Eating another lychee, Xu Lai was in the arms of Totoyu: "Mother, the son plans to abandon martial arts and follow the ...... of literature"

It's rare to use the right idiom, take off the fishing fryer, "Do you want a face?" When I was learning words, I said that I would abandon the literature and follow the martial arts, and when I exercised my courage, I said that I would abandon the martial arts and follow the literature, and I would throw away everything, and I would be left with a cheeky face! ”

Xu was scolded by her, not convinced at all, and said back: "Liufeng said that this is how you dealt with him when you were a child. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info then Uncle Huang said, you just rely on a cheeky skin to eat like this! ”

The crowd laughed.

I couldn't get rid of my fishing spirit: "Your imperial uncle taught you to be a soldier ruffian, but he relied on my mother and concubine!" ”

Xu said: "Hey, hey, hey! Aren't you the same thing as Uncle Huang? What kind of humility is it to give to each other? ”

"Do you have a brain? This is not complimenting you at all! ”

Asahi nodded: Yes! They all say that their own children are good, and other people's ladies are good, how can you clearly praise the son? Isn't that a princess selling melons and boasting about herself?

Oops! Several women were amused by the little guy and laughed, and even Concubine Hui couldn't hold back the laughter.

Yuan Deyi said: "Concubine Li, I didn't find out before, Xu Shizi is a pistachio, what are you doing out of the palace?" Stay, right? ”

Totoyu gritted his teeth and said: "This out of the palace is even worse than what Brother Liufeng is used to, Yuan Deyi, get this kid to Suoyang Pass your brother Yuan Junwang and exercise well." ”

Several women exclaimed, "He's only six years old!" Your Majesty was at least twelve years old when she first went, and the mother was so ruthless! ”

No matter whether Xu Gao was unhappy or not, he still had to go to the leopard room, and before leaving, he glanced back at his mother, pitiful, like he would never see him again.

Tuotuoyu couldn't help but scold: "Is your heart eye a scale? Solid? Sitting in your uncle's arms, pretending to be very enjoyable, but it's okay to close your eyes! ”

When Asahi heard this, he began to calculate the gains and losses in his small brain.

"But...... But Hua Jun will find out, and then laugh at Erchen for being as cowardly as a mouse, and he doesn't dare to open his eyes! ”

"Don't worry, the first time I look at it, none of them dare to open their eyes."

What if one of them opens their eyes?

Asahi asked without giving up.

Totoyu pursed his lips and smiled: "Whoever laughs at you, you reach out and touch his crotch, it must be wet!" ”

Xu got the trick, he wasn't scared at all, and just about to leave, he suddenly asked: "Mother, the imperial uncle must have been the one with his eyes open, you touched it...... Is it his crotch? ”

Oh, my God! Little Bunny! You...... What are you talking about!?

In front of the people in the hall, Totoyu was ashamed, and a shelled lychee hit him on the forehead......

Oops! Asahi screamed.

Seeing Concubine Li scolding rudeness, Xu Shizi's forehead was red,

Concubine Yin said angrily: "Concubine Li! How can you abuse Asahi Seko? What a femme fatale! ”

Yuan Deyi hurriedly came over to check: "Xu Shizi, does it hurt?" ”

Xu covered his forehead, shook his head and said: "Yuan Niangniang, after leaving the palace, Erchen only knew that all mothers treat their sons like this, beating and scolding and kicking with their feet. Anyone who is polite is someone else's mother. So, you see, when did the imperial uncle give his sons a good face? ”

The child's unintentional words, Concubine Hui was stunned when she heard it, remembering the difference between her father King Wei and Tuoyu......

When he was a child, he was called a prodigy in vain, and he never forgot it, and every time he saw his father's bad attitude towards the fisherman, he felt that he loved himself even more.

In fact, even the little Asahi understands that love is deeply responsible!

Now, she would rather be the one who causes trouble everywhere, being beaten and scolded by her father all day long, and kicked with her feet......

Seeing that Xu finally left with a bunch of lychees, she thought about it carefully, her father took Totoyu to the vegetable market of Daxing Mansion to see the torture and beheading of prisoners, and more than once.

asked her: "When you were young, your father took you into the palace, and you just came to see the beast fight, don't you remember?" ”

Hearing her ask, Totoyu's face turned red, "I don't remember......"

Concubine Hui said: "What about deceiving fools? This palace remembers clearly, it was Liufeng and Brother Yuming who accompanied you, and when you came back, Brother Yuming also said, because of you, I almost fought with the princes......"

Totoyu hasn't answered yet.

Yuan Deyi was surprised, "Concubine Li, King Wei actually let you watch such a scene as a boudoir girl?" ”

Concubine Yin said: "No wonder it's like a wild boy." ”

What they asked was not the focus of the matter, and Totoyu was relieved, and said with a smile: "It was only when Xu just talked about this that Bengong remembered some of the situation at that time. ”

Concubine Hui didn't let it go, "Since it is the princes, there must be His Majesty among them, let's talk about it?" Did you fight with him back then? ”

Yuan Deyi also said: "Niangniang, tell me about Your Majesty and your affairs back then." ”

Totoyu was embarrassed: No, maybe not with Your Majesty...... Moreover, you will laugh at Hongu's ......

Concubine Hui and Concubine Yin said together: "Is there one thing that Concubine Li doesn't laugh at?" ”

Totoyu pursed his lips and smiled: Okay, this palace will be a storyteller in the tea garden, and I will tell you a book, and I will have fun.

Holding a fan, he opened and closed it with a bang:

Since it's a storyteller, I save the troublesome self-professed.

Well, I remember that I was six years old when I was in a trance, and I was led into the palace by my father to see the world, and I was with Brother Yuming and Brother Liufeng at that time.

They were all dressed in the clothes of a little eunuch and followed me, and I was wearing a boy's riding suit.

It is also in the leopard room of this upper forest garden to watch the fighting beasts.

At that time, it was not bright inside, and the candle flame on the wall was faintly blue, which was already very terrifying, and the smell of blood and beasts in it made people suffocating.

In the stands, in a cage bigger than a house, two ferocious and colorful leopards confronted each other, their eyes bright and green, full of vigilance, ready to kill each other.

The men shouted and cheered for the names of the beasts they had bet on, and I didn't know that they had made huge bets, so I didn't understand why people were so fanatical, except that the beasts on the stage were more rational than the spectators in the stands.

At first, I kept my eyes closed, but then I couldn't help but be curious, opened my eyes and turned my head to look, ha! The children around me closed their eyes and laughed, it turned out that I was not the only coward.

When I looked back at the back, there was a boy, not much older than me, his eyes staring at me viciously, like a leopard in a cage, and my heart was pounding.

With a leopard's roar, I turned my head again, and saw that one leopard was biting the throat of the other alive, sucking the gushing blood, and the leopard that was not dead was covered in blood, trembling and spasmodic, kicking all four legs, wailing in pain......

I put myself in the shoes of a dying leopard and screamed and cried, when two hands came from behind and covered my eyes, and someone whispered in my ear: "Little ghost! Come here, let me touch your crotch! (To be continued)