Chapter 2 The Weirdest Department: Psychological Crisis Intervention Department II

"Hmmm! Xie Jinyan in the first class is the best student in the behavioral psychology major, not only has excellent appearance, but also knowledge and knowledge are one of her most outstanding characteristics! The head of the department introduced over there, but Zhongli Zhixian whispered beside me, "See? It is said that this girl named Xie Jinyan is the flower of our department, I don't think she is good, she is not as good as the ...... in our class"

"Shut up!" Before Zhongli Zhixian finished speaking, Jiang Kai took the trouble to say: "Zhixian, we are here to inquire about the whereabouts of the work, and we have nothing to do with girls!" ”

"Well, I think you're right!" Zhongli Zhixian could only shrug his shoulders helplessly and continued to listen to the introduction of the department head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The next thing I want to introduce is that one of the most legendary figures in our department, Jiang Ji, who majored in behavioral psychology......" As soon as the head of the department introduced, he had a conversation with Zhongli Zhixian before, and the only boy in the class who came stood up. The reason why Jiang Ji is the most legendary is because he belongs to the special enrollment and has not passed the college entrance examination, so he was recruited according to his talented ability, Jiang Fu, can you tell us what abilities you have? The head of the department asked Jiang Jidao:

"I ...... I know a little bit of mind reading! Jiang Qian seems to be a little unconfident about such a self-introduction.

"Oh...... Come on. Can this man read minds? Zhongli Zhixian was the first to object: "If this person can read minds, I think I will be deeply hypnotized." ”

Mind reading is the highest level in the field of behavioral psychology, and deep hypnosis is the highest level of psychoanalysis, they are the ultimate goal of the industry, master these two "highest level" skills, don't say that you are a psychology graduate, the smell of milk has not dried up, even if you have been in the field of psychology for decades, psychology experts, psychology professors, can not say that I have mastered mind reading or deep hypnosis. Therefore, when Jiang Jian introduced that he could read minds, the outspoken Zhongli Zhixian immediately stood up and retorted.

"Do you remember? When we came in just now, I had a conversation with this Jiang Ji, and his exact words were, 'Your work hasn't been done yet?' What does this mean? It means that he doesn't know how to read minds at all, and if he can read minds, he will ask us like this? Zhongli Zhixian then said unconvinced:

"Oh well! If you say so, then I won't be able to read minds! Jiang Qian looked easy-going and sat back in his original seat. What the? Jiang Jia's behavior made Zhongli Zhixian extremely uncomfortable, he thought that this Jiang Qian would have a debate with himself, at least he could show the charm of basic mind reading in front of him, but he didn't expect him to be so modest, compared with Zhongli Zhixian's irritability, Zhongli Zhixian was extremely uncomfortable.

"That's it! Don't argue about this, there is not much time, allow me to introduce the last classmate, Hong Jiwen, who is from the first class, except for the public subjects, which is slightly inferior to Xie Jinyan, but has excellent professional results. The head of the department motioned to the only female student who was not introduced to stand up, and the female student stood up coldly and smiled reluctantly at everyone.

"Hong Jiwen also serves as the vice president of the student union, so it can be said that she is a good student who is more enthusiastic about public welfare." After the department head finished the introduction, he motioned for Hong Jiwen to sit down, then clapped his hands and said, "Okay, the five students present have all been introduced, everyone should know each other, right?" ”

"Head of Department, I think we should hurry up and get straight to the point, we are eager to know, why do we have to embarrass our work when we are so good in your mouth?" Zhongli Zhixian couldn't help but say:

The head of the department looked at everyone's expressions, and it was not difficult to see that what Zhongli Zhixian asked for was precisely able to represent the voices of everyone present, and instead of "step by step", it was better to get straight to the point, "Have you heard of the Wuxi City Psychological Counseling Center?" The head of the department decided to get straight to the point and said:

However, the "straightforward" question of the head of the department is obviously a bit redundant, especially for these students majoring in psychology, it is like asking a computer student, "Hey, do you know what a host is?" "The same mentally retarded problem.

"Head of Department, we mean you could be more straightforward!" Zhongli Zhixian was obviously not very satisfied with such a rhetorical question from the head of the department.

"To put it bluntly, all five of you should go there to report on the job after graduation!" The department head's answer is direct and straightforward enough.

"Are you sure?" Not only Zhongli Zhixian confirmed to the head of the department with a nervous expression, but also everyone else. Everyone knows very well what it means to join Wuxi Psychological Counseling Center? It means that you can eat "imperial food" and have a great future. Can be respected by almost everyone.

When was the title, the title of civil servant has become a position that people are striving for, and obtaining such a position means that your life will change dramatically, and all the halo will hit you, the object is easy to find, the loan is good, and the family can raise their eyebrows...... It seems that overnight, the salted fish turned over, from the bottom of society, suddenly stepped into the middle class or even a higher status.

"As the head of your department, why should I play this joke with you?" The head of the department said seriously:

"It's not going to be a temporary job, a contract worker or something, right? After all, none of us have taken any civil service exams! Zhongli Zhixian still asked the head of the department on behalf of everyone's questions:

"Make sure you have a lot of stuff, and make sure you don't have to take the civil service exam!" The head of the department said very calmly:

"Did such happiness come too suddenly?" Xie Jinyan on the side began to question, and as soon as Xie Jinyan said this, Jiang Kai and Jiang Jian also questioned beside her. Zhongli Zhixian saw Jiang Ji questioning over there, and asked Jiang Ji with a sneer, "Ah...... Don't you know how to read minds? How? You didn't read the psychology of the head of the department? Jiang Jian smiled faintly, and didn't pay attention to Zhongli Zhixian's aggressiveness, but said to Xie Jinyan beside him: "We may have to be colleagues with this mad dog-like person!" ”

"Who do you say mad dog?" As soon as Zhongli Zhixian heard this Jiang Min's insinuation, he immediately jumped up and shouted accusations at Jiang Min, the head of the department couldn't stand it anymore, and patted the lectern and said, "What are you doing?" I asked you to come here to listen to me, not to let you come and behave, now if anyone thinks that this job is not suitable for them, the door of the classroom is there, let me leave quickly! ”

If the head of the department says such cruel words, who would dare to disagree? The work of this Wuxi City Psychological Counseling Center is really too good, although everyone feels a little happy and untrustworthy, but who is willing to easily give up such an opportunity in front of them and walk out of the door of this classroom?

Seeing that everyone was quiet, the head of the department said seriously: "You may not know why the Wuxi City Psychological Counseling Center wants the five of you, and why does it admit you in this form today?" It's not because of how good you are......" The head of the department glanced at Li Zhiming and said: "It's because you all have the same characteristic: you both believe that there are ghosts in this world......"

"Head of the department, does this have anything to do with our Docking Xi City Psychological Counseling Center?" Zhongli Zhixian interrupted: