Chapter 2 The Immortals Come to the Door
"Aqiu! Aqiu! ”
As the saying goes, everyone is equal in front of illness, although July is summer, but Wang Dongxing, who has been lying in the wild for a night, still has a cold!
"This damn river god!" Wang Dongxing was speechless and choked, and scolded bitterly in his heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoDidn't he just throw a stone? As for it? As for it? Are the gods so careful? Isn't that right--immortals? Are there really immortals? Is that really a god?
Wang Dongxing was shocked, he hurriedly ran home and opened the author group, this matter must make these people with big brains staff officers, what if this is true?
Crackling, Wang Dongxing spoke in the group with a straight face: I was beaten by the river god yesterday, I want to retaliate, I don't know what to do, ask for help, beg my sister to take off, I'm in a hurry to wait online...
Swordfish God: "Wangcai, no one in this group will obey, I will obey you!" Beaten by the river god? Why don't you say that you were beaten by a kappa? ”
Mu Zishen: "Lao Wang, the big brain hole is a disease, and it has to be cured... To treat infertility, find Tianlun Infertility Hospital! ”
Fengyue God: "Surprise me, let me drink a glass of '82 Sprite to suppress the shock..."
Balcony Hongchen: "Slay the dragon in your hand, you have the world - let the power of the wilderness burn!" ”
The editor in charge is big: "Xiao Wang, don't be too stressed, it's very hard to write an article, pay attention to your body." ”
"Brothers, look at God!"
"Big thighs!"
"Editor, I'm the little six on the shore of Daming Lake twenty years ago!"
......
As soon as the editor appeared, the scene exploded. The building was crooked all of a sudden, and Wang Dongxing said he was very sad. Sure enough, such a thing as a fairy is not acceptable to ordinary people.
But the big bag on his head and the gold and silver stones on the table all prove the fact that he was beaten by the gods yesterday, why don't these people believe it?
Zi is silent, but if he doesn't say it, it doesn't mean that he doesn't. That smiling white-haired man was really floating on the river yesterday! Is it really as the editor in charge said, I am too stressed and hallucinating?
Forget it, don't think about it if you can't figure it out. Wang Dongxing took out a can of 16-year-old Sprite from the refrigerator and filled it for himself. He didn't have the habit of drinking expired Sprite and outfit thirteen.
The ancients had a cloud: if there is a grudge in the heart, it will be high. As a man of action, Wang Dongxing ran to the roof of the house when he was in a bad mood, and he had a virtue with a certain snitch rumored in the martial arts.
"Beautiful scenery with Sprite, life is really powerful!" Wang Dongxing raised his head and sighed, suddenly he was full of poetry, and his literati temperament was bursting: "My life is not ordinary, not simple, not simple, not simple, not simple, my life is not ordinary!" Hahaha, good poetry, good poetry! ”
The stinky and shameless Wang Dongxing didn't notice that a person was floating down in the air behind him, looking at him with a smile. This man is about two meters tall, and his beard is red. The big red robe on his body looks particularly festive - the ancients wore it when they got married! The man looked helplessly at Wang Dongxing's shameless narcissism with his hands behind his back, and finally he couldn't help but interrupt: "Little friendly interest, the sun is shining, the poems are right, quite literati, the poems rhyme, catchy..."
Wang Dongxing was scared out of a spirit, this is the roof of his house, how did this product appear?
"Who are you? What for? Tell you, I'm from Sanda! I... I'm not afraid of you! "Wang Dongxing is one meter seventy-nine, the man is two meters two, every word of Wang Dongxing's words reveals a void of heart.
"Little friend, don't be in a hurry, Ben Xian is here to find you on this trip, haha, Ben Xian has been looking for you for more than three months, and finally found your signal last night..."The man waved his hand, walked up to Wang Dongxing, patted Wang Dongxing's shoulder and said with a dry smile.
"Immortals? Depend on! Could it be that you are a murderer? Wang Dongxing said without choosing a word.
