[107] This is not a balloon
"I already have a house, and now I have a car, I heard that there will be a car show in a few days, and there are many concept models, so let's go and see them together?"
"Okay. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lu Buhaha smiled and nodded.
"You are so easy to talk to, you will go wherever you are told to go, you are not afraid that I will sell you?" Ji Ran smiled playfully, and Lu Bu laughed along.
The two of them walked past a vending machine, Ji Ran suddenly stopped, his eyes involuntarily focused on a box of dures, and Lu Bu also looked at it curiously.
"Huh? Xiaochan, what is this? Lu Bu asked curiously.
"This is something to prevent accidental birth of a baby, you use it with Sister Yan." After Ji Ran finished speaking, he took out a ten-yuan bill from his pocket, put it into the vending machine, and chose Durex, and soon, the thing fell into the pickup box, and Ji Ran took Durex out.
"Ah, this is for you." Ji Ran handed the whole box of Durex to Lu Bu, Lu Bu took Durex and looked at it curiously for a long time, but he didn't understand what was going on, and when he was about to tear it open to see, Ji Ran quickly took Lu Bu's hand, "Don't open it here, if you are seen by others, you will be misunderstood." ”
As soon as Ji Ran's words fell, he saw a pair of terrible eyes staring at him on the other side of the road, Ji Ran was so frightened that his heart jumped, and he quickly pulled Lu Bufei and ran away.
After returning to the apartment, Ji Ran's heart was still pounding, when he was buying durex on the side of the road just now, he happened to be looked at by Chen Zihao who was passing by, just now he looked at himself with terrible eyes, as if he was going to kill someone, he didn't have to think about it, he had already guessed, that stupid boy must have misunderstood me again, it was really depressing, it seemed that he would inevitably have to be interrogated again at night, Ji Ran pouted helplessly.
"Xiaochan, I'm not a child anymore, why did you buy me so many balloons?" Lu Bu said, unwrapped another set of covers, blew up, Ji Ran looked at the "balloons" on the table, his face was full of black lines, and he fell headlong on the table.
"I said, Brother Lu, why are you so naughty? It's not a balloon, don't blow it anymore. Ji Ran hurriedly deflated all the "balloons".
A whole box of Durex, after a while, it was actually blown by Lu Bu several times, looking at the few remaining ones that had not been opened, Ji Ran hurriedly packed it up.
"Isn't that blowing?" Lu Bu asked strangely.
"Of course it's not blowing, it's not for you to blow and play, it's useful." Ji Ran took one that had just been released and gave it to Lu Bu, "This is barely usable, by the way, let's use this to demonstrate to you." ”
"Oh." Lu Bumu answered, but he didn't make any moves, still looking at Ji Ran curiously, Ji Ran shook his head embarrassedly, "It seems that you don't understand anything at all, then I'll teach you, Brother Lu, you pinch this end, and then put this here, you know?" ”
Ji Ran pointed to Lu Bu's body, his cheeks couldn't help but be hot, and Lu Bu's mouth opened wide in surprise, "Set here?" ”
Ji Ran's pretty face turned three points redder, "Yes, it only works if it is set here, by the way, you can go to the bathroom and make it yourself, if you don't understand, ask me." ”
Lu Bu obediently went to the bathroom, but he didn't come out for a long time, Ji Ran couldn't help frowning, and came to the bathroom door suspiciously, the bathroom door was not closed, and in a gap, Brother Lu's back was clearly visible, and he saw him with his head down, busy for a while.
However, if you don't take off your pants, how can you put them on? This Brother Lu is really stupid.
"Knock knock! ~" Ji Ran lightly buckled the door, Lu Bu made a few more strokes in a panic, then turned around and opened the door, looking at Ji Ran with a dejected expression, "I can't put it on, this thing is too small." ”
Ji Ran looked at Lu Bu with a confused face, angry and funny, "Where are you going to wear it?" ”
"Didn't you put your pants on?"
"......" Ji Ran's face was full of black lines, how could such a small thing be worn on his pants? Ji Ran blew helplessly, he was really defeated by this Lu Bu, "Forget it, let me help you." ”
Ji Ran quietly closed the door of the bathroom, and while there was no one in the apartment, Ji Ran had to teach this stupid wood by himself, "Take off your pants." ”
"Huh?" Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Ji Ran embarrassedly, "Take off your pants?" ”
Ji Ran's face burned for a while, and he nodded awkwardly, "Don't think about it, I'm just teaching you how to get it, this must be handed over to you, and you will often use it in the future." ”
Although Lu Bu didn't understand what Ji Ran meant, he still did it, and the moment the pants were taken off, a pair of thick and powerful thighs suddenly appeared in front of Ji Ran's eyes.
