Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fat and Delicious
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However, when carrying the god of food into the ambulance, a small accident occurred.
The God of Food's weight is too heavy! The nurses were dumbfounded when they got out of the car. There were only a few female nurses in the car, and even if the driver who drove the car was included, there were only five or six people, and they really couldn't lift a big man like the God of Food.
Li Nanqing had high hopes at this time, and as soon as his two arms competed, the God of Food was lifted by half of his body.
The rest of the people hurriedly went to lift the leg of the God of Food, and just like that, they got the God of Food into the car.
When he arrived at the hospital, Li Nanqing once again played the role of Hercules and brought the god of food to the intensive care unit.
After the examination, the doctor said that the god of food just fell and it was not a big deal, and his biggest problem now was that he was seriously overweight, so the hospital directly performed an incidental liposuction surgery on him, saying that it might induce other diseases, such as heart disease.
Li Nanqing signed and learned that the operation went well.
So the god of food howled miserably as soon as he woke up: "Ghost! ”
"What the hell is your name?" Nezha walked over impatiently and slapped the hand of the God of Food: "It's us!" ”
"Nezha? Why are you here? "The god of food recognized Nezha, followed by Daji, and as for Bigan, they didn't know each other.
Nezha simply told the previous story, and the God of Food was surprised: "It turns out that you were plotted by someone." Eh, in that case, I was also plotted down. Damn, you almost fell to me. Look, all the fat in my belly has been thrown out. Alas, alas! It's miserable, I'm not handsome anymore, and no one loves me anymore. ”
"What dynasty are you from?" Li Nanqing inquired cautiously.
"It should be the Tang Dynasty, didn't you listen to him? If you fall out of fat, you won't be handsome. In the entire history of China, only the Tang Dynasty regarded handsome as fat, ahh Xiao Hei quickly said a series of rational analyses next to him.
Everyone set their eyes on the God of Food, but the God of Food seemed to be outside the gods, no matter how he called it, he didn't react and finally said: "I'm not fat anymore, I can't love anymore." ”
"Call the doctor." Li Nanqing waved his hand: "I broke my head." ”
Nezha ran out as fast as he could.
Li Nanqing bit his ears with Xiao Hei on the side: "Eh, why do I always think that this god of food is not like ancient people, but a bit like us modern people, you listen to what he said, many of them are modern words." ”
Xiao Hei also whispered, "I think it is, too." Is this guy really the god of food? So will we have the world's top chefs to cook for us in the future? But are you sure he doesn't mess around with his meals? ”
Li Nanqing nodded bitterly: "As long as we don't get poisoned, we will definitely be as fat as him at that time, and we won't be handsome." ”
Xiao Hei disdainfully: "Brother, I'm not afraid of being fat, the person who is afraid of being fat is you." I have the charm given by Sister Daji, but you don't, you only have five big and three thick. ”
Li Nanqing immediately picked up his chair-thick arm and beat Xiao Hei.
After a while, the doctor came, and after examining the god of food, he said with a smile, "It's okay, I'm hungry." Get him something to eat, and sleep after eating. He's very good and resilient right now. I will be discharged from the hospital in two days. ”
It turned out that he was hungry, and everyone suddenly realized, Li Nanqing hurriedly ran out to buy food.
He bought a few random things, including egg fried rice, cold skin, steamed dumplings, gnocchi soup, and steamed bun rolls...... Anyway, it's time for dinner, and everyone has to eat.
When Li Nanqing brought things to the floor where the ward was located, he was shocked.
He saw a large circle of people at the door of the ward where the god of food was located, and all of them looked at the inside of the ward with anticipation, as if a real version of Iijima Ai vs. XXX was being staged inside......
Li Nanqing approached, and as soon as he reached the outermost part of the crowd, he smelled an extremely attractive fragrance.
He had never smelled this kind of smell before, but this kind of smell could arouse the most primitive appetite in his body. He felt like his harath was about to run down.
Turning his head to look around, the saliva of the child next to him was already wetting the clothes on his chest.
"What's going on? Open the door! Let me in! Li Nanqing shouted into the ward, and then he saw Nezha jump up and open the door: "Brother Nanqing is back!" ”
"I'm back." Li Nanqing put the food he bought on the table, and when he turned his head to look at it, he realized why he smelled such a strange fragrance - the god of food was squatting in the corner of the ward, and there was an induction cooker in front of him, and a frying spoon was placed on it. The god of food had a small spoon in his hand, and was carefully stirring the contents of the frying spoon, and after a few stirrings, he carefully received the small spoon and a small packet of unknown things into his arms.
"How's the soup?" Li Nanqing walked over curiously, and he heard a burst of exclamations from the onlookers outside the ward: "He walked over!" "One more!" "I want to take a bite of their leftover soup! I just don't know if I have a share! "I want to lick the pot."
Li Nanqing: "......"
The God of Food suddenly turned his head at this time and glanced at the food that Li Nanqing put on the table, his eyes lit up, he walked over and pulled the contents of the plastic bag to take a look, broke the bun and took a look, shook his head in disappointment, and looked at Li Nanqing with a look of pity for the world: "You mortals usually eat these things? ”
Li Nanqing smiled awkwardly.
The god of food gestured to the soup being made in the corner: "Let's eat together." ”
When Li Nanqing was drinking the soup, she was so beautiful that she was about to fly.
He casually turned around and saw dozens of pairs of eyes outside the ward, staring at the soup in the bowl in his hand, as if he drank more, the owners of the eyes outside would hate him more.
Li Nanqing was startled.
In the next soup drinking process, Li Nanqing was very frightened.
However, he found that the soup made by the god of food was indeed delicious!
"How long do I have to be discharged?" The god of food asked, and after learning that he still needed to observe for two days before he could go out, the god of food was a little lonely. He sat on the hospital bed, "Actually, I know most of what is happening in the human world. ”
"How do you know?" Bigan's heart moved, if the God of Food could observe the things of the human world, there would be so many capable people in the heavenly court, and there would definitely be people who could see that there was an evil force in the human world that was planning to subvert the fairy world. I really look forward to someone in the fairy world going down to earth to punish the evil hoe!
"You also know that in the past, the human world and the fairy world were separated. But with the rise of human technology and fairy technology - oh, fairy technology or something, you old antiques won't understand. A few of our members of the science and technology team have made a circumvention software, similar to the VPN of your human world, usually when we are fine, we will secretly take a look at the technological development of your human world, and at the same time, we will also learn and develop and arm the minds of our immortals. If one day you humans find a way to the fairy world, we can still communicate with you at least a little, and there won't be too obvious a generation gap, right? ”
Li Nanqing listened to it very thunderously, and he felt that the God of Food had really refreshed his three views. It turns out that the immortals are not complacent as they imagined, they are not old antiques and stubborn, but they also have "progressive youth".
"How many members of your tech team are there?" Xiao Hei asked with a lot of mouths.
"Both." The god of food slowly gestured to a scissorhands.
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