It can be said that the furnishings in the room are very simple, except for a double bed that looks a little shabby, there is also a long square table leaning against the window, the table top is empty, and the bed is covered with a cover. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe two futons not only look old, they seem to be very sloppy, and the lights are dim, but they shine on the woman's face, emitting a bright reflection that seems to be a little green, although they have a pair of phoenix eyes slightly open, and they also smile obliquely at the second gang, but the second gang always feels that there is a malicious smile in that gaze.

I don't know what's going on, when the second gang rode a car, walking on the dark and cold road, the desire for a woman in my heart was so strong, when I saw the woman take off her pants, revealing the two jade legs of Bai Huahua, the desire in my heart was swept away, and in that urging, I ran away without a trace.

"Hurry up, you're such a grinder." Seeing that the second gang was standing still, the woman urged again.

"Why are you in such a hurry, at least you have to talk and brew fun." The second gang made a request.

"You think you're your wife at home, and you're hugging and flirting, the police station has been very tight in the past two days, do you want to go to the detention center for the New Year? Don't hurry up, get down to business, get out of the way," the woman explained, and it seemed to make sense.

"But men are not like you women, just lie there, it's okay, there is no reaction from the man, you say how to do the right thing." The second gang is indeed helpless.

"Then you hurry up and brew." The woman didn't seem to have anything to do, so she could only rush and urge.

"Forget it, I'm still not playing." It can be said that this is also a helpless choice, all at this juncture, the second gang does not want to give up, but when I think of the police station, the second gang feels that time does not wait for anyone, after all, this is a place of right and wrong, in case you really want to be arrested, it is not a matter of breaking wealth and avoiding disasters, and if you don't do it well, you will go to visit the sheep and show mercy, and you will lose your hair when you lose your eyes in the future.

"Nope." The woman protested decisively.

"Why not? Then I can't play what do you say. The second gang looked very helpless.

"It's your business that you can't play, my pants are off anyway."

The second gang knows that this is a rogue act, and her purpose and fundamental purpose is nothing more than wanting money, and the second gang doesn't want to reason with her, because it is better to cause less trouble on this occasion, to put it bluntly, it has something to do with black and white, and the second gang has long understood the reason.

"Won't I be able to pay anyway?" The two gangs said very happily.

"Okay." The woman's answer was also very dry.

Money is really a good thing, he can not only settle a lot of things, but also can bring a lot of happiness and happiness to people, as soon as the woman heard that there was money, she immediately smiled, the flowers trembled, not much slower than the speed of taking off her pants, in the blink of an eye, people have been neatly packed up, with the fifty yuan given by the second gang, excited, and took the lead to go downstairs.

"How is it so fast?" Boss Wang seemed to have left, and the older woman, probably out of curiosity, couldn't help but ask.

"Hehehe, I met a very second man, who only spends money and doesn't do anything, do you say that can be unpleasant. Hehehe" didn't talk at all, not only loudly, but also laughed endlessly, in fact, at this time, the second gang was groping down to the staircase.

Two is two, anyway, it's not you who came to this conclusion to me alone, then Peng Ying is simply commonplace, often mentioned, even Captain Wu of the criminal police team also commented on it, and Lin Xiaoyuan, who doesn't know where he is serving his sentence now, and Ni Guanjiao, whose face is like Lord Bao, of course, there may be many people who are not embarrassed to say it in front of themselves.

The second gang felt very disappointed in their hearts, but they also felt very funny, and they went up with high spirits, but when they were ready to do something with real knives and guns, they didn't expect the guy to come to anything, and they retreated and became a turtle with a shrunken head. I can't help but think of a little yellow joke I heard when I was a child.

It is said that there used to be a young man who walked the alleys and made a living by selling flour, and one day when he passed a small bridge, he saw a big girl washing clothes under the bridge, and she looked really beautiful like a flower and a fairy, and this young man couldn't help but look drunk and infatuated, and couldn't help but sigh: "If I can marry such a beautiful wife in the future, I will her at least eight times every night." "I didn't expect that this big girl had long been interested in this young man, but out of the shyness of the girl's family, she was never embarrassed to say it, in fact, she had already discovered that this young man selling flour was hiding on it and peeping at herself, and she couldn't help but feel happy in her heart, and she couldn't help but sigh when she heard this young man, and simply made her words clear, it may also be a female man, and a contract was made between the two, that is, she let this young man get his wish, and marry him, but also asked this young man to fulfill his promise, That is, at least three times a night, if you can't fulfill it, then the flour shop at home will be assigned to your own name, and from now on you must be honest and obedient.

In the first period of marriage, the young man can barely cope with the battle, to cope with the pass, did not expect that after a twenty days, he has long been powerless, willing to bow down, of course, everything according to the agreement, the young man came out to do business, when he carried a load of flour through the small bridge, I couldn't help but recall the scene when I peeked at my wife washing clothes on this bridge, I couldn't help but feel unconvinced, so I scooped a scoop of flour and hid under the small bridge, and put the flour on the root of my thigh to practice, Unexpectedly, as soon as I thought of the appearance of myself peeking at my wife in my mind, the thing in the lower body suddenly bounced up, and all the ladle of flour was sprinkled at once, this young man couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and chanted a poem, "Let you be hard, you are not hard, it is difficult to enjoy every night, don't let you be hard, you are hard, and sprinkle a scoop of dry noodles clean." “

Although it's just a joke, it says a lot of things, the things of men and women, sometimes it's very strange, not only related to the environment, sometimes it's also related to the mood, there is a famous book that was once banned, called "Golden Bottle Plum" There are also such records and descriptions, saying that Li Bei'er's husband can't have sex with her, it can be said that he is simply a eunuch, but this man is with that Mei'er, and he is a functioning man, the reason is that every time that the bottle has sex with her husband, will persuade her husband to find a half-official position, so that she can get ahead, but this is disgusted by her husband, so she has no interest in having sex, so she has to lead to impotence.

In fact, between husband and wife, there are many famous halls, and how many people in the world today can really understand it.