"You must be wondering, you have a sense of déjà vu when you see a lot of things. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Yuhiko put down the hardcover book that he had finally finished reading and began to answer my questions.

"Whether it's the time, the environment, or the people and events, it makes you feel more than once, 'I've been through this,' 'It shouldn't be like this,' right?"

That's right! That's it! This weird feeling has been haunting me since this morning!

"That's because you've been through too many summers."

For the next ten minutes or so, the alien student spoke in his usual tone that was so smooth that there was no inhibition at all, that he said a strange content full of all kinds of special terms, the complexity of which was comparable to the legend that only two and a half people in the world could understand, and I was obviously not one of them—I knew by looking at my eyes that people who understood that kind of thing would see countless dots and lines no matter what they looked at...... What a sad life that is......

I was so bored because I couldn't understand it, so I got distracted.

Frankly, I fell asleep.

"Kazuya, can you sleep and understand Nagato's esoteric theories?" After Galadia woke me up, she asked in confusion, "I thought about it until my head was about to explode, and I barely figured out what was going on...... Although it is said that your intelligence can grow infinitely, there is no reason for the gap to be so big! ”

"Actually, I didn't understand anything." Honesty is one of the few virtues I have, and I'm prepared to keep it all the time, "Since you can understand, that's enough." Gather intelligence, analyze data, and devise tactics...... I'm a layman, and I just have to follow the plan you clever people have devised to do it. ”

"You really want to ......"

As a man, being stupid is not a problem, as long as there are smart people among reliable partners. is as far away as Brother Guo and as close as Zheng Ren Ape, they are all characters whose own intelligence can make the most patient teachers go berserk, but one has a smart girlfriend and the other has a smart friend, so they are all mixed up.

Of course, if I were going to follow the example of the golden sword and horse to guard Xiangyang, Galadiya would definitely not bring a single beggar to join the special attack team - she would probably sweep the Mongolian steppe with a big sword, and adopt the second wife and male pet of all the people with the surname of Er, regardless of men, women, and children...... Kill all the light, so the world is peaceful, and then we can continue to enjoy the mountains and rivers......

Uh-huh, she's going to do that! The blood and tears of the Starf organization have long proven this!

It can be seen from this that being smart is not a bad thing, being smart and action-oriented, smart and ruthless, that is what will lead to tragedy -- all those guys in history who have killed people in the tens of thousands.

O Galadia, you must grasp the direction of your life, and do not fall into the abyss of the evil witch!

"You're thinking about the mess again, aren't you?"

…… So, I hate smart people the most! Whatever you think, they will see through it!

"Don't think about it, let's hear what happened." Galadia sighed and began to tell the story of the events she had put together.

"The whole thing started around the first August 31st, when you were going to visit the Mingqing team's national league decision match that afternoon, and you were hit by a truck."

"Huh?" I found this first sentence to be very incomprehensible, "It's only July 1st today...... And how can there be a truck in the world that can knock me off? Is it Optimus Prime? ”

"Don't interrupt me with a complaint!"

"Okay, okay, please continue."

Next, Galadya elaborated on the ins and outs of the whole thing.

On the first August 31st, I was hit by a truck and disappeared in full view for a few seconds, and then when I reappeared, there was a beautiful woman in a shrine maiden costume with me, and we were very intimate.

"Being hit by a truck and being able to hit a girlfriend back?" I was deeply dissatisfied with this ridiculous plot, "So shouldn't Wang Hu, who has been recruiting girlfriends, run to the intersection and see a car hit another?" ”

"Compared to you being hit by a car, it is even more surprising that there is suddenly a beautiful woman at least a lover level next to you!"

I imagined it for a moment.

Unthinkable......

Words are not enough to describe the shock of everyone at the time, and the best annotation is Yuhiko's statement.

"At 3:57:09 p.m. on August 31, 2011, Tokyo time, a supernova-level information explosion was generated centered on Haruhi Suzumiya, the scale of which affected the entire universe and caused the timeline to distort at 23:59:59 that night, so the time jumped to 0:00 a.m. on August 17, 2011."

This passage is not difficult to understand, simply put, it is the spring day that resets the earth, the wind and fire, and sets the whole world back by two weeks.

I can probably understand why Kasuga did this—in fact, I'm more curious about why Galadia didn't swing her sword and kill the villains at that time?

"How do I know! I don't remember those things. Galadia replied seemingly calmly, but the flickering electric spark on her right hand revealed her true feelings.

In order to prevent her from pressing the dangerous-looking ball of electricity into my face, I wisely chose to remain silent.

