-Nine: Panties Are Not Diapers

Wang Gang distracted Fang Min while walking to Fang Min's side, Fang Min didn't want to die in his heart, but he blamed himself too much, hearing Wang Gang's assurance, his heart finally loosened, and he staggered and prepared to stand up, how could Wang Gang let Fang Min stand up, if he fell, the gods would not be able to save him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Gang hurriedly said, "Fang Min, you sit down first, and I'll go over to help you." ”

Fang Min sat down obediently, and Wang Gang was finally relieved. Holding on to the stand of the billboard, he walked to Fang Min step by step.

The northern bird had sharp eyes, and he saw Wang Gang for the first time, "Let's see, is it the god of war who saves people?" ”

"It's really him, hey, the god of war is the savior. Wherever there is a disaster, there is him. ”

"It's a cat, maybe he has an affair with this doctor."

"Upstairs, the girlfriend of the god of war was injured and was hospitalized, what are you guessing blindly, watch the play, don't chew your tongue."

Wang Gang walked two steps and finally walked to Fang Min's side, hugged Fang Min and said: "You said that you mother-in-law, you are really stupid and stupid, isn't it just that the child is lost, buddy will make a move, and I will get it back for you in minutes, and you will too, I just ate a meal, look at you one by one." Let's go, let's go down first. ”

Fang Min held Wang Gang's hand and asked nervously, "Wang Gang, can you really help me get Lingling back?" ”

"I'm sure I'll help you get it back, I'm the god of war, and my words will definitely work. Let's go down first. ”

When Fang Min heard this, he seemed to have found the last straw, and stood up with Wang Gang, Wang Gang leaned over and said, "You go ahead, I will protect you in the back, so tall, buddy has a fear of heights." ”

In fact, Wang Gang really didn't worry about Fang Min, if he walked behind him, his head twitched and jumped down again, his efforts would be in vain, and it would be safer to follow behind and stare at it.

Fang Min didn't change his mind, he walked in front obediently, if he wanted to say that when people were unlucky, they would stuff their teeth when they drank cold water, and when they walked to the rooftop, there was a sudden gust of wind. If you want to put it on in normal times, it's okay if the wind blows, at most it's cool for a while, but this is the top floor of the twentieth floor, Fang Min stepped on the air without paying attention, and the "bald" leaked down.

Wang Gang was in a hurry, bent over, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Fang Min's arm, and threw Fang Min up to the roof with a hard hand, and several doctors and nurses who were waiting for the rescue hurriedly stepped forward, hugging and hugging, which can be regarded as restraining Fang Min.

Wang Gang was relieved, and walked to the rooftop in great strides.

The billboard of the "Carat" hospital has been around for a long time, and it has long been rusty, but Wang Gang stepped on it and collapsed, and even stepped on the bracket of the billboard. Wang Gang didn't react at all, and the whole person fell down.

The doctors and nurses on the rooftop were stupid, Fang Min was desperately about to jump downstairs, and was pressed to the ground by Fang Ying, but Wang Gang was not so lucky, and the whole person was in free fall.

Wang Gang seemed to hear the voice of the high school physics teacher: "v=gt students, this is a compulsory question, you must write it down, and you will definitely be able to use it in the future." ”

Wang Gang fell down, and thanked his teacher, teacher, what you said is so good, I didn't use it when I took the college entrance examination, this is not used now, next time I see you, I will definitely invite you to dinner.

People will always grasp indiscriminately when they are unconscious, this is not Wang Gang began to grab, grabbed the air conditioner outside the floor I don't know, "bald" Wang Gang's hand slipped, continued to fall down and I don't know what object I caught, round, the hand is still slippery, "bald" fell down again, oops, the drainage pipe, this must be caught, hey, and slipped "bald" and continued to fall.

The Internet fryed, "I went to God of War to jump off the building." ”

"The god of war's girlfriend is beautiful, I think I have a chance."

"Go upstairs and die, God of War, I haven't given you a monkey yet, you can't die."

"The god of war can't save people, he falls into a vegetative state, well, I'll use this as a headline tomorrow."

"We must learn from the god of war, and the spirit of self-sacrifice should be carried forward."

"The god of war is a pure man."

Wang Gang was still unwillingly grabbing it, "hula", "zika", "thunderbolt", "pop", "ouch" The last sound was shouted by Wang Gang on the ground.

Wang Gang's face hit the ground first, and the crowd of onlookers below were afraid of being smashed, so they had already run away, and when they saw people falling, they were scared to pee, and the bold began to stretch their heads forward.

Fang Min Fang Ying, hula ran down the stairs, Wang Gang fell down for his sisters, what should I do now. Fang Min's running shoes fell off, and he ran down barefoot.

Wang Mei heard movement outside, stretched out her head to take a look, and at a glance she saw Wang Gang falling down from the upper floor, "Aola" ran out with a voice, Chen Wenwen couldn't get out of bed, and she didn't know what was going on, so she hurriedly shouted: "What's wrong with Meimei, why are you going?" ”

Wang Meina still had the heart to take care of Chen Wenwen, stepped on the high heels and walked down, ran two steps and thought the high heels were troublesome, so she took them off and threw them on the ground. While running, he cried: "Brother, don't scare me, brother." ”

Wang Gang's pain, thanks to his stand-in talisman has not yet arrived, or he will burp himself. It's really painful now, and my brain is cramping. Whoever says that it hurts most for a woman to give birth to a child, whoever says this will jump off a building and try it, and it will definitely hurt more than giving birth.

