I was woken up in the morning by my sister. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It was a big pear that was easy to seduce people's appetites, and it was thrown by my sister from a distance that was enough to make people's hearts break and smashed into my skull.

Fortunately, my head has been tested countless times in war, and it is an excellent product of excellent quality, so I was not smashed by the big pear that fell from the sky.

Speaking of which, I seem to have had an intriguing dream last night.

But what is the general content of the dream, being smashed by a pear like this, I basically forgot everything.

This is also human nature, after a person wakes up, no matter how unforgettable the dream is, whether it is scared to scream or sad to tears, it is probably just the time to brush your teeth, you can leave the scene in the dream behind, let you smash your memory album, and you can only vaguely remember that you seem to have had a wonderful experience.

I'm the same way, maybe the things in the dream are really interesting, but even after I just woke up for less than three seconds, I basically only remember the last sentence:

I became a shemale.

I'm not a shemale!

At best... Sorcerer.

Get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, change your clothes, and go out.

That's the difference between boys and girls.

The girls are just wearing makeup... Forget it, when I didn't say it.

After all, girls who dress themselves up and go out will also make men who see their beautiful faces happy, which is a win-win approach, and I can't sneer at it because of a little flaw.

Compared with the scary girl who goes out without powder, the girl who wears makeup is responsible for herself and others!

It was definitely quite a profound experience!

As soon as I went out, I found that today's wind was so cold that it seemed to blow directly inside my body! It's cold and biting!

Moreover, the lead-colored clouds in the sky are stacked on top of each other, not giving the boss of the solar system any face, and strictly blocking every trace of sunlight that may slip in, which is another experience that is completely different from the days before the sun shines.

It was already a warm spring in March, but it was still warm and cold, which made me wonder if the United States, which was across the sea, had really developed a meteorological weapon that could control the four seasons, and triggered it, making this bow-shaped island the first experimental target.

"Good morning! Mr. Xiaofu! ”

I was seriously thinking about whether I should go back to the house and put on a coat, when I met Chie Scanaka, who had just left the house and was going to school.

Her bright and bright smile seemed to make up for the lack of sunshine for me.

Just by shining on that cute face for a second, I was warmed by her.

"You're early, too, Chie."

Hang up the smile that you think is extremely gentle and greet the landlord girl.

"It's rare to see Mr. Xiaofu get up so early."

"Where are the words... After all, high school students have all kinds of troubles. ”

I pinched the big heavy pear in my pocket, it was a precious gift from my sister! It's a big annoyance indeed!

"Qianhui, the temperature is not high today, although the sailor suit is indeed very good for you, but I always feel that such a short skirt is not good for warmth, well, remember to increase or decrease clothes in a timely manner, but don't accidentally suffer from the cold."

Satanaka Chie, the landlord of this private village, who has just entered junior high school, is also wearing a sailor suit that is particularly suitable for her today, as if the sailor suit is a style of clothing that was born for her.

However, on such a cold day, wearing such a short skirt is really embarrassing for these junior high school girls.

I remember when I was in junior high school, there were many girls who did complain in private that their skirts were too short to keep warm in the winter, but perhaps out of compliance with school rules or the self-esteem of being a girl, they had to wear their skirts well even in the cold winter.

Of course, I personally think that the possibility is higher due to self-esteem.

After all, as creatures on Earth that are more hardy than polar bears, their dignity is unquestionable.

But which saint issued the rule that junior high school students must wear sailors' suits? It is simply the sage that all boys should put an incense burner at home and worship together!

"Huh? It's true... Is it a good match for me? It's just a school uniform..."

Chie Satoma pulled up the hem of her skirt slightly, her face was a little pale from the cold air in the morning, but now her cheeks flew away.

Looks like she's reversed what I'm trying to say.

Although this kind of Qianhui is also very cute, but I want to praise her just by the way, the point is to tell her to wear more clothes and not to catch a cold.

"Of course, it's very good, and it's not an exaggeration to say that this outfit was made specifically for you!"

I don't think it's too much of a compliment, because that's what it is.

"Humph!"

But the landlord's sister changed her previous shyness, with a nameless fire in her tone:

"Mr. Xiaofu, your sweet words should be put on the girls who like you! I'm immune to your rhetoric! I won't like you anyway. ”

"Clams?"

"Don't make that innocent face, you are my eternal brother in my eyes!"

"Brother! That's great! If Chie could treat me as an older brother, I think I'd wake up smiling in my dreams! ”

Although I didn't know why the landlord suddenly changed her mood, I quickly followed her words.

Of course, it's definitely not a lie if the brother who is the landlord's sister is happy or something, it's a very serious real feeling filtered by the brain.

But the landlady was inexplicably more angry after hearing my heartfelt words, she raised her little head and ignored me, and walked into the courtyard angrily.

As mentioned before, there is a small open space on the side of the village, and the landlord and we have taken the empty space as our own small courtyard.

"Oops?!"

And the landlord girl who walked to the yard suddenly bloomed with surprise on her face:

"The cherry blossom tree in the yard that I don't know who transplanted it turned out to be unexpectedly backbone! Cherry blossoms bloom even in such cold weather! ”

She happily ran to the tree and danced.

"Hmm."

To the hostess, who was spinning around the cherry blossom tree that bloomed overnight, I checked the pears in my pocket and was noncommittal.

It's early, but the host's school is far away from Minzhuang, so even if you are reluctant to fall in love with the cherry blossoms in full bloom, you have to leave for school.

Because my landlord's sister's school and I are no longer in the same direction, we parted ways when we left the gate of the village.

To be honest, I'm in the same mood as the weather today, or even worse, going to school with the same mood as Jesus on the way to the crucifixion.

That's right! Today is the day when the results of the entrance exam will be announced, and it is also the day to decide which unlucky ones will take the make-up exam.

Unsurprisingly, I'm sure I'm one of those unlucky guys.

And the culprit who caused all this suffering, in the final analysis, is the female ghost who is now hiding in her mobile phone and sleeping soundly, Miss Oshiki Kashiko!

As a female ghost who has lived shamelessly in the world for nearly a hundred years, she is actually an illiterate person who is rare to see on the whole earth!

If I were her, I would have been ashamed of myself, and I would have already found a place to dig a pit and bury myself!

So, it's all Miss Kako's fault! I don't have a penny to do with it!

The huge mistake of failing the entrance examination must be borne by the female ghost!

I decided to put all the blame on Miss Female Oni without any scruples!

It was because of her illiterate fault that I failed the entrance exam a few days ago!

If she could be of some use, I wouldn't have failed the exam!

What a useless guy! How about going back today to find a stubble and give her another training of love?

Miss Kako, who was still asleep, could not imagine how tragic her fate would be at night.

Now I can only pray that God can make the number of people who fail this time a little more, after all, I am such an ordinary person, I don't want to highlight my existence by failing the exam in the high school! Because then not only will you become a big figure who is popular in the whole school, but eighty percent will also become the laughing stock of the whole school.

[Among those who failed the entrance examination for high school, there was actually him! 】

Oh my God! The top ten new students who fail are all exposed! 】

Even the name of the headline for tomorrow's school news, I've already thought of it for the news club bastards.

After I won the glorious title of "Giggle Man", the shameful gold medal of having to retake even the entrance exam will hang on my neck forever!

However, if I don't pass a little more, I won't be as noticeable, and the strange eyes of others will be evenly distributed, so that I will attract fewer eyeballs.

As the saying goes, hide a drop of water in the sea, and that's it.