One day in heaven and one year on earth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhou Xiaoxian already knew what was going on above the heavenly court, and he knew it through the local tyrants, seeing that those immortals were rushing to eat Western fried rice, the corners of Zhou Xiaoxian's mouth curled, these immortals are so idle that they are painful, isn't it just a Western fried rice, they have to come up with some kind of simple truth, and they are also convinced!

The god of food asks him for help and asks him to send him some tomatoes quickly, he is waiting to cook!

"Hehe, don't be in a hurry, don't you say that there is a day in heaven and a year on the earth, you just wait a few minutes for the God of Food!"

Zhou Xiaoxian is not in a hurry to go back to school, of course, he has to stay for a few days before leaving, how many minutes is equivalent to three or four days in the mortal world? A day in heaven is equal to three hundred and sixty-five days on earth, and a day in heaven is counted as twenty-four hours. The number is that one hour in heaven is equal to the number of days on earth, and then one hour is equal to sixty minutes...... Well, as a liberal arts monk, Zhou Xiaoxian said that he had fainted!

"I'll buy you tomatoes in Xijiang City later!"

It's not the tomato season, and there are very few out-of-season greenhouse vegetables sold here in Pingnan, so if you want to buy them, you have to go back to Xijiang City......

Ding dong!

"Master, are you looking for me?"

"Well, how are you doing?"

Zhou Xiaoxian cried with a sad face: "It's not good Master at all, I've been having a hard time lately......"

"Ahem, let's not talk about anything else, first memorize the "Theory of the God of Money" for the teacher to listen to it!"

"The Theory of the God of Money" has a small meaning, since Zhou Xiaoxian took Dalidan, he has a super strong memory, everything is unforgettable, and he has already been ripe for a small piece of classical Chinese, so when he heard that the master of the God of Wealth asked him to be booked, he immediately memorized it on the spot, not to mention how fluent!

"Huh? You haven't studied hard in the past two days, and you still want your teacher to reward you with lucky beans, don't even think about it! ”

As soon as the God of Wealth heard that Zhou Xiaoxian said badly, he knew that this kid must have the idea of a lucky bean, since he gave him a lucky bean that time, this guy asked himself for a lucky bean every time he contacted him, such a person who was obsessed with wealth made the God of Wealth shake his head, the Jade Emperor made Xiaoxian so embarrassed, and cultivated this unenlightened elm pimple into a fairy, it was really a long road!

"No, Master, I read every day, and if you ask me to memorize "The Theory of the God of Money", I will already be ripe......"

"Sophistry!" The God of Wealth was annoyed: "I still want to be deceived as a teacher, as soon as the teacher hears what you just recited, I know that you haven't read for three or four days, which is very obscure, "The God of Money" is the beginning of my God of Wealth's cultivation, I can't understand it!" ”

Yes! Zhou Xiaoxian was a little dizzy by the God of Wealth, are these immortals so spicy, he can know if he hasn't studied for a few days, doesn't it mean that even if they are immortals, they can't perceive the things in the mortal world? Is it really because the "Theory of the God of Money" is the foundation of the master's cultivation?

God of Wealth: "Your heart is unstable, and you think about money all day long, it's very inappropriate!" So in order to make you wholeheartedly ......"

Zhou Xiaoxian was still waiting for Master's next words, when he felt a golden light suddenly flash out of the Divine Summoning Money (mobile phone), and then rushed straight to the door in front of him, he was just about to dodge but found that his speed was not fast enough at all, and he was hit squarely!

"Ah, what the hell is this?"

Zhou Xiaoxian didn't feel any difference, but something really happened just now.

"Don't panic, good boy, it's just a fortune curse!"

"Fortune Charm? What the hell is that? ”

"Scattering wealth spell, this is for my teacher's ability to watch the family...... As the name suggests, that's to scatter money! ”

"Hey, hey, don't ...... like that, Master"

As soon as he heard that Zhou Xiaoxian was in a hurry, he often visited a forum for online novels - Dragon Sky, referred to as Dragon Sky! Log in every day, not for anything else, just for the sake of a lot of people there every day, and this scattered wealth will not be the same as that scattered wealth, right? Zhou Xiaoxian recalled in his mind his favorite sentence in Longkong: Scatter all your family wealth!

"Dude, you don't want to scatter your wealth too, do you? Butterfly ...... Don't! Anyway, I'm also a disciple of the God of Wealth, do you want me to live like a beggar? ”

"Hehe, don't panic, the teacher won't let you starve to death, just minimize your financial luck, so that you can keep food and clothing...... In the future, put all your mind on cultivation! ”

"Master...... Master, let's discuss it again, what kind of curse can you remove, I promise to practice hard in the future, and memorize the "Theory of the God of Money" every day, okay? Please......"

The God of Wealth didn't bird him, but said: "The teacher contacted you this time, but it was at the behest of the Jade Emperor......"

"Wow, Jade Emperor, does the Jade Emperor know about me?"

"Of course, you are a disciple of my God of Wealth, how could the Jade Emperor not know about you? Therefore, in order not to disappoint the Jade Emperor and his old man, you should cultivate hard, and you will improve your cultivation to the realm of heavenly immortals as soon as possible......"

When Zhou Xiaoxian heard Master's words, he couldn't help but feel sorry in his heart, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, Tianxian, how much merit does it take! Human immortals need 300, earth immortals 3,000, and heavenly immortals 30,000...... How much prestige is 30,000 merits? Ninety million, ninety million, the year of the monkey!

"Hey, by the way, didn't I hear the gods in the group say that merit can be exchanged, just like money, what if...... Wouldn't it be quick if I used the earth immortals to exchange merit with them? ”

Zhou Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing when he thought of this, and when he was perceived by the God of Wealth, he suddenly criticized and scolded Zhou Xiaoxian so much that he didn't dare to raise his head-

"Don't think about opportunism, the merit you get in exchange can't become immortals!"

Well, Zhou Xiaoxian expressed helplessness!

I used to read those story books, and they all said how He Xiangu helped others before becoming an immortal, how Uncle Cao Guo was kind-hearted, and Tie Guan Li was Pudu sentient beings or something, anyway, he was loved by the people, and then he became an immortal directly when the merit was reached!

"That's right," the God of Wealth said before hanging up: "The Jade Emperor also asked the teacher to give you these seeds, remember to follow the above steps to ......"

Ding Dong, the system prompted to receive a red envelope, but Zhou Xiaoxian was not in a hurry to look at it, and said unwillingly: "Master's fortune mantra ......"

"Experience it for yourself, when you cultivate to the Heavenly Immortal Realm, it will naturally disappear!"

"Holy!"

Zhou Xiaoxian couldn't help but scold, and then ...... It's just that my body trembles.

"Let the teacher hear you cursing behind your back again, and next time it won't be an electric shock!"

"I ......" Zhou Xiaoxian was just about to burst into foul language, thinking of the words of the God of Wealth just now, he immediately covered his mouth and didn't dare to say more!

Opening the red envelope, Zhou Xiaoxian couldn't help but say to himself: "What the hell is this Tongtian vine?" Special is also divided into serial numbers, one, two, three...... To nine, is this the heavenly court's version of the gourd baby? There are nine of them...... Hey, aren't there only seven gourd babies? ”

Let's look at the introduction text again: Tongtian vine, the thing cultivated by Taishang Laojun, is a spiritual thing used by heaven to purify the demonic energy of the demon world, which can transform the demonic energy into aura, and its spiritual intelligence grows infinitely, reaching the heavenly court, hence the name Tongtian vine!

"Damn, is it spicy? Hey, I'm going to divide Kyushu ......"