Late at night, Ji Ran lay in bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Since bringing Lu Bu back to the Celestial Empire, Lu Bu seems to be out of place with the things around him, especially his violent personality, he can't tolerate half a grain of sand in his eyes, and he belongs to the kind of character who is very impulsive and absolutely dangerous.

A few times Ji Ran even had the urge to hang a sign around Lu Bu's neck, which read, "This person is dangerous, don't disturb idlers!" "A few big words, but, just thinking about it, and feeling that something is wrong, if you really put a sign on Lu Bu, maybe it will attract more attention, when the time comes, if you meet one or two idle guys who have nothing to do and find excitement, won't there be chaos again?

However, Lu Bu is a big living person after all, and he is extremely energetic, doing a thousand push-ups a day, more than 500 sit-ups, plus thousands of jumps on the spot, and the amount of food is also surprisingly amazing, I remember that when he was at Pizza Hut, he ate thirteen pizzas at a time, and it was 14 inches, which made Ruoshui MM stunned, just that dinner, Lu Bu actually ate a whole thousand yuan of pizza alone, which made Ji Ran feel distressed for a while, although he didn't spend his own money, but, As long as he took out the money from his pocket, Ji Ran felt very unhappy, hehe, a little money fan.

After the lesson of Pizza Hut, Ji Ran secretly decided in his heart that he would never take you to Pizza Hut next time, and when he had a big meal next time, he would go to the buffet, although he would lose money every time he ate the buffet, but as long as he brought Brother Lu alone, it was estimated that ten people's capital would be able to eat back (*^__^*) hehe......

Early in the morning, Ji Ran had just gotten up, and he heard a shaking in the apartment, Ji Ran pushed the door in a daze, and Lu Bu didn't know where to move a big stone, and the big stone was hundreds of catties, right?

Lu Bu held the big stone with both hands, doing weightlifting movements back and forth, and after doing dozens of them in a row, he put the stone "poof!" He threw it to the ground with a thud, and all he could hear was "Boom!" ~" With a loud bang, the whole apartment was shaken, and then looked at the floor, a big hole was actually smashed out, and Ji Ran's face turned green at once.

"I said Brother Lu, you... What do you want me to say about you? Where did you get such a big stone? Ji Ran came to Lu Bu, bent down and moved the stone out, but after all his strength, he couldn't move a bit, I go, this stone is really heavy enough.

"I saw it in the park, and I saw that this stone was weighty, so I moved it back." Lu Bu said lightly, Ji Ran was taken aback, "What? Did you bring back the gardening stones from someone's park? How can this be? It's someone's public property, so how can you move it back to your home without permission? ”

"Isn't it just a broken stone? I'll move back in a minute. Lu Bu moved his muscles, bent down, accompanied the stone with both hands, and with a little force, the whole stone was actually carried by him on his shoulder, just as easy as a primary school student carrying a schoolbag, Ji Ran was dumbfounded, Brother Lu, you are really strong, no wonder you are called Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten in the game.

Just when the two of them were about to go out to deliver stones, suddenly there was a mountain sound of the door being smashed, Ji Ran hurriedly opened the door, but saw several police comrades break in, and there was an old man behind the police, "It's him, it's him who stole the stones in the park." ”

Although the old man's expression was very angry, when he spoke, his tone couldn't help but tremble, and even a few police uncles were pale, "I'll you, what is this guy doing?" Can he carry such a heavy stone? ”

"Uncle policeman, you misunderstood, he didn't steal the stone, he just thought it was fun for a while, so he took it back as a barbell lift, he just finished lifting, and was about to put the stone back, he really didn't mean to steal, please believe me." Ji Ran hurriedly explained.

Ji Ran's explanation was very pale in the eyes of the police, compared to whether Lu Bu really wanted to steal the stone, there was a question that was more worthy of attention, this stone was moved from a park more than a thousand meters away, "I just want to know, how did this stone come from?" ”

Lu Bu stepped forward, and everyone quickly dodged a big circle, just the big stone on Lu Bu's shoulder weighed hundreds of pounds, in case he accidentally hit himself, I am afraid that he will have to spend the rest of his life in bed.

Lu Bu walked out of the apartment, several policemen drove a patrol car, followed Lu Bu, and walked for a full two miles before coming to the park, along the way Lu Bu walked like flying, although he was carrying a big stone on his shoulder, but he didn't feel the slightest effort, when he walked a few steps, he actually came to a squat, which made Ji Ran wonder, is he a human being?

After a while, Lu Bu came to the park, and immediately attracted a group of onlookers, but no one dared to come forward, Lu Bu came to a big tree in the park and stopped.

"Brother Lu, if you're tired, just take a break, you're about to get to the place, and it doesn't matter if you rest and then leave." Ji Ran took out a tissue, stood on tiptoe, and helped Lu Bu wipe his sweat, Lu Bu smiled slightly, "Xiaochan, guess me, can I throw the stone into that pit?" ”

"Huh?" Ji Ran was taken aback, from here to the pit in front of him was at least ten meters away, how could these hundreds of catties of stones be thrown over? Moreover, there are still people playing badminton next to the stone pit, in case the boulder accidentally hits someone, it is definitely not a joke, thinking of this, Ji Ran was so frightened that he trembled, and hurriedly waved his hand again and again, "Don't, don't, Brother Lu, I believe it, I believe you?" Don't throw it away, just put the stone in it. ”

Lu Bu laughed, suddenly one hand held the bottom end of the stone, his knees bent slightly, his body was like a tight bowstring, and then he suddenly exerted his strength, and the whole boulder was actually in front of everyone's eyes, "Whoosh!" ~", flew out, and from the air "Whew!" ~" went straight to the stone pit, and an old lady playing badminton next to the stone pit was scared silly on the spot, and the whole stone almost flew past her head, only to hear "Boom! With a bang, the boulder actually landed in the stone pit, which was not bad at all.