Seeing Ji Ran's shy expression, Lu Bu also covered the small tent in embarrassment, "Xiaochan, do you still want to take it off?" ”
Ji Ran nodded awkwardly, and let out a thin "um" like a hum.
Lu Bu had no choice but to pick up the two ends of Bugs Bunny with both hands, and faded Bugs Bunny little by little, Ji Ran looked at Lu Bu's big Dongdong that was enough to make people's hearts beat, and his heart couldn't help but jump violently, his face was red to the base of his neck, and he was even a little dizzy for a while, if it wasn't for the wall behind him, his body might have fallen to the ground softly.
Ji Ran took a deep breath and secretly pinched his fingers, before he gradually came to his senses, lowered his eyebrows, and slowly squatted down, only to see that the red and big Dongdong was standing tall in front of him, it was really big.
Ji Ran's slender jade hand gently pinched Lu Bu's big dongdong, only to feel so hot and hot, like a burning stick that was about to melt Ji Ran's hand.
When Ji Ran's cold little hand held Da Dongdong, Lu Bu couldn't help but snort in his throat, and Da Dongdong also jumped in response, "Brother Lu, don't be nervous." ”
Lu Bu shook his head embarrassedly, "Xiaochan, I can't control it." ”
Just when Ji Ran was "wearing balloons" for Lu Bu, Ruoshui MM returned to the apartment from shopping, opened the door with the key, threw the satchel on the sofa, and sat down lazily, but not long after sitting down, he was stunned by the discarded sets on the table.
"Oh my God, how many times did you do this to use it so much?" Ruoshui MM looked at the set in surprise, and counted it leisurely, and then his eyes couldn't help but widen again, "Won't it?" There are eight of them, and Ji Ran's cousin is too powerful, right? ”
Ruoshui MM was thinking about it when he suddenly heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom, and he was curious, so he couldn't help but take off his high-heeled shoes, quietly walked to the bathroom door, and gently put his ear on it.
"Uh... Lu Bu's muffled snort, the kind of voice that sounded red-faced, Ruoshui MM's heart beat red for a while, and his curiosity was a little heavier.
"Xiaochan, it's so tight." Lu Bu's voice.
"There's no way to do it, Brother Lu, bear with it, and slowly get used to it." Ji Ran's shy voice.
Ruoshui MM was taken aback and almost shouted, "How could it be Ji Ran?" Oh my God, isn't Lu Fengxian Ji Ran's cousin? How could they do that kind of thing? ”
A thought flashed, Ruoshui MM's face was hot, and an evil picture appeared in his mind, first in the living room, all kinds of plots, and then in the bathroom, how could they be so crazy?
Ruoshui MM didn't dare to think about it anymore, and quietly slipped back to his room before anyone found out.
"Xiaochan, don't let go." Lu Bu's voice was trembling, Ji Ran let out an embarrassed sigh, only to see Lu Bu's face flushed, the green tendons were exposed, and Da Dongdong seemed to be getting harder and harder, beating violently from time to time, Ji Ran looked at the strange changes in surprise, and a pair of slender hands tightly grasped the big Dongdong who was pressing step by step, so as not to make it poke in his face.
Not long after, Lu Bu suddenly let out a deep roar, like a muffled thunder in the sky, shaking the entire bathroom for a while, and then, the tense body suddenly pushed forward, and streams of white soy milk sprayed out, fortunately, with the protection of balloons, Ji Ran survived.
"Uh, that's cool." Lu Bu trembled, and he was hearty for a while, but Ji Ran couldn't help frowning, and looked at Lu Bu with resentment, "Yes, just take care of your own well-being, and don't care about others at all, right?" ”
When Lu Bu heard Ji Ran's protest, he suddenly realized, and when he looked down, he saw that Ji Ran had been pushed to the ground by himself at some point, and hurriedly helped Ji Ran up.
"Xiaochan, are you okay?"
"Hmph, it's good that people hide quickly, otherwise, you will be blown up." Ji Ran's pretty face was hot for a while, Lu Bu smiled awkwardly, and held Ji Ran's pretty face, "Xiaochan, I really want to do it with you once." ”
Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lu Bu in surprise with a pair of dark and beautiful eyes, "Brother Lu, how can you say such a thing?" ”
"Xiaochan, what's wrong? I really like you, I really want you. Lu Bu's burning gaze stared at Ji Ran's charming and delicate face without reservation, which made Ji Ran's heart hit like a deer for a while.
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