The rest of the matter was that time repeated itself over and over again, and although the SOS members who were aware of the problem tried to change it more than once, no matter how much they tried to put me in the hospital, even begging for a murderous meal from Yasuta Tsuchiya's classmate, Himeji Mizuki, to send me to the hospital, it couldn't change the outcome of the summer when I was hit by a truck and returned with a beautiful woman from somewhere. On the contrary, it may be because of a certain factor that Ah Xu jokingly called "the inhibition of the universe",The symptoms of my "disappearing、And then bring the beauty back" are getting more and more serious.,So the spring resets the world more and more.,The last few times have developed to the point of pushing the dao back throughout the summer vacation.、And I actually appeared for the first time.、With a beautiful woman I didn't know...... This amazing point.

It's no wonder that Yuhiko said that when he saw me today.

"That's not right!" I suddenly noticed a suspicious point, and I couldn't help but ask, "Yuhiko, I remember your patience is good, right?" ”

Yuhiko raised his gaze from the second hardcover book, stared at me for a few seconds, and said, "The 24670th time." ”

24670 times?!

Let's say it's two weeks at a time...... I took out my phone and used the included calculator function to do the math.

811 ......

"Are you the only one who has kept all your memories for more than 800 years?"

Yuhiko simply closed the book and said in his usual expressionless tone, "Time is not an issue. ”

Since time is not an issue, why did you say that?

"In 24,670 summers, there have been 6,651 city-destroying disasters, 372 national disasters, 90 disasters that have brought all mankind to the brink of extinction, 4 disasters that have affected the entire galaxy, and the most serious disaster has even caused the total extinction of all stars within 30 billion light years......"

I'm a sinful man......

"But this time it seems to have turned a little bit around." Galadia interjected at the right time to mediate the heavy atmosphere, "At least this morning, he came alone to attend the summer house. ”

Yes, Bazette received a job to bind the spirits of the retreat, and he went out last night, and he hasn't come back yet; Tsuruhime said goodbye to me this morning, saying that she was going to Izumo to worship some old friends......

What if I went to the station today with Tsuruhime with me?

…… It shouldn't be okay, but she's going to stay with me in the future......

"Actually, the one who has had the most accidents is the female heroic spirit named Uesugi Toraki." Yuhiko shattered my speculation with one sentence, "You brought her back 12,241 times, and each time she and you were very close, a total of 11,930 kisses on the street." ”

We've done things far more intimate than kissing – we can't think about it anymore! Here are two guys who can read other people's minds!

Luckily, Galadia apparently didn't notice my expression, and Yuhiko wasn't a man of many words.

"According to you, I have disappeared and brought back more than 20,000 beautiful women-" I felt that this sentence was very awkward, but I had to say, "So, which women are they?" ”

"There were 13,554 cases where only one person was brought back, 6,201 times when two people were brought back, 3,363 times when three people were brought back, and ...... cases where four people were brought back."

“ＳＴＯＰ！” I interrupted his introduction in embarrassment, "Needless to say, I already understand. ”

"Do you really understand?" Galadia was clearly not very confident in my intelligence.

"What's so hard about that? In general, it's just that I somehow got crash crossing syndrome, and by the way, I was put on a playboy halo, right? ”

"Why are you so quick to respond to this question?" Galadia looked puzzled, "This doesn't match your level of intelligence!" ”

Because I have known for a long time that there are two different versions of the future...... Although it seems to be a little different in the details, in the future that Haruhi and Xiaoxi experience, I am a super playboy who can be called the public enemy of all men, and the wind is so beautiful that I can be called a beast. In a future, while adventuring, I frantically hunted for beauty, leaving my wife, who was a goddess, alone in the empty room and washing her face with tears; In another future, I am surrounded by countless beautiful women, and I am still living a very leisurely life......

The problem is, I don't want that kind of future at all!

"Anyway, if you didn't bring another woman with you this time, maybe it's a turning point." Galadia summed up the whole incident with one sentence, "Kazuya, break this endless summer vacation!" It's up to you! ”

I think she simply doesn't want another woman around me......

Looking out the car window, the weather was fine, the sky was clear and cloudless, and I couldn't tell that this world had been destroyed several times because of my wind and waves.

Well, hopefully this time, for the last time......

………………

In fact, Yuhiko's understanding is still wrong.

After all, he is only an integrated information mind, not an author.

Get hit by a truck, not only don't die, but you can also get at least one wonderful beauty as a girlfriend.

If I were a decade younger, I would have liked to be hit like this......