Although the boulder didn't hit anyone, Ji Ran's heart almost jumped out, and his heart was "plopping" in his chest, and what was even more annoying was that Lu Bu was not worried at all, but laughed out loud, Ji Ran was angry, and glanced at Lu Bu angrily, "It's funny, isn't it?" Are you angry with me, you are happier? ”

Seeing that Ji Ran's face was not good, Lu Bu scratched his head in embarrassment and froze in place, "Xiaochan, aren't you happy?" ”

"What's the heart? I didn't let you lose it just now, why didn't you obey? What if I hit someone? With such a heavy stone, once it hurts someone, we can't eat it and walk around. Ji Ran's pretty face turned pale with anger, and Lu Bu was also embarrassed and at a loss, just now he really wanted to tease Ji Ran, but he didn't expect Ji Ran to be so angry, and he was very depressed in his heart.

When Ji Ran reprimanded Lu Bu, several policemen surrounded him, Ji Ran felt that the situation was not good, and hurriedly pulled Lu Bu to run, although Lu Bu ran fast enough, but Ji Ran was obviously slower than the police, and he was arrested by the police after running for a while.

"Little girl, do you still want to run?" The policeman's uncle had so much strength that he grabbed Ji Ran's little pink arm and didn't let go.

"Uncle policeman, what's wrong with me? Why did you arrest me? Ji Ran looked innocent.

"You didn't do much, so why did you run away when you saw us?"

"No, didn't I come with you to deliver the stones just now?"

"Why are you still running when you run out of stones?" The police uncle said, taking out a pair of big handcuffs from behind him, Ji Ran turned white with fright, "Uncle policeman, don't, I'm a good person." ”

"Isn't it a good person to go back to the police station first." The policeman's uncle said, with a click, he handcuffed Ji Ran's wrist, and just as the police were about to handcuff the other hand, Lu Bu suddenly rushed back, seeing that Lu Bu was about to knock the police away, Ji Ran was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked the police with his body, "Brother Lu, don't." ”

Lu Bu was afraid of bumping into Ji Ran, so he had to stop, and the rest of the policemen wanted to make a move with Lu Bu, but they didn't dare to get closer, Lu Bu was not only tall and big, but also just now he actually threw hundreds of catties of stones out of more than ten meters in one go, just that explosive force, it is definitely not that these small physiques can withstand a punch and a kick, it is just a bluff at the moment, and no one dares to really compare with Lu Bu.

"Let her go! ~" Lu Bu's eyes widened angrily, and the policeman's uncle was frightened to take a few steps back, "Don't come here, let me tell you, it's illegal to attack the police." ”

Obviously, Lu Bu is a big law blind, how can he know the various laws of our Celestial Empire? If you want to subdue a dangerous person like Lu Bu in the Celestial Empire, you must not rely on pistols and big sticks, you can only overcome rigidity with softness, and only in front of Ji Ran can Lu Bu show her gentle side.

"Brother Lu, don't do this." Ji Ran grabbed Lu Bu's arm, and Lu Bu stopped and protected Ji Ran with his mighty body.

Although the few police uncles in front of him were not Lu Bu's opponents at all, Ji Ran knew that the Celestial Empire still talked about the law, and although Brother Lu was very powerful, no matter how powerful he was, it was impossible for him to use the strength of one person to fight against the entire judicial system of the Celestial Empire? The only correct thing to do is to be a good law-abiding citizen.

Under Ji Ran's hard persuasion, Lu Bu finally dissipated his anger and was taken to the police station with Ji Ran.

"Age?"

"Nineteen, no, eighteen."

"Eighteen or nineteen?"

"Eighteen, right? The bone age may be nineteen years old. "Ji Ran lived in the Han Dynasty for two more years.

"Gender?"

"Male." Ji Ran said timidly, and the police aunt was obviously impatient, "I asked you about your gender, but I didn't ask you about your boyfriend's gender." ”

"yes, man." Ji Ran repeated, "That's what is written on the ID card." ”

Ji Ran took out her ID card, and the police aunt took it to see that it was really a man, so she couldn't help but look up and look at Ji Ran carefully, "Then what's going on with your breasts?" ”

"Huh?" Ji Ranqiao's face turned red half, and she didn't know how to answer.

"Fake?" The policeman aunt asked.

"Hmm." Ji Ran nodded again and again.

"A sponge stuffed in there, huh?"

"......" Ji Ran's face was full of black lines, and he fell headlong on the table.

After a round of inquiry, the problem was inevitably exposed, Lu Bu did not have an ID card, and the police uncle checked all the information and files, but did not find any relevant information about Lu Bu, which is naturally reasonable, Brother Lu is a figure in the Three Kingdoms period, how can there be his information in the archives of the Celestial Empire?