Chapter 1 It turns out that the Great Sage is a beautiful man
On Huaguo Mountain, the spring is bright, the peach and willow are green, the bees fly and the butterflies dance, and the glow shines. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The waterfall outside the water curtain cave is rattling, and the splash of water is illuminated by the glow, and the rainbow light appears, like an overpass standing at the entrance of the cave.
The monkeys are picking flowers and butterflies, climbing trees and picking fruits, climbing mountains and planing medicines, suddenly, a white light crosses the sky, the speed is comparable to a meteor, only to hear the sound of "bang", an unknown object fell on the Huaguo Mountain, in an instant, smoke and dust fly.
The monkeys were stunned for a while, some did not know what was going on, and they were blinded by smoke and dust, and they couldn't see what was in front of them.
"Go and tell the king, just say that there is an unknown object invading Huaguo Mountain!" I don't know which clever monkey it is, but suddenly reminded the monkeys.
When the monkeys heard this, they hurriedly went down the mountain, and the trees went down to the water curtain cave, leaving only a few bold monkeys to stay in place to observe the "enemy situation".
After a while, the smoke and dust cleared, and a strangely dressed girl was lying unkempt on the ground at this time, her eyes closed, not knowing whether she was dead or alive.
"It looks like a person!" Several monkeys cautiously crawled towards the "unknown object", "It turns out that it is really a person, but I don't know if it is a human or a demon." We have to wait for the king to come and check it out with the eye of fire. ”
In the water curtain cave, high in the sky, a man dressed in white was lying leisurely on a rocking bed made of flowers and vines at this time, only to see his sword eyebrows and starry eyes, his face was like a crown of jade, his body was slender, and the black and soft green silk was hanging in the air at this time.
"King, King, there's an unknown object invading outside!"
The originally quiet cave was broken by the chirping of a group of monkeys.
"Oh? Unidentified objects? I saw the man on the rocking bed, jumping down from the air quickly, with a piece of grass in his mouth, looking a little ruffian.
"King, go and see, it's just outside."
"Let's go, let's take a look." He wanted to see what kind of demons and monsters were not afraid of his name as the Monkey King and dared to come to his death.
A few monkeys outside, seeing that it was their own king with a group of partners coming menacingly, hurriedly jumped forward to report the enemy's situation.
"King, that thing looks like a person on the surface, but I don't know what it is in the mainland."
The man waved his hand to signal the monkeys to be quiet, and he strode forward, opened the eye of fire, looked down from above, and saw that it was a complete human being, and explained for a while: "This is not an unknown object, nor is it a demon or monster, but a little girl of a human being, who just fainted temporarily, you carry her back to the cave first." ”
"Yes, King!" When the four sturdy monkeys heard this, they hurriedly stepped forward, two raised their hands, two raised their feet, and carried the woman back into the water curtain cave one by one.
The little monkeys who had been hiding far away, when they heard that it was a human being, had no fear on their faces, and followed the big monkeys in a jumping circle, scratching their ears and cheeks from time to time, and looking at the human beings in the king's mouth with a new face.
As soon as Lin opened his eyes early, he was a little stunned by the situation in front of him, "I was knocked into Monkey Island?" "That car was also broken, not only did it not kill her, but sent her to Monkey Island?
It's just that the situation in front of her made her a little crying and laughing, only to see a group of monkeys, with the old and the young, surrounding her in a circle, and then all looking at her with blank eyes, for some reason, she suddenly had an illusion, she felt that they were a group of spectators at this time, and she was the "monkey" who was watching.
"You're awake, here's something for you to eat." I saw a little monkey crawl down from a female monkey and handed a peach in her hand.
Lin was stunned and took the peach from the little monkey's hand, and was a little confused for a while, she wondered if she was suffering from some paranoia, or, in fact, she was just dreaming? Otherwise, how could she have heard the monkey talking?
"Eat it, it's delicious, this is the fruit of the peach tree that our king stole from the queen mother's grandmother's peach orchard, it's delicious."
When the little monkey's soft and glutinous voice came again, Lin Zao was finally sure that he had no auditory hallucinations, the little monkey in front of him was really talking, and she could still understand it, could it be that the world of China had suddenly become mysterious? Otherwise, how could there be a talking monkey?
"Why don't you eat yet? Don't you like to eat peaches? The little monkey scratched his cheek and looked at her with some confusion.
