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"Wow! What a majestic animal! Mulan thought embarrassedly with a red face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Guards! Be vigilant and don't look around! At this time, General Bao also passed by nakedly, saw that Mulan was a little absent-minded, and reminded loudly.

"Gross! There is also this kind of old bag! Looking at General Bao's skinny back, Mulan thought with a green face.

The night was very cold, and Mulan slipped out of the dormitory, ready to go to the cafeteria to find something to eat.

"It's so cold! Go get some hot food in the room! Mulan clasped her hands to her chest, and suddenly discovered something important, "Suffered!" In a hurry, I forgot to wrap my breast! ”

Mulan looked at her **** distressedly. As soon as the cold wind blew, the clothes stuck to the body, and the two bulging bulges were very obvious.

"So you're ...... Hum! The senior brother suddenly appeared and pointed to Mulan's chest and said.

"It's over! It's been discovered! Mulan thought in a panic.

The senior brother opened his hand covering his chest, and saw eight big bags bulging out of his chest! "You've only hid two! I hid eight big steamed buns! The elder brother said proudly.

"Huh?!" Mulan was speechless for the dullness of the senior brother.

In the barracks, Mulan warned the senior brother sleeping on her left very seriously: "You can't touch me while sleeping!" ”

"Oh!" The elder brother replied.

"So do you! Don't touch me while you're sleeping! Mulan turned to the little junior brother on the right and said.

"Don't touch me! Don't touch it! Mulan was not at ease and kept warning.

As a result, in the middle of the night, Mulan, who slept very poorly, slept horizontally, with her hands on the senior brother's face and her feet on the little junior brother. Alas, she touched it herself, so she can't blame anyone!

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The elder brother wrote something on the bulletin board, and everyone gathered around to read it.

"No, it won't! Running 500 miles a day? ”

"Eight hundred arrows! Forty bricks! The frog jumped 2,000 times......"

"How much do you have to practice every day?"

"It's so inhuman!"

"I can't take it anymore!"

"I'm going home!"

"I'm devastated!"

Hearing such a noise behind him, the senior brother looked up and found that he had written a typo, so he hurriedly took a pen and added it.

"I'm sorry, the word 'month' was not written well!" Senior Brother said with a smile. The companions who had a false alarm rolled up their sleeves and prepared to beat up this guy who wrote the word "month" as the word "day"!

Archery training is now underway.

Fortunately, Mulan has been exposed to these weapons on weekdays, and they are all quite proficient. Mulan held her bow and arrow, calmed down, and shot an arrow at the red heart.

"Handsome! 100 steps through the heart! Mulan said triumphantly.

"100 steps around the heart!" At this time, the voice of the senior brother suddenly came from behind him. Mulan looked back and saw that the senior brother put eight arrows on the string and shot them. Mulan looked at it, and the eight arrows were nailed exactly around the hearts, and they were extremely evenly distributed.

"Cool!" Mulan said adoringly.

General Bao is teaching everyone how to marksmanship. Just when the wind blew a fallen leaf, General Bao stabbed it with a shot and pierced the fallen leaf on the gun. General Bao said: "Be fast with your spear skills!" Vicious! Permit! ”

After that, General Bao picked up some fallen leaves and threw them into the air: "You use these leaves as targets!" Ah! Sudden change in wind direction! A strange wind blew, rolling up the fallen leaves that had been thrown elsewhere to General Bao's chest and abdomen.

"Kill!" The soldiers only had fallen leaves in their eyes, and at the same time raised their guns and stabbed.

"Hey! Who told me that the military order is like a mountain...... "Fortunately, the stab is not deep, otherwise General Bao would have retired from the army early!"

Everyone practiced riding and archery. Mulan galloped over on an old flower, and an arrow hit the straw man's head, winning the praise of General Bao: "Well, it's very accurate!" ”

Next on the field is the big brother. The elder brother rode over on another horse, patted the horse's butt as he ran, and said, "Run! Come on! It's our turn! ”

It may be that the elder brother's action of slapping the horse's ass annoyed the horse. As he was about to get in front of the straw man, the horse suddenly braked sharply, throwing the unprepared elder brother out, and his head happened to pass through the straw man's belly.

"Wow! Your head is more accurate! General Bao exclaimed.

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Hun spies came to spy on intelligence.

He hid behind a big tree, and when he saw a few Han soldiers coming over with a smile, he hurriedly went up the tree to hide.

A few Han soldiers walked under the tree, unbuttoned their pants and shh

After a while, Mulan ran over with her crotch covered, "The urine is almost suffocating!" Mulan looked around, saw that there was no one, and squatted down to solve it.

The "......" spy was speechless.

The spy returned to the Xiongnu camp and hurriedly reported to Shan Yu: "Report to the king!" I found that there were women dressed as men in the Han military camp! ”

"I can't imagine that a woman of the Han nationality has such fearless courage!" Shan Yu was suddenly in awe of the Han soldier who was dressed as a man. The master standing on the side also nodded slightly.

"It hurts my heart so much when the king says that!" The spy suddenly stepped forward, touched Shan Yu's chin with his hand and said, "I have followed you in disguise as a man for ten years, and I have never praised me!" With that, the Spy ripped off the veil, revealing a face that resembled a flower.

"......&&%......&¥......&" Shan Yu means that he wants to vomit.

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The barracks canteen cooks the same meal every day, and everyone complains about it.

"The food in the army is also too bad! The meals are all pickles and dried rice! The little junior brother said dissatisfiedly with his rice bowl.

At this time, I saw General Bao coming over with the same rice bowl as them, and the bowl was also filled with pickles and dried rice, which was the same as the soldiers.

The soldiers were moved: "General Bao can endure hardships!" Brothers will follow him! So, everyone picked up their rice bowls and ate very happily.

General Bao sat alone in his exclusive seat and snickered, peeling off the pickles and dried rice on the surface, and hiding the braised pork underneath.

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The emperor sent the chief eunuch to the parade, and General Bao accompanied him throughout the process.

"Father-in-law, this is the honor guard of this army!" General Bao pointed to the tall, majestic, and neatly standing soldiers in front of him.

"Well, the army is magnificent!" The chief eunuch was satisfied.

"Father-in-law, this is the vanguard of this army!" General Bao turned around and pointed to the vanguard composed of Mulan, Senior Brother and Little Senior Brother and others. This group of people looks very different from the honor guard just now, not to mention the difference in height, shortness, fat and thinness, and they are still standing crookedly, giggling, and there is no military discipline at all.

"What?" The chief eunuch was shocked, "Why is the feeling of the vanguard so much different from that of the honor guard?" (To be continued.) )