Chapter 5: Zhang Sanfeng who doesn't follow the script

"Bastard, what are you doing, startled, don't you know if you're going to be scared to death in the middle of the night?" The Snow Girl looked at him angrily. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"I'm excited, I'm sorry, I'll go out first." Jiang Daoli dropped a sentence and left his job directly, planning to go out to buy stinky tofu and kill Zhang Sanfeng.

"Hey, let's be honest, even if your work is done, you can sit in peace, and there will be inspections." The snow girl hurriedly reminded.

"It's fine, just a few minutes." Jiang Daoli dropped a sentence and left without looking back.

"I've already reminded you, you deserve to be scolded tomorrow." The snow girl said angrily, and then continued to work.

Behind the company is a snack street, although it is not as good as the downtown area, but there are many people, and there are several shops selling stinky tofu.

Jiang Daoli found a stall with better craftsmanship and often eats, and yelled: "How much you want!" Well, the front is a joke, give me ten bucks, pack. ”

The boss, who was very familiar with him, gave him a blank look, and said angrily: "When you can break through ten yuan one day, I will give you one dollar for free." ”

"That's the one for me eleven pieces." Jiang Daoli said without blushing or panting.

"......" The boss gave him a blank look and ignored him.

A few minutes later, Jiang Daoli dropped eleven yuan, picked up twelve yuan of stinky tofu, and left in a hurry.

The night was dark, and Jiang Daoli decisively took a photo with one click and sent it to Zhang Sanfeng.

In the Earth Immortal Realm, Zhang Sanfeng was looking at the sky angrily, but the immortal soul sensed it for a long time, and he didn't find out who was joking with him.

"Go down to earth, go down to earth, if you can go down to earth, why is the old way like this,"

"No, if Lao Dao doesn't go to the underworld to whip those criminals a few times, Lao Dao's heart will not be smooth."

Just as Zhang Sanfeng was about to drive the clouds to the underworld and trouble his apprentice, a spatial crack suddenly appeared above his head, and a pile of hot tofu fell on his head.

"What a gut, dare to sneak attack the poor road!"

With a light drink, Zhang Sanfeng waved his sleeves and directly put away the stinky tofu, and at the same time, the immortal power fluctuated, sweeping around, but he was stunned and found no suspicious characters.

"What does it smell like, it stinks?"

At this time, Jiang Daoli's voice also arrived: "Zhang Laodao, take it, this is the stinky tofu you want." ”

"Stinky tofu?" Zhang Sanfeng saw the secret weapon that attacked him, his face suddenly changed, and he said in shock: "This, this is the stinky tofu in the mortal world, how is this possible, the immortals and mortals are separated, how can the mortal things run to the earth immortal realm?" ”

That voice just now, by the way, it was the great immortal who invited me to go down to earth together!

"Old driver Daxian, can you really go down to earth?" Zhang Sanfeng is very polite this time, you have used it.

"Of course, however, there is a limit, not too often, after all, there are eyes on it." Jiang Daoli replied, the meaning is obvious, that is, you know, although I can go down to earth, it is also very difficult.

"Then, old driver Daxian, when is the next time you go down, can you take the trail?" Zhang Sanfeng said cautiously, this is a great immortal who can go down to earth, legend, it seems that saints can't go down to earth, but who knows, saints are too far away.

Trail? Jiang Dao is gone, you are a lot older, a character who has become an immortal and an ancestor, and you still have a face to call Xiaodao?

"This, take someone down, I haven't tried it yet, and besides, the place where I walk is more secret, and there are many dangers, like some space crack, time and space storm, I'm fine, but you, I don't dare to guarantee it." Jiang Daoli thought about the dangers that might be encountered in crossing space in the novel, and went back to the past.

"Old driver Daxian rest assured, the poor road yin and yang Taiji defense is unparalleled, even if it is Da Luo Jinxian, it can't hurt the poor road in the slightest, just a space crack, a storm of time and space, the poor road can be passed while lying down." Zhang Sanfeng stroked his beard and replied proudly.

Wocao, shouldn't you pass it on to me and let me help you find a successor? Why are you anxious about the script?

Jiang Daoli twitched the corner of his mouth, this rhythm is not right: "This, okay, when this seat is a thousand years later, when there is time to go to the mortal world, I will take you with me." ”

"A thousand years from now, will there be time?" Zhang Sanfeng, who had a proud face, instantly darkened his face, his beard was almost pulled off, and he said with a sad face: "Old driver Daxian, I heard from the disciples of the poor Dao Difu that the mortal Wudang has fallen, and there is no real heir, and it will take another thousand years, and the world will forget who the poor Dao is." ”

"I can't help it, who asked you not to go down with me before, by the way, although this seat will not go down to the mortal world in the short term, but this seat can send things to the mortal world, you think about it yourself, whether to see the opportunity in a thousand years, or I will help you send things to the mortal world."

I've made it clear enough, Zhang Sanfeng, I hope you will send your inheritance over quickly.

Jiang Daoli sent this sentence, Zhang Sanfeng didn't respond, I don't believe him, yes, after all, I've talked once or twice, but I haven't met in person, why should I let people hand over the baby?

"By the way, Zhang Sanfeng, the mortal world has been in the mortal world for so many years, and it has long been replaced by the development of science and technology, if you inherit it, it is best not to leave any information about you, because the mortal world does not believe in the existence of immortals and Buddhas, otherwise, your disciples will be burned alive."

replied, Jiang Daoli said: "There is still something to do in this seat, go first, and if you want to contact this seat, use the Taoist method to call this seat." ”

After replying, he decisively closed WeChat and rushed to the company, and now it should be Zhang Sanfeng who is in a hurry, after all, his Taoism is declining, and it is about to disappear, and he will no longer inherit it, hehe, there will be no more disciples in the underworld.

A thousand years? A thousand years later, who in the mortal world remembers that there is a Zhang Sanfeng? Jiang Daoli believes that Zhang Sanfeng will compromise, and the first step towards his happiness is about to be taken!

Fart rushed back to the company, Jiang Dao centrifugation in the joy of boundless, if he succeeded in this flicker, then he got the bottle of Rulai in the future, what about the bottle of Taishang Laojun?

Now that the immortals are separated, it is a good opportunity for them to fool these immortals, and Jiang Dao said secretly, of course, everything must be careful and careful, next time you must not be in such a hurry.

In the earth fairy world, Zhang Sanfeng looked at the stinky tofu in his hand, ate a piece, sighed, and then ate another piece, continued to sigh, and looped indefinitely, until the stinky tofu was finished, with a look of unfinished expression: "The taste of the mortal world, I really miss it." ”

After eating stinky tofu, Zhang Sanfeng's heavy face suddenly twitched, laughed loudly, and said: "Haha, it's a poor way, how can the great immortals who can go down to the mortal world covet the inheritance of the old way, and besides, I can go and ask the great sage to add a ban, in this immortal world, there are really few people who are stronger than the great sage; Even if he is really stronger than the Great Sage, the Great Sage is not a vegetarian in the background, and he dares to touch the Great Sage's prohibition, with his violent temper, hehe. ”

After figuring it out, Zhang Sanfeng drove away in the clouds, looking for the Great Sage to lay a ban on his inheritance to prevent stealing learning.

Jiang Daoli doesn't know this, if he knows, he will definitely throw a piece of over and let Zhang Sanfeng try it, what he wants is Zhang Sanfeng's martial arts, immortal inheritance, if it is banned, what is the use of him?