Xiao Hei and I glanced at each other, and we both knew that Nezha must not have come, so this old man would let us bring Nezha over. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I smiled and said, "Old man, Nezha is a fairy, do you think that we two ordinary people can bring Nezha here?" He's going to run. ”

The old man seemed to have this in mind, and he thought for a second: "That's good, as long as you tell where Nezha is, I will let you two go if I catch him." ”

Listen to what he means, as long as he knows where Nezha is, he can grasp Nezha steadily. I couldn't help but wonder, "Why are you so confident?" Do you think you can really catch Nezha? He's very powerful, with three heads and six arms, a chaotic silk and a fire-tipped spear......"

Before I could finish my sentence, the old man waved his hand impatiently and interrupted me, "That was from the past." Now he can only be regarded as a lost dog. ”

I snorted coldly: "In this world now, dog lovers will trouble you." ”

The old man was annoyed and said, "Don't pull the calf!"

Yo, I'm still an old man from the Northeast.

I said slowly, "Now don't say you can't find him, I can't find him......" Before I could finish my sentence, I caught a glimpse of a small head sticking out from the corner - it was Nezha!

I'm crazy, I'm stamping, I'm crooked my mouth to signal Nezha to hurry up! The old man was mistaken, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the distance, and said mysteriously: "Over there." ”

I don't know what it means. The old man explained: "Hemorrhoids hospital. Then he looked at me strangely: "Didn't you have hemorrhoids just now?" ”

I have chills.

I was about to talk to the old man about something else, and by the way, I was about to get some information, when another old man came over slowly.

Calling him an old man is because I saw the folds on his forehead. But he is dressed as an authentic "hipster" - a floral shirt on top, beach pants on the bottom, sunglasses, and a gentleman's hat on his head that old Western men often wear.

Xiao Hei suddenly said: "That Jiang Taigong doesn't want to form an old man army." Why are there so many old men here? ”

The old man smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Clever!" Let me ask you, what age group has the most people in our country now? ”

Xiao Hei and I looked at each other again, and we both saw a look of shock in each other's eyes. If it is really as the old man said, Jiang Taigong will unite all the old men...... His old man's army will number more than 100 million!

"You know it's amazing, right?" The old man grinned: "Now that the whole society is seriously aging, and we only absorb the elderly over 60 years old, this will be an invincible force!" ”

I coldly poured a basin of cold water on him: "Now that the state has stipulated that the retirement age will be postponed to 65 years old, you can't get an old man in this range." ”

Originally, the old man first suddenly realized: "I said why Xiao Li and they don't want to come, it turns out that this is the case." ”

"And," I continued, "old men over the age of 65 generally have problems of one kind or another, such as bad legs and feet, all kinds of problems. Anyway, even if you have a lot of people, your combat effectiveness is not much stronger. ”

The old man's eyes widened: "That's really the case! ”

I continued to fool him: "And did you find out? People of your age are always quick to believe what others say. Mrs. Jiang, are they giving you a lesson? Do you know what he calls it? It's called MLM! ”

"So this is a pyramid scheme!" The old man began to think solemnly.

I struck while the iron was hot: "Do they care if you ask for money?" ”

"yes, it's coming." The old man nodded in agreement.

"Though you ask for money, I don't give you any real benefit. This is deception, and they are pyramid schemes! "I have made a categorical conclusion about Jiang Taigong's organization.

The two old men shook my hand warmly and waved goodbye.

Xiao Hei was stunned when he watched from the side, and finally sighed with emotion: "Brother, if you don't want to be a lecturer for those health care products, then you are called Zhenqu Cai!" ”

I raised my chin triumphantly, and when I turned my head to look for Nezha, I found that he was gone!

"Where's Nezha?" I asked Blackie.

"I don't know." Xiao Hei helped me find it.

As a result, we searched all over the place within a mile radius, and finally even ran to ask the old man who was the janitor of the crematorium, and the old man said directly: "Hurry up and call the police, I lost my child." ”

I muttered inappropriately, "It can't be in the crematorium, right?" ”

You don't know that the old man's face changed at that time, and he didn't even look at the door, so he rushed to the crematorium with the two of us.

There were already a bunch of people standing next to the crematorium, most of them old men.

I saw Nezha at a glance, he was standing next to the crematorium, looking inside nervously, and when he saw me, Nezha cried out immediately: "Brother Nanqing, you guys quickly think of a way to save Prime Minister Bigan!" ”

I was shocked, who is Bigan? Those who have watched "Fengshen List" must know that this is the first minister of the Shang Dynasty, and after his death, he was even given the title of God of Wealth!

I rushed over with an arrow, but was stopped by the two strong men in front of me, who waved impatiently: "Don't be verbose, the dead are to be cremated, don't hinder our work!" ”

An old man on the side waved his hand: "Hurry up and work, there is still a woman after the burning." ”

I motioned for Blackie to stop them as much as possible, and then ran over to see the female corpse covered with a white cloth on the stretcher next to me.

Lifting the white cloth, a beautiful face of a country and a city immediately appeared below, it was Daji, her face was slightly pale, but her eyes were still bright, and when she saw me, she was obviously relieved: "You're here?" That's nice. ”

I turned around and shouted, "It's still alive, they're deliberately murdering!" Alarm! ”

The two big men were quite arrogant before, but as soon as they heard that the person they were going to burn was still alive, their attitudes immediately changed, and they hesitantly glanced at the old man who ordered them.

The old man snorted: "Arrest the three of them too, if something happens, Mrs. Jiang will carry it." ”

The three words "Jiang Taigong" seemed to have a kind of magic, and the two big men immediately pounced viciously towards me and Xiao Hei.

I shouted Nezha: "Beat them, you have great strength." ”

Who knew that Nezha shouted with a crying voice: "I don't have much strength, they took away my divine power!" With that, he pointed to the oldest-looking old man in the middle.

I was so surprised that subconsciously, I turned my head to look at the oldest man, who smiled and raised his right hand, where something of color was glittering.