It's really hard to say how well the video is put on the earth, there are too many videos, and many viewers' appetites have been raised, anyway, everyone is idle, so it's self-entertainment. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The opening scene is connected by everyone using chat software, and the five people are in the water polo chat group, and the opening shot is very simple, sitting together and talking with instant messaging.

Fatty: "Where are you?" According to the agreement, I have come from my hometown to the foot of Fengchao River, next to a small forest. ”

The fat man said his purpose in his heart at this moment, he heard his grandfather say since he was a child, his ancestors migrated from the Ming Dynasty, and he used to live at the foot of the Feng Dynasty.

There is no way to verify the truth or falsehood, for the sake of money, the fat man gave up the profession of chef, he doesn't plan to be so mediocre anymore, he wants to hunt for treasures, and he wants to change his life. He has never been far away, relying on his youth and relying on the Internet, he resolutely chose to travel in a group, with the goal of conquering the mountains and finding treasures.

Zhenzhen: "I also arrived, surrounded by trees, I can't tell the direction, and the fat man's hair is shared." ”

Falling out of love, a few friends in the group said that they wanted to travel, although they were not familiar, they might meet a rich and handsome man to make up for the trauma of my soul, this is the monologue of another team member Zhenzhen.

Chichi: "It's all centered on the fat man's positioning, and we will keep in touch at any time, and we will be there soon." ”

I am an adventurous person, quit my job, challenge all kinds of disasters in life, start from traveling, increase experience and knowledge, conquer the world step by step, the next step is Mount Everest, I see me conquer!

Tang Yan: "There are still 1,238 meters away from the positioning, there are too many things, I can't walk, ask for support!" ”

Since I was a child, I like to walk around, like the prairie, like the endless desert, but unfortunately, I have not been able to, and now I have finally found a professional team, after learning their experience, I am an eagle, let me soar between the heavens and the earth.

Ouyang Shenshou: "Wait for me, the train is delayed, wait a while~!" ”

After more than ten years of teaching, I finally refined a pair of skills that are not empty, as long as there are people, I will not starve to death, and for the first time I secretly came out to explore the rivers and lakes, I must be famous in the rivers and lakes.

……

When the four of them finally got together by chatting through the positioning system, everyone pretended to share their imaginary travel experience.

Fat man: "At first glance, Ouyang Shenshou is a novice, and experienced veterans are all here in advance to arrange the itinerary, he is too late in time." ”

Chichi: "It's just that you don't understand the rules at all, don't you know?" One hundred and eight iron laws of tourism. ”

Is it so hard to travel? There are one hundred and eight iron laws, you must know it, and you can't be looked down upon.

The other three all pretended to understand and nodded their heads to show that they understood.

Chi Chi was stunned, and said casually, is there really one?

Zhenzhen was very young, and in order to find out what was there, she asked cautiously: "It seems that I am the youngest, inexperienced, and only remember ninety-nine, what are the other nine?" ”

Her question made the fat man and Tang Yan prick up their ears, waiting for Chi Chi to answer, learning one by one.

Chichi is embarrassed, casually say that Kujo can fool the past? It is not easy to be corrected.

"This ...... Is this ...... I don't know, yes, I don't know, what are your ninety-nine articles? I'll be able to add it to you. "Chi Chi was in a cold sweat, at the critical moment, fortunately, his brain turned fast.

Zhenzhen is blind, it's better to be silent, what now?

"Did I say something wrong or did you hear it wrong? I said I knew nine, and I forgot ninety-nine, and I basically forgot all of them. I pay attention to practice, familiar with practical tourism, and have little contact with theory, such as what to do and what not to do in tourism, but to use jargon, it is not good to say it clearly. ”

At this moment, the mood has long lost her tough tone, and Zhenzhen is also a little stuttering when she speaks, so she is afraid to ask her about the nine again.

"I heard it, Brother Chichi, you did hear it wrong, you better tell her in detail, let's review it too." Tang Yan looked at Zhenzhen's appearance and guessed that she didn't understand either, so she said helpfully.

"Zhenzhen said it really well, practice is more important than theory, we have to learn from her. By the way, are you all ready? What things did you bring, learn from each other, and learn from each other's strengths. Chi Chi quickly changed the subject.

When several people met, they were all careful, not cowardly, and used wisdom to confront.

"I'm young, and my experience is not as rich as my predecessors, so I will learn from you first." Zhenzhen first said that she didn't know if what she had prepared was suitable, so let's see what everyone had before talking.

At present, there are four people, according to their age, Chichi is the oldest, followed by Tang Yan and the fat man, as for Ouyang Shenshou, they haven't seen it, they don't know.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Chi Chi knew that he couldn't hide, so he immediately spoke: "Okay, let's take it the same one and see who is the most prepared."

This is the first must-have item I prepared, rain boots, it is not an ordinary rain boots, made of pure rubber, a sharp weapon for rain and self-defense, poisonous snakes and beasts can not break through its defenses, and save lives at critical moments. "Instead of opening the suitcase and backpack, I lifted my pants up.

The fat man saw the red rain boots and understood, it turned out that he had to prepare a pair of rubber shoes for the trip, but fortunately he wore a treasure armor in order to find the treasure.

Unbuttoning his coat, the fat man said: "Ancestral underwear armor, when you encounter robbers, as long as you don't use a pistol, I can say that you are invincible." Alas, in a hurry, I forgot to take my feet, but fortunately there was a hat on my head, an imported silk hat, which could protect my head. ”

Tang Yan took out an electric baton from her bag and said: "Military electric batons, whoever touches it will die, the safest thing is not to guard, but to attack, 100,000 volts, whoever touches it knows." ”

Zhenzhen didn't hesitate, took out a pistol and said: "A self-defense weapon given by a friend, specially used to scare the enemy, a personalized lighter." ”

It's not that Zhenzhen explained quickly, the three of them were about to be frightened, the first time they met someone with a gun, could it be that they couldn't sit in the car when they came? This gun is too real, not to mention that you can't tell whether it's real or fake.

"Alright, it's me again, see what this is?" Chichi took out a plastic square bag and let everyone guess.

"Inflatable tent?" The fat man spoke first.

"You have such a small tent at home? Definitely not, is it also a plastic bag? Zhenzhen asked.

"It's not going to be that simple, I guess it's his girlfriend, a simple version of an inflatable doll." Tang Yan saw that it was very soft, obviously it was not a hardware configuration, and it was very obscene to see Chi Chi's expression.

"Poof, disposable raincoat, to prevent sudden rain, you think too much." Chi Chi pointed at Tang Yan and said. Others guessed it was normal, but when she got here, it changed its taste, which was a little embarrassing.

"Alright, it's me again, see what this ...... is!" The fat man pulled out a bag of things. (To be continued.) )