"I, I'm ......" she was a little speechless.
"Eat when you're hungry, awkward, why are human girls so reserved now? I think back then, when the four of us went to the west to learn the scriptures, we passed by the daughter country, tsk, the girl from the daughter country saw us like wolves seeing meat. ”
A low, melodious voice resounded through the cave in an instant, a little ethereal, but a little close.
"Who?" When Lin heard the sound early, he looked around with some restraint, and when he saw that there was no one, he suddenly made a somewhat defensive sound.
"Our king is up there." The little monkey pointed above her back.
Lin turned around early and looked into the air, only to see a man in white lying comfortably on the bed of flowers and vines, his long hair swaying back and forth in the air.
Seeing the same kind, Lin Zao's originally somewhat apprehensive mind instantly settled down, and joy also rose, perhaps too happy, he forgot the words of the man and the little monkey for a while, and asked in a hurried tone: "Are you a staff member here?" ”
I saw that the shaking bed, which was originally shaking back and forth, stopped, and then, a man's puzzled voice came: "Staff? What does that do? Is it the same as the position of Bi Ma Wen back then? ”
"What? Bimawen? Lin Zao was a little stunned, wasn't Bi Ma Wen the official position of Sun Wukong who raised horses when he was in Heavenly Court? Could it be that this Monkey Island also opens this position? That's so much fun!
"Isn't it? So what does this staff mean? "The man didn't know much.
"The staff is naturally the staff, why don't you even understand the staff?" Could it be that this man is actually a fool?
"Sister human, we don't know what the staff is."
"I don't know!" I saw that the monkeys who were still secretly observing her jumped out one after another.
The corners of Lin Zao's mouth twitched, looking at another group of monkeys that suddenly appeared out of nowhere, only to see some on the vine branches in the air, some on the rocks in the cave, and some peeking out of the small hole, all looking at her in puzzlement.
Lin noticed all this early, what kind of monkey island is this, this is obviously a fairy cave!
I saw that the cave was full of smoke and haze, green bamboo, strange flowers everywhere, branches and vines climbing, and naturally formed stone pots, stone stoves, stone bowls, stone basins, stone beds and stone benches.
There are ten crooked characters engraved on a big stone, Lin Zao couldn't understand it, it is estimated that it is some ancient text or something.
"W-where is this?" Could it be that she died, and then went to heaven?
"This is the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, you fell from the sky with a "bang"! The little monkey who handed her the peach explained to her that when she said bang, she was still lying on the ground rolling her eyes very funny, and Lin was a little crying and laughing when she saw it.
"Huaguo Mountain? Water Curtain Cave? Isn't that where Monkey King lives? Lin couldn't slow down a little early, and looked at the monkeys in disbelief.
"Yes, our king is the great sage!" A group of monkeys replied in unison.
"What? Isn't your king the one who hangs in the air? "She's a little confused, she doesn't remember what kind of hair the Great Sage has, shouldn't the Great Sage have long hair all over her body?
"Girl, do you have an opinion of me?"
Lin Zao suddenly heard a hot breath of human breath from behind her, her body stiffened, and then she turned her head a little mechanically.
She was stunned when she met those eyes, as if she saw the ancient star twinkling before her eyes, dazzling and dazzling, and she was a little unable to recover.
Who is "you ......"? She was a little short of words for a while, and there seemed to be a group of grass and mud horses galloping in her heart, which made her heart panic and trouble, and her brain was instantly surrounded by the city, and she couldn't disassemble it.
"Me? I am the king in their mouths, the Monkey King in your mouth. The man's thin lips were slightly raised, and because he was so close, the breath of his breath sprinkled on her face, warm, hot, and with an indescribable fragrance.
"You, you are the Great Sage? How is this possible? "Isn't the Great Sage full of hair and wearing a tight hoop on his head? The man in front of him had a smooth and delicate face, a tall and stylish nose, a lightly raised sword eyebrows, thin lips that were slightly raised at this time, and a pair of star-like pupils were looking at him for a moment.
The man straightened up, put his hands behind his back, and a low and pleasant voice sounded faintly again: "Nothing is impossible, just like you suddenly parachuted into Huaguo Mountain, here is far away from the hustle and bustle, except for immortal cultivators, mortals generally do not pass through this place, and you, just a mortal, have no aura at all, but appear here out of thin air." You say, what else is impossible in this world? ”
Lin Zao was a little stunned for a while, and could only look at him woodenly, yes, he can cross from Huaxia to Huaguo Mountain, which is a fantasy in itself, and Monkey King has no hair and is handsome and beautiful, what is so strange about this?