Wang Mei was the first to run down, and when she saw Wang Gang lying on the ground and not moving, she knelt on the ground as soon as her knees were weak, and cried loudly: "Brother, don't scare me, brother, woo woo, you are dead, who will cook for me in the future, if my husband bullies me, who will protect me." Woo woo, you can't die, brother. ”

Wang Gang was so angry when he heard this, the reason for the existence of the co-author buddy is to cook for you and help you out, you are really your own sister.

It hurts, it really lies, Wang Gang can't get up, if he can get up, he has to give Wang Mei two blows and teach her what family affection is.

Fang Min and Fang Ying finally came down, worthy of doctors and nurses, they turned Wang Gang over when they came up, Fang Min directly began to give Wang Gang artificial respiration, what is artificial respiration, that is, mouth-to-mouth, soft tongue, rudely pried open Wang Gang's teeth, reached in, stretched Wang Gang's mouth, opened his mouth and began to blow in.

Wang Gang's aching brain cramps, he was turned over by someone, and a small tongue with a fragrance stuck out of his mouth, Wang Gang's head twitched without thinking, and he kissed it with both hands.

Watching the lively crowd was silly.

The doctors and nurses in the hospital were stupid.

Wang Mei, who was crying, was also stupid.

The friends who watched the live broadcast on the Internet collectively collapsed. is worthy of being the god of war, the pure masters are fierce, the ten or twenty layers have fallen, and they still know how to take advantage, this is the death of peony flowers, and it is also romantic to be a ghost?

Fang Min panicked and didn't know where to put his hand. What's going on, the corpse? Didn't the medical class say that people with serious injuries can kiss? It's not scientific. Have you been molested? But why are you so happy?

Wang Gang's kiss is called a pleasure, it doesn't matter who she kisses, according to the feel and mouth, this must be a sister paper, don't care whose sister paper, kiss it, Nima hurts to death buddy, kiss a mouth to make up for the body.

Kiss, kiss, Wang just came back to his senses, buddy hasn't confessed to Goddess Wenwen yet, what kind of mouth is kissing here, in case she gets pregnant, the goddess doesn't want herself, then she won't become a standard bachelor again, no, you can't kiss, this Nima is harming me.

Wang Gang pushed away the person in his arms, opened his eyes, and looked around. Oh, the scene is big enough, the whole hospital, as long as you can get out of bed, all the onlookers who are not out of breath are watching and kissing themselves, Wang Gang hurried to see who he kissed, oh, no outsiders, Fang Min, help her find a child, she shouldn't be pregnant if she kisses her mouth, well, I will call my mother for consultation in a while.

Wang Gang smiled awkwardly, and said to Fang Min with a shy face: "Doctor Fang, your medical skills are really good, as far as my injury is concerned, artificial respiration will save me, I will definitely repay you for your life-saving grace, rest assured, Lingling's matter is handed over to me, what, do you see if we go in to talk, there are many people, I am a little shy." ”

Netizen ......

Onlookers......

Fang Min shyly wanted to find a sewer and bury himself directly.

The doctors and nurses in the hospital began to glow green as they found the New World, and the animal fell from the twentieth floor, and there was no, or he would have been dissected and studied. No, this thing is the god of war, and I can't beat him by myself. Let's wait until we have the chance.

exploded on the Internet, "God of War pure masters, Nima, I don't accept anyone, just serve God of War, this is from the upstairs, how do you feel like the God of War just woke up?" ”

"The God of War cultivates the Sunflower Treasure Book, brothers and sisters, let's all practice quickly, after the practice, my mother will no longer have to worry about me jumping off the building."

"To the sunflower book, the golden bell jar. I remember that when the god of war fought in the ring, he was watching the sunflower book. ”

"I remember that Huaxin Bookstore sells it, five yuan a copy, this era is really good, such martial arts cheats only sell for five yuan."

Wang Gang stood up curtly, it didn't matter if he stood up, Wang Gang felt that something was wrong.

Wang Mei deserves to be her own sister, and she found out that something was wrong at the first time, and shouted: "Brother, you are gone." ”

Wang Gang hurriedly looked down, no, his pants were scraped by the obstacles on the floor, and now he is wearing a pair of underwear, and the underwear is still missing the most critical part, oops, buddy ran naked.

Wang Gang hurriedly squatted down and shouted, "That buddy borrowed a pair of underwear for me to wear?" ”

It's all about watching the excitement, who has underwear for you to wear, half a ring, ran out of a girl holding a child's paper, shyly handed Wang Gang a pair of children's diapers and said: "God of War, you put on the top first." ”

Wang Gang took the diapers speechlessly, and several male doctors consciously helped Wang Gang build a personal wall, and Wang Gang had to put on children's diapers in humiliation. Whoever uses it knows what it tastes like.

The big girls and little daughters-in-law who were watching all covered their eyes with their hands, so dirty. But all the big girls and little daughters-in-law have open fingers, and the nakedness of the god of war, how many women can not be tempted.

Wang Gang couldn't help muttering: "Phew, a group of hooligans, you know how to take advantage of others, but I like it." ”