He writes novels, and he talks to his fantasy writers about what happens if a mortal learns about the existence of immortals. The result is: if this person is the protagonist, the fairy world will buy him to keep it secret, but if that person is not the protagonist, hehe - he will be greeted by humane destruction, and there will be no trace of this person's existence in the world!
Wang Dongxing is not willing to bet on whether he is the protagonist or not, this probability is too small, so small that it is very small, what if he is destroyed by humanity and is given seconds by an immortal destruction cannon?
With a plop, Wang Dongxing knelt on the ground shamelessly. There are great horrors and great opportunities between life and death, and Wang Dongxing's good years have just begun: "Immortals! I didn't mean to provoke the river god! I will keep the secrets of the fairy world and not tell anyone that I have seen the immortals! Spare me! I don't want to die, I still have my parents above, and I have a daughter-in-law and children below who I haven't met! I'm still a virgin! I don't want to die! ”
"Why is Xiaoyou brainless when he speaks? When did Benxian say that he wanted to take his life? Congratulations, children, you are about to become an immortal! The two-meter-two man showed a smile that he thought was very bright, but the two-meter size and the beard on his face made him look very powerful and domineering, and it had nothing to do with kindness, and that smile scared Wang Dongxing.
"I don't want to be an immortal! You must be lying! Wang Dongxing's snot and tears flowed out, and he didn't have the demeanor of pointing out the country and exalting the words just now. Life is gone, demeanor is worth a few dollars.
"Little friend, although I appreciate your cheekiness and lack of discipline, please get up, we still have business to discuss!" The two-meter-two immortal is colored.
"Sorry! Sorry! I can't afford it! Wang Dongxing crawled forward, hugged the immortal's thigh tightly, put his face on the bottom of his robe, rubbed hard, rubbed hard.
The faces of the immortals are all green, the Jade Emperor is above, the Hou Tu Niang is below, and the immortals even have the heart to die! This is a well-known brand in the fairy world - the Xuan Xian Xian Xian robe, which is beautiful and valuable! This is a limited edition hand-sewn by the Weaver Girl Fairy, and there are only a hundred pieces in the whole fairy world! Today, this seamless fairy robe was smeared with a big snot by this mortal... It's disgusting, it's disgusting!
Although the seamless fairy clothes are not contaminated with mortal dust, they are still disgusting! Wait? The immortals discovered a very remarkable fact - the snot was actually stained! It's a dead life! Stained! The mortal's big snot sticks to the seamless fairy clothes!
Don't blame the immortals for reacting so much, seamless immortal clothes sticking to mortal dust is a big deal! Very informative! Let me speak slowly.
The Weaver Girl is an outstanding representative of the fairy world's ready-to-wear world, and her exclusive seamless garment technology is unique in the fairy world. Xianmani's immortal robe does not need to be attached to any clothes purification technique to be unstained with mortal dust. Because the seamless fairy clothing technique is close to the Tao, it is blessed by the Tao. But it was contaminated by a mortal today, and there can only be two explanations for this situation:
1, the great changes in the fairy world have affected the mortal world, and the laws have been disordered.
2, the man in front of him is worthy of the title of the man of destiny, and has the ability to automatically block the laws of heaven and earth.
If it is the first case, the situation in the fairy realm is already precarious. If it's the second type, if you find this person, you will be saved in the fairy world!
The psychology of the immortals is very complex and distressing. He looked at Wang Dongxing's appearance that the mud couldn't support the wall, and he couldn't fight anymore, the future of the fairy world has to rely on such a thing to save it? When you think about it, it feels unreliable.
What to do? Do you really want to comprehend this thing to the fairy world? The immortal is very sad, if this guy sees that Mr. Yu is also virtuous, this month's bonus will definitely be deducted!
Haha, the immortals have appeared, will the myth be far away? Mythical landlord, set sail, or that sentence, if you want to know what will happen next, it is recommended to reward and collect, love you, Mo Da!