"Looking at the girl's dress, I'm afraid it's not from the Dongchuan Continent, could it be from another time and space?" This universe is so big, and time and space are even more intertwined, and it is impossible to say from which time and space this girl may have fallen, but for what reason, it is unknown.
"Dongchuan Continent? Isn't this Journey to the West? Lin Zao was a little puzzled, isn't this Monkey King a character in Journey to the West? What the hell is this Dongchuan Continent?
"Journey to the West? This is not a Journey to the West, this is the Dongchuan Continent, where immortals, humans, demons, and demons coexist. The man frowned, then spoke leisurely.
"Coexistence of immortals and demons?" Yes, isn't Journey to the West a place where demons reign and ghosts are rampant? This Journey to the West is just about the process of learning scriptures from the three of their masters and apprentices, but they didn't say what the name of the place was, and they were stupid for a while.
"Yes, the girl seems to be very unfamiliar with these things, I wonder what the time and space where the girl is located?"
"The time and space I am in only has science and technology, I don't believe in any demons and monsters, and there are no immortals, it is a very peaceful and peaceful time and space." Her eyes were a little dazed, as if she was remembering something.
"What is science and technology?" Sun Wukong walked to the stone chair and sat down, looking at her with some puzzlement.
"Science and technology are all about ...... Ay! You don't understand, anyway, my time and space are different from yours! Lin also walked over early and sat across from him.
He's so handsome! It's just to the point where people and gods are angry! If this is placed in Huaxia, it is absolutely possible to brush down those first-class stars, which are naturally formed, like those big stars, most of them are rectified.
Tsk, that skin, smooth and smooth, I really want to touch it, how can there be that slightly pale thin lips, duh, she really wants to taste that taste!
The sound of a certain woman swallowing saliva instantly resounded throughout the big hole.
"Girl, you're drooling!"
"Huh?" Flowing, drooling? Didn't she just swallow it? How does it flow out?
Maybe it was because of some weakness in her heart, she wiped the corners of her lips with her hand with some ghosts, but saw that it was dry, where was there any saliva, and she looked up and saw that a certain great sage was looking at her with a smile at this time, and suddenly her face was embarrassed, and then she realized that she was actually played by a certain monkey!
"Isn't the girl hungry for a long time? The meat of this great sage is not delicious, neither as tender as the master, but also can not live forever after eating, the girl still eats some melons and fruits to fill her stomach, there is no grain in the world on Huaguo Mountain, if the girl wants to eat, she has to wait until tomorrow morning, when the great sage goes down the mountain to attend the master's wedding and returns, and then bring some to the girl. ”
"Didn't the Great Sage always call himself my old village? Also, your master got married? The master of the Great Sage is not a monk? Could it be that it is also vulgar? ”
Sun Wukong was a little speechless for a while, and this girl had a lot of questions, but how did she know herself and Master? Could it be that she is actually a descendant of the Dongchuan Continent?
"The Buddha said that my grandson was too vulgar, so I called myself the great sage, and the Bodhisattva said that this name is okay, it sounds good and elegant, and it also exudes a domineering spirit, which is very suitable for me."
I only heard the sound of "clang", and I had already fallen to the ground.
He meows, the Bodhisattva also understands what elegance is, and the Buddha will dislike other people's unpleasant titles, what kind of world is this?
"Human girl, are you alright?"
I saw a female monkey close to her suddenly turn into a human form and help her up. Lin Zao felt a little strange, and even forgot the pain from her buttocks, only to see her pull the middle-aged beauty of the female monkey with excitement on her face, and said in a somewhat excited tone: "Can you become a human?" How did you do that? ”
"Aunt, girl, as long as you have immortal arts, you can generally transform into various objects." The she-monkey was startled by her sudden enthusiasm, and her tone was a little unsteady.
"Immortal? Will you all do? What happens if you practice? Can you live forever? Can it go to heaven and earth? Can you change from male to female? ”
For a while, there was silence in the Water Curtain Cave, and everyone, ah no, all the monkeys looked at this human woman who was more verbose than the king's master in amazement, and couldn't help but have a thought in their hearts: Are all human beings so verbose?