Chapter 5: Set a Trap for the Big President
Drink tea, don't drink black tea, only green tea;
Drink coffee without sugar or milk;
Don't eat non-green leafy vegetables, meat can't bring a little fat?!
Call him at 6 o'clock every day to urge him to get up?!!
Chocolates are prepared every day!!
Candy only eats white rabbits?!!
Before the meeting, the mirror should be prepared, and the leader should tidy up the appearance;
Take a nap at 12:30 p.m. and prepare lunch at 1:30 p.m. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The leader likes to be praised by others!!
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Lu Li looked at the string sent by Secretary Sun, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this president was a bear child......
The gentle, gentle, mature and steady He Jinmo who used to be in Lu Centrifugation is gone, and it turns out that he is also a hypocritical lover......
glanced at He Jinmo who was working and sighed, it seems that you really can't just look at your appearance!
After a few minutes, Lu Li flexibly rolled his eyes and smiled.
Silently glanced at the computer screen, then silently copied and pasted, and then the content was transferred to the alien paper, and then silently locked it, and then put the paper on the table with confidence.
"I guess this bear kid boss doesn't want to see his bad habits made public like this! Then he will definitely move this piece of paper when the time comes, and then he will discover the magic of this paper. ”
"Hee-hee, what a wit! Give yourself a thumbs up! ”
Sneaking a glance at He Jinmo and finding that he was still working, the tea in the cup was gone, and then she got up and refilled him with water.
He Jin didn't raise his head and said thank you, as if he was worried about something, and kept frowning.
After adding water, she told He Jinmo that she was going to go to the toilet. He Jinmo still didn't raise his head and snorted.
He Jinmo still looked at the expenses reported by the financial department in his hand, and found that office supplies, office paper, toner and toner cartridges were becoming more and more wasted as employees used them more and more.
Office paper and printers alone cost a lot, and now the company is still developing. This has always been He Jinmo's heart disease.
He has always wanted to buy a batch of printers that don't waste ink, but now there are no printers that don't waste ink. You have to use as much ink as you type!
He also thought about restricting the use of paper and ink by the employees, but the employees complained and found that it was impossible to terminate the decision.
He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and when he glanced at it, he saw the paper that Lu Li had pasted on the table.
He Jinmo was curious about what this strange girl had written, so he stood up and walked to Lu Li, and when he saw that it was written on it that it was all his bad habits, he hurriedly took it down and wanted to tear it off, and then wanted to come back to warn her not to post his habits.
However, something strange happened, why can't this paper be torn? Paper made of plastic? He reflexively found a pair of scissors and wanted to cut it, but something strange happened to him again, and he couldn't cut it no matter how he cut it!
Oh yes! I don't believe it! I took out a lighter from my suit pocket and tried to burn it, but something strange happened...... This piece of paper is still fine!
How can paper not be burned by fire? Even if it's made of iron, he has to become a ****?!
Wrong! This is printed, not handwritten. But I didn't see that strange girl printing anything!
How weird the whole thing is. He couldn't help but be curious.
He grew so big, it was the first time he was so desperate to see someone appear in front of his eyes quickly, he really had too many questions to ask!
This weird girl!
He Jinmo held the magical piece of paper in his hand, his eyes full of inquiry.
Time passed little by little, and just when He Jinmo scratched his heart and wanted to rush to the women's toilet to find Lu Li, Lu Li came in.
He Jinmo saw Lu Li's face excited, and hurriedly took the piece of paper and walked quickly to Lu Li: "Lu Li, tell me what is going on with this piece of paper?" ”
Lu Li hooked his lips and smiled and brought out the rhetoric he had thought of a long time ago: "Oh, this is a valuable invention by my friend, don't break it for me if you take it."
He Jinmo almost didn't choke on a mouthful of blood, this can't be broken by tearing it with hands, cutting it with scissors, or burning it with fire, I just made a little effort You are embarrassed to say don't break it!
But now is not the time to pursue this: "Friend? What friends? Can you introduce me to him? It's not out yet, is it? When do you plan to interview? He Jinmo asked a bunch of questions like a machine gun.
Lu Li can't turn back a bit, what about the president's cold style?
However, she still quickly copied the words she had thought of: "My friend is withdrawn and doesn't want to meet strangers, and she doesn't want to release these things, because the production is too low, and she can only produce one a day."
He Jinmo was a little disappointed when he heard Lu Li's words, but he cheered up after a while: "If you have one piece a day, will he sell those papers?" ”
Lu Li secretly smiled in his heart when he heard this, of course he didn't sell it, and he was planning to sell it to you!
After Lu Li snickered, he pretended to think and said: "Yes, he gave it to me after he finished it, I can use a few sheets, and I am planning to pack and sell it to Lao Wang's daughter next door to go to school and make drafts!" ”
When He Jinmo heard what Lu Li said, he almost broke his lungs without taking a breath!
