Xi Ming: It's nothing, I mean my wife, you have a knife mouth and a tofu heart, so I just talk about it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Song Zuer: Not this time, it's a real divorce, not for anything else, I'm too tired to be with you.

Xi Ming: Aren't you tired of being with Lao Wang?

Song Zuer: I'm not tired, phew, what? What does it have to do with him? It's none of our business.

Xi Ming: Daughter-in-law, can you tell me why? I change.

Song Zuer: Have you changed it? How many times have I told you? I can change it a long time ago.

Xi Ming: It's not that I don't wash my socks, it's that it stinks, I have athlete's foot, and every day when I come back from work, there is water in it, and I feel nauseous. Don't I get new socks every day?

Song Zuer: That's not the case.

Xi Ming: You said that cleaning up the housework is your woman's business, the old man is responsible for supporting the family, you let me clean up, what a shame, I will clean up in the future.

Song Zuer: If you let the neighbors listen, you'd rather kneel down for your daughter-in-law than do housework, and you have a reason to earn money outside? You see, how much garbage is made by you? That's not the case.

Xi Ming: I really didn't raise a junior outside, and I was just bickering and joking with them. They all said they felt safe with me and that no one dared to harass them. We are innocent, at most like the countryside, we have nothing to do to molest women, and we never do anything.

Song Zuer: Yes, don't use your hands, move your mouth. Are you a big man who is not doing business? Like a little rascal every day, you are embarrassed to say.

Xi Ming: Isn't this genetic? It's the same with our dad.

Song Zuer: My dad is cultivating sentiments, my mother is not early, you still don't let him have a personal hobby? My dad too, why did he agree to let me marry you in the first place, it's not like that.

Xi Ming: You mean Lao Wang, right? The main thing is that netizens told me that the neighbor's surname is Wang Be careful and ask me what to do? Take down his mother-in-law. I thought about it, I am a person with a wife, I can't take it, find his wife and stare at him.

Song Zuer: You netizen post-80s, right?

Xi Ming: How do you know?

Song Zuer: Now that the market has changed, Lao Wang and Lao Song have made a move, and they have lost miserably, you should beware of me, my surname is Song. It used to be a financial crisis, but now it's a 'Jingrong crisis', and your netizens are outdated, and it's not like that.

Xi Ming: You discovered the small vault? Wife, it's not that I mean to hide it from you, just give me 500 yuan a month to spend, and I can only invite my friends to eat skewers. When my ex-girlfriend got married, I only gave a hundred, and others at least two hundred.

Song Zuer: Small treasury? Ex-girlfriend? That's a lot of information.

Xi Ming: That... That, wife, you heard it wrong, I mean Xiao Jinku, the person's name, my colleague. Former... Girlfriend... It's her surname Qian, her name is girlfriend, and it's also my colleague, male, how did you say she took such a name, it's so misleading, isn't this her going to get married? are all colleagues, and how much they have to be meaningful.

Song Zuer: Are you a fool to me? That's not the case.

Xi Ming: Fooled, what is the matter? Just came to make a joke for a long time, how interesting, haha.......

Song Zuer: And what you didn't say, plus what you said now, this is the reason why I want to divorce. I found out that you still have a lot of things to hide from me, okay, you can hide it, the underground party lacks you like you. You let the big guy listen, how do you live with such a person?

Xi Ming: I'll change, I won't cheat anymore, you let me kneel for ten minutes, and I won't kneel for two minutes again.

Joey Song: What? You're lying to me too, there's really no way to get by. When I married you blindly, how good a person I used to be, especially in the past year, but now it's so bad and it stinks.

Xi Ming: I was blind at the beginning, but now I will divorce when I am well, and I can't cross the river and tear down the bridge. I haven't changed, I just like to quarrel, I don't speak reliably, my heart has always been red, how can anyone be directly sentenced to death, give me an indefinite sentence, and see if the performance is commuted.

Our son is older, I'm old, and I know I'm sorry for you, always making you angry.

Living a life, isn't it just that the parents are short, today they will break a basin, tomorrow they will have a bowl, and the couple will have nothing to do. It is not the home that is lifeless, there is life in the home, there must be life, so that there is vitality.

You have boundaries, and I also have a bottom line, as long as you don't make mistakes of principle, it's all for life.

This time I see that you are serious, I am really scared, I used to think that you were playing with me, you also know that I am a person, I love to play.

If you are serious, I will be serious, give a suspended sentence, and then sentence under the test.

Song Zuer: What did you say? This time it's really not a joke, you clean up your house first, and then see how you perform.

Xi Ming: Sit down and watch me clean up the housework.

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Leader Xi Ming: This is Xi Ming's family, right? Xi Ming, why are you still doing housework, your legs hurt and you can't carry it. You're Xi Ming's wife, right? I can't stand this anymore, your Xi Ming worked hard in the factory all day, and finally rested today, why did he still let him work at home?

Xi Ming: Factory director, you are here, sit down. It has nothing to do with my wife, isn't it like I've never done any housework, so let's experience it. Is there something going on with the factory director?

Director: It's okay, I'm not resting today, I'm coming to see you. The factory was busy two days ago, and I couldn't take care of you, knowing that your leg hurts, and you have to work overtime.

Song Zuer: Factory director, what's wrong with my family's Xi Ming's legs?

Director: Your wife didn't know for so long? Look at what you were walking just now, if you didn't know the situation, I would have thought you were lying to the factory and taking painkillers again? If you don't eat it in the future, what does your wife have to hide?

Xi Ming has old cold legs, and we also found out some time ago, and some employees said that he secretly took medicine, which attracted our attention. Later, he explained to himself that he had been cold for a year, and he didn't say anything for fear of delaying his work, so he kept it from everyone.

Now that the factory is not busy, I plan to transfer him to the security section as a section chief, firstly to thank him for his contribution to the company, and secondly, to take care of him. This is the company's reward of 8,000 yuan, not much money, a little heart. I gave this to Xi Ming, and the salesperson told me that this can protect my leg and relieve pain.

originally planned to hold a commendation meeting in the company, but later considering Xi Ming's special situation, I came to see him and thank him.

Xi Ming: Thank you, factory director!

Factory Director: If you are transferred to the security department, you will not have the opportunity to tease a female colleague to relieve the pain, so it is better to go to the hospital if you are sick. Okay, I'm going to visit Lao Li's house, so I'll go first.

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Song Zuer: Why didn't you say it? If I misunderstand you, I almost didn't divorce you.

Xi Ming: I'm not afraid if you're really divorced, I've already figured out your character, do you think it's been in vain all these years? Last year, my son was admitted to university, and our family's conditions were not very good, and I found that I didn't dare to say anything. I'm afraid of you, I'm afraid of the child, you two are the sky, how can you live if the clouds are thick every day?

The factory has only improved in the past two years, and if it weren't for the good intentions of the factory director, I would have been fired a long time ago.

I don't dare to say it to anyone, I can't say it, I can't fall down, I can only make myself happy, I must take care of my home strongly, I must also work hard, I am a man, no matter how hard and tired I am, I have to bear it.

It's all gone, everything is over, my son has been admitted to university, and my job has changed, isn't it good?

The days are like this, the crooked way is not life, it is a moment of gorgeous fireworks, and it is gone in the blink of an eye. They fight for a while, I am different, I fight for a lifetime!