Chapter 310: Can This Nima Be Too?

After Zheng Yu Moke finished speaking, except for the host, who was also in sadness, the audience and judges on the field all had a look of almost falling asleep. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Tang Marru: "Old-fashioned! ”

Liu Xu: "No new ideas! ”

Liu Zimo: "It's too vulgar, make up a new one.. Oh no, it's to think about it again. ”

The undisciplined remarks of the three judges immediately caused a barrage of complaints.

[ed.] Make one? Do you want to be so straightforward? ]

[Haha... Well said, it's so uninspiring.. I don't know how many times I've listened to it on other talent shows. ]]

[Hosting such a show, the little angel is really hard...]

....

On the screen, Zheng Yu Moke was also stunned, but then said: "Actually, I'm a man." ”

"What? Are you a man? Liu Zimo stood up suddenly, incredulous.

Zhang Yu, who was watching, also couldn't figure out whether Zheng Yu Moke was made up or real, but since Zheng Yu Moke appeared on the stage, these three judges seem to be a lot more normal.

But Zhang Yu then saw Liu Zimo sit down again, took out a tissue to wipe his tears, "It's so miserable.. Whining. ”

"Damn, isn't it just a man? What's so tragic about it, plus it's a super girl, okay? What are you doing as a man? Luo Chen once again rushed in front of the audience outside the arena and vomited all the slots.

Many viewers who want to complain are suddenly aggrieved to death, this show also comes with its own complaints, you TMD have vomited out the slots,

So what do we do?

"That's right, isn't it a super girl?" Zheng Yu Moke's voice changed, and the originally clear neutral tone changed to a charming female voice.

"Is that okay? Good.. Well, I understand. On the field, Luo Chen looked at Zheng Yu Moke dressed in women's clothes, and the appearance of little Lori, he was speechless for a while.

Liu Xuan asked the classic sentence again: "Then what is your dream?" ”

"Sing." ”

"Let's start with a song." Liu Xuan nodded.

Although everything in the video is normal, after several heavy blows, Zhang Xuan didn't believe that he would really sing later, and he was looking for various reasons to shirk or sing strange songs.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu couldn't help but give himself a few likes, and he had already seen through the routines of this show.

After a while, the poignant BGM in the video sounded slowly.

On the stage, Zheng Yu Moke closed his eyes slightly, and a slightly charming female voice slowly came out.

"The sound of cicadas accompanies me... wandering clouds,

After the memories begin: Quiet and looking into the distance.

The grass is covered with grass. Gujing dry pond..."

As soon as the singing was done, Zhang Yu noticed that something was wrong, because this song was so good, and it was probably an original song.

Is this really singing?

Only then did Zhang Yu remember that this was a talent show...

But why don't I believe it?

Thinking of the previous thunder points, Zhang Yu still couldn't believe that this show would sing well,

This style of painting is obviously wrong, bastard!

But no matter how Zhang Yu complained, Zheng Yu Moke's singing continued, and after a period of singing, Zheng Yu Moke's tone suddenly changed, although it was still a female voice, but it obviously changed a tone.

"The morning light is disturbed, Mo Shang Xinsang...

The wind rolls up, and the flowers fall in front of the court.."

After singing the song, there was silence both on the field and in the barrage, and the audience obviously did not wake up from this sudden change.

It took a full five or six seconds for someone to react...

[Can anyone tell me why it's suddenly formal?] This can't be, what I see must be fake! ]

[Listen well, what song is this?] It can't be original, right? A spoof show actually uses original songs? That's too high-level, isn't it? ]

[With this song, this trip is worth it!] ]

[I don't know what songs Tianyi, Yanhe, and Xinhua will sing later, should it also be an original song?] Ahhh

[Same as looking forward to it.,This is a bit of a supergirl.] ]

..

Zheng Yu Moke's single is undoubtedly a good way to satisfy the audience's thoughts, after all, many viewers are fans of Luo Tianyi, and seeing that the title is related, they naturally hope to see the idols singing live.

After Le Zhengya came on stage just now, it was not as expected, but it disappointed the fans, but fortunately, a single by Zheng Yu Moke made the fans recover some confidence.

Spoof is spoof, but the song still has to be sung...

At the end of the song, the next step was a painful rating, but all the audience had already guessed the result.

The score is nothing more than a standard, even if the tragedy is a little lower, but seeing that Liu Zimo has just cried into tears, it is still no problem to pass, and the score of appearance and singing voice naturally goes without saying.

As for dreams... The other three passed, does the dream of being a substitute still matter?

So no matter how you say it's okay to pass, the only thing I'm worried about is whether the judges of these pit people will mess around.

Liu Zimo: "Tragic 99 points!" Pass! ”

The audience had a-eaten expression on their faces, but they still nodded, just pass...

Tang Maru: "Appearance 99 points!" Pass! ”

Although some viewers wonder why it is still 99 points, but the appearance or something, just don't give a low score.

After passing the two rounds, many fans have already brushed the word "victory" on the barrage, but Zhang Yu, who is also an audience, is inexplicably a little uneasy.

Sure enough, when the camera turned to Liu Xu, Liu Xu's face was solemn, holding a sign that did not pass,

"Singing rating: 50 points! Don't pass! Dream Score: 0 points, not passed! ”

This is obviously deliberately embarrassing, many fans were immediately angry, and the barrage was even more rolling.

[This Nima is too fake, isn't it?] Even if you want to spoof, you can't completely ignore the rules! ]

[Protest!] Those can be said to be satirical talent shows just now, but this is too much! What about fairness?

[That is, what about the fairness of saying good?] Even if it's a black talent show, it won't be like this, right? ]

...

Even Zhang Yu couldn't help but want to slap the table and shout, but he didn't expect Luo Chen, as the host, to shout out what he was going to say faster: "What, why don't you pass?" Shady, there must be shady! ”

Zhang opened his mouth, but he had to hold back the words that came to his mouth, and he was suddenly depressed and wanted to vomit blood...

On the screen, Liu Su did not have the slightest sense of panic in the face of the host's questioning, but pointed to the wall with the four big characters of Super Girl written on it: "What a shady scene, don't you even know the title?" ”

"Is it because he's a man?" The host wondered.

"What a man or a woman, I'm talking about the title!"

Liu Xu pointed to the indicator problem again, and then the camera focused on the wall, and slowly zoomed in...

After seeing the small words that were originally unclear, whether it was Zhang Xuan or the other viewers who were watching, they all had the expression of a dog....

This Nima can also be?

(ps: Thanks to the book friend Red Lotus GJ for the 2000 starting coins, thanks to the book friend Sima Zhang for the 500 starting coins, thanks to the book friend Yanxiao 233, the house to the end of the world, Xiao Xiaoming for the 100 starting coins, sprinkle flowers!) (To be continued.) )