Pack and sell it to the old man next door for drafting? Do you know how much this thing is worth? Assi! Stupid girl!
After He Jinmo was excited, he calmed his breath and said, "Then let's see if you can sell it to me?" I buy as much as I have! The price is absolutely fair! ”
Lu Li glanced at him, shook his head and said, "No! ”
He Jinmo was anxious: "Why not?!" ”
Lu Li shrugged his nose, he promised to sell you so early, how could he get a high price, you must think in your heart that I don't know the value of this paper, when I fool me!
"Because I have already agreed to sell it to Lao Wang's daughter next door, if I break the contract, I will pay a liquidated damages of 1,000 yuan a piece." Lu Li said with a cute face.
He Jinmo swallowed his saliva, girl, you are so stupid!
"In that case, I'll pay the liquidated damages for you, and then I spend 2,000 yuan to buy a piece of paper?" He Jinmo showed a very big haired look, with his signature smile.
Fortunately, Lu Li already knew that under his cozy appearance, he was actually a bear child! And judging from this matter, he is still a big profiteer, bullying the baby and not knowing the value of paper? Lady knows better than you know!
Lu Li pursed his lips and muttered: "No, the girl from the old Wang family next door wants to give me 5,000 yuan a piece!" ”
He Jinmo was bored in one breath, this girl is not stupid, this is playing with me, raising the price step by step, interesting!
Although he was depressed, He Jinmo couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I thought I could make a lot of money, but I didn't expect to meet a villain, so I will give you 10,000 sheets, which is definitely a sky-high price, how about it?" ”
Lu Li shrugged his shoulders when he heard him say this, it seems that the profiteer is worthy of being a profiteer, and he knows his intentions so quickly.
"Okay, but I've got tens of thousands, are you sure you can buy them all?"
He Jinmo couldn't help but take a cold breath when he heard the number of tens of thousands, tens of thousands! I thought there were only about 100 of them, but I didn't think there were so many! Looks like this woman has been lying!
Since people don't want to say it, they don't ask.
He Jinmo pondered for a moment and said: "I will set up a company to sell your paper, you are responsible for providing the paper source, I am responsible for the operation, and give you 50% of the shares, how about half of us?" ”
Lu Li raised his eyebrows, the kid is very upright! That's the purpose of the old lady, otherwise why would the old lady just ask you to cooperate~
Lu Li said happily: "Okay! That's it! Then he winked playfully at He Jinmo, "Then I'll go back and prepare first, and find someone to pull it tomorrow~"
Then he ran out happily.
He Jinmo looked at her cheerful back and shook his head and smiled. It's clearly a clever ghost, and he doesn't show a simple look. Even I was almost deceived by her.
Thinking about it carefully, He Jinmo found that from the beginning, Lu Li set it up, and He Jinmo was so confused by the magic of paper that he directly ignored this point.
He Jinmo couldn't help but chuckle, what should I do if I feel more and more interesting about her? I really want to know her better......
When Lu Li got home, he hurriedly sorted out the alien paper, and almost all of it was in a small cart.
Lu Li sorted out and counted them, a total of 3,600 sheets. Inadequate? It's okay~ There are more things in the alien garbage dump!
In fact, Lu Li took this kind of paper to paste the wall, but fortunately he didn't paste the wall, otherwise how much money would have to be wasted on this wall!
Preparing the cart, Lu Li walked to the alien garbage station, Lu Li felt that the name of the alien garbage station was too low, and she decided to officially name the alien garbage station Lu Li's treasure house!
That's right, it's called Lu Li's Treasure House!
Lu Lile thought about it, and after a while, he arrived at a lump of poop, and when he stepped on it, a hole appeared in the ground.
Lu Li walked in along the hole, it was night when he came in that day, so it was dark, Lu Li didn't see how far away he was so clearly, he only looked at the things in front of him, and he was excited.
But now it's daytime, and the isolation space is emitting white light, just as bright as the outside world, and the entire isolation space is shining brightly at a glance!
Lu Li looked at the endless baby and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, "Grandma's is so shocking!" ”
Better! But the mess doesn't know what it does, and many of them are chicken, such as nose hair...... Professional nose hair clearing, is alien nose hair rampant?
After Lu Li encountered a lot of strange things, he didn't dare to read the manual, his brain was so tired......
Hurriedly filled a cart of alien paper and hurried away.
Who knows when the aliens will come and if they do? For the sake of aliens who don't know if it's good or bad, don't see each other, it won't be fun if you capture me......
Lu Li happily returned home and counted the alien papers, singing while counting the papers: "I make money and make money, I don't know how to spend it, I hold Nokia in my left hand and Motorola in my right hand."
ok! Baby! I'm making money, I'm making money, I don't know how to spend it......"