Chapter 382: Three Bowls of Noodle Money

"Phew! looks so beautiful, but has a habit of breaking sleeves! They deserve only one pair of eyes! ”

The two women twisted their waists as they spoke, and walked away quickly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Zun proposed: "Yu'er, why don't you turn around and sit down, so that we can also ......"

Totoyu exclaimed, "What are you going to do?" In broad daylight, it's okay to kiss, right? If Ma Zhen is a man, he will let the people of Wuhou Shop nearby be arrested for the crime of violating morals, and they will be thrown vegetable leaves and rotten eggs! ”

"Who dare?" Two words popped out of his mouth, and he smiled and asked, "But is anyone really doing it on a horse?" Let's try somewhere else another day? ”

Get lost!

"Or ...... it now"

He reached into her arms and touched it.

"Someone! Indecent assault! ”

"Hey! You two big men, openly groping around the streets, immoral, come with me! ”

A tall horse came and came, and the people on the horse were shouting and drinking.

Zun's You Xing was interrupted by this person and scolded: "Get out of the way!" ”

"Drink! This person is tired of life, and even the general of the Dragoon Guard dares to scold! ”

"Come here, I, oh no, I promise not to kill you!" Raise the whip of the horse,

At the critical moment, Totoyu said: "Brother Yuming, I'm hungry." ”

Since she entered the palace, she couldn't help but wet her eyes a little since she entered the palace, and she couldn't help but wet her eyes a little, and said busily: Little ancestor, the news of your deep palace is blocked, the price of salt in the capital has been extremely expensive recently, and even the price of green onion cakes in Xihu Lu's house has increased!

Stupid, I don't want to eat!

Totoku Yuming smiled: "That's good, the front is Fan Mazi Noodle Restaurant......"

She vomited, "It's eel noodles again, it's disgusting!" ”

"That disgusting little bastard, I can't blind you every time!" He scolded his cousin.

Tie the two horses to the temporary horse station next to the street, hand over the copper plate and receive the horse plate.

The three of them arrived at Fan Mazi Noodle Restaurant, which was very small, it was already full of Dengdeng, and there was no vacant seat.

Since Yuming was also in civilian clothes and did not intend to reveal his identity, the three of them were at the end of the long line.

Zun looked at the person in front of him for a long time, "Since the business is so good, expand the store and save the customers from waiting?" ”

Totoyudao: Hey, hey, you don't understand this, just eat when you go in, it's different from waiting for half an hour to eat noodles, how happy is the feeling of success when you finally eat?

Totoku Yuming nodded in agreement: "Wait a while, the one you suck and eat with the noodles is called a fragrant, and the people in line next to you swallow saliva and shout that they are hungry for me, that feeling is very refreshing."

Zun said: "I think you two are idle eggs!" Find a place where you don't queue up, quickly fill your stomach, and a group of old guys in the Diligent Administration Hall are waiting. ”

The two were scolded by respect, so they had to go to a clean restaurant next door and ask for three bowls of eel noodles.

Totoyu asked the guy to put on a pot of the best dragon well, looked around, and complained: There is not a single fly, what is the noodle restaurant called?

Tooff Yuming's chopsticks knocked on the table and echoed: I guarantee that there is not even a mouse in the back hall of their house, there is no lucky mouse, it is strange that business can be good!

I've heard of the beckoning cat, but I haven't heard of the beckoning mouse, and I stare at the two of them, the two most alike bastards in the world are the cousins and sisters, and the character of the fool is not so similar.

The steaming eel noodles were quickly served, and the fragrance was tangy, and the two of them took a bite and scolded at the same time: "This doesn't taste good at all!" It's far worse than Fan Mazi's family!

Zun sneered: "Two fools! What can be eaten? This is the noodles of Fan Mazi's family!

What the?

The two looked at each other.

Totoyu suddenly woke up, this big restaurant naturally doesn't do breakfast, but the courteous guy saw that the three of them were hanging the waist cards of the palace guards, and they definitely didn't want them to go out on an empty stomach, so they let them go to the private room, and then added a set from Fan Mazi's kitchen next door and brought out three bowls of noodles......

Oh! She punched Zun, "But why isn't the noodles in your mouth so delicious if you don't have to wait so hard?" ”

Zun whispered in her ear: I have waited a thousand years to eat your 'bowl of noodles'......

For this sentence, Totoyu was moved and scolded: "You are a thousand-year-old weasel!" ”

How did someone answer: "This little official has good eyesight, these skins are all made of Dantu yellow wolf skin, a thousand years are a bit exaggerated, and the yellow wolf that has become a fine is not easy to catch, right?" Would you like a few? ”

It turned out to be a fur merchant who came up to sell nitrate skins and fox furs.

Zun and Totoyu laughed and shook their hands, always feeling that the crow's mouth was powerful.

After that, the three of them were silent, and after eating noodles, they rinsed their mouths with tea.

Zun asked Totoku Yuming: "It's all done?" ”

Totoku Yuming restrained his hippie smile and replied solemnly: "Yes, Wang Renlun has been sent to Dali Temple for the crime of desecrating the holy place of Princess Wei's mausoleum, and the two nuns who slept with him also confessed. ”

Well.

"In this way, the dismissal is certain, it depends on how the King of Wei falls, the law of Jin Liang, and the unauthorized felling of the mausoleum trees will be exiled, not to mention the filth, to the big inside, the car crack is enough!"

Well.

The fisherman's mouth moved, but he didn't make a sound.

Zun smiled and asked, "What do you want to say?" ”

"I don't even dare to speak, what to say."

She didn't say it, someone said, Totoku Yuming said in a low voice: "As soon as this sacrifice is over, Concubine Hui Niangniang killed her relatives with righteousness, and did her uncle Wang Renlun, which can be said to be for the people, and must be famous in Jinliang Country. ”

Totoyu punched his husband: I didn't speak, why did this come? ”

Alas! With a voice, he grabbed her little fist with his hand, "Your crow's mouth is not meant to speak. ”

"For eating?"

"Wrong! Use it for me to kiss! ”

As he spoke, he forced a kiss......

On the other side, he was almost killed by lightning, snap! slapped the table, jumped up the chopsticks and cups, and said angrily: "I said brother-in-law!" You're pretty much the same, gnawing and licking, and I'm not a wooden stake! Just rush this! I also approve of Shuo Huadang (Queen), the two of you are two weasels in heat! ”

Totoku Yuming left angrily.

Later, the guy in the restaurant came over, took the account book to block his blushing face, and sang in a joke: The two little military masters, and kiss slowly, is it inconvenient to calculate the tea money and face money first?

Zun let go of the peach blossom-like detached fish, "I didn't bring any money, what about you?" ”

Totoyu shook his head: I didn't ...... either

Oh, is that?

The guy heard them say that they had no money, so they hesitated, three bowls of eel noodles may be limited, but the best Longjing tea is very expensive, but seeing that they are palace guards, they must have some family background. Once born and twice cooked, leaving a good impression, after that, people feast relatives and friends naturally set the location here.

"Well, in this case, please enjoy the light more next time......

Totoyu nodded.

No way!

Zun's refusal made her stunned, and everyone said no, you still don't follow, you are sick! (To be continued)