Chapter 471: The Legends in Wu Xi's History (31)
Xu Jining looked at Da Zhuang, looked at Da Zhuang's pitiful eyes, plucked up his courage, and reluctantly said to Da Zhuang: "Cheng...... In any case, I have lit this fire, and if anything really happens to me, then I also hope that you will treat me with the same loyalty as Anonymous, and at least you can pass on this "Medical Technique" by my side to the next destined person. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" That Da Zhuang seemed to be able to understand Xu Jining's words, but it was just a strong "meow", which means that you hurry up, it is definitely not as dangerous as you think.
Xu Jining took a deep breath, let Da Zhuang rush in the head, and get out of the cave first, Da Zhuang understands human nature, and he is unwilling to live or die, it seems that he wants to advance and retreat with Xu Jining. Xu Jining said to Da Zhuang: "Enough righteousness!" Fortunately, Xu Jining's luck was good, and Da Zhuang just ran to the mouth of the cave, and Da Zhuang just ran to the mouth of the cave, and there was a "boom" sound in the cave, and the lynxes outside heard it, they were so frightened that they retreated to the side, and Xu Jining pressed Da Zhuang to climb to the ground together, avoiding the shock wave from the cave.
It can be said that the explosive yield calculated by Anonymous is really not very large, this time the explosion, except for a puff of smoke rushing out of the cave, there are almost no stones flying out, Xu Jining saw that there was no danger, took a deep breath, sat on the ground, and said to Da Zhuang beside him: "This difficulty is over!" The rest of the lynx saw that there was no movement after the explosion, so they slowly calmed down and frightened, some still made nostalgic gestures around the corpse of the anonymous man, and some walked to Da Zhuang and Xu Jining's side, which can be regarded as expressing their comfort......
Xu Jining saw thick smoke billowing in the cave, and he couldn't get in for a while. So he lay down on the ground. He took out the book of "Medical Skills" from his arms. Anyway, I'm waiting, so why not take advantage of this leisure time to take a look at the style of "Medical Skills" first?
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, when you look at it, Xu Jining almost blew up her lungs, "What kind of messy thing?" Unlearned? This is clearly an ordinary theory of Chinese medicine! The reason why Xu Jining scolded so much was because in the process of reading "Medical Skills", what was recorded in "Medical Skills" was the most common sense theory of traditional Chinese medicine. Not to mention that you can buy it in any bookstore, most of the theories in it are even familiar to ordinary people with traditional Chinese medicine knowledge.
Xu Jining was expecting that there should be some special places in the content behind this at first, but the whole book was flipped through, and none of it was related to "Peerless Learning", and Xu Jining smashed this deceitful "Peerless Medicine" to the ground......
For me, the bar is a very ambiguous place, so under the repeated warnings of my wife, the bar seems to be far away from me. But the world is impermanent, and the person involved in a case file is precisely the waitress of a bar. My leader also did some ideological work for my wife, who was really reasonable. It didn't embarrass me in this matter, so that I could relieve my worries. Let it go.
(Insert the joke department, let's have another case story about the virgin complex, it's very interesting, you can read it after dinner, the protagonist in it represents the thoughts of some avant-garde women...... )
The client's name is JL, a 24-year-old waitress at a well-known bar (nightclub) in the city. With a delicate face and a well-proportioned figure, she is a sexy beauty that will be pursued by many mature men, and her personality is considered extroverted, but in front of her boyfriend Xiao Tu, she is a typical introverted good girl. Xiao Tu followed his parents to do a hardware business, which is neither big nor small, and his family background should be considered solid. JL and Xiao Tu met because Xiao Tu met at the bar where JL worked, and according to JL, their relationship was love at first sight. The reason why JL applied for psychological assistance was because Xiao Tu had a virgin complex, and JL was no longer a virgin because of his previous nightlife, so JL, who was conflicted, hoped to solve this matter through psychological assistance.
The first time I met JL was at JL's house, and I was very impressed that she opened the door topless, and I was stunned at the time, and quickly asked JL to be neatly dressed to talk. JL hurriedly put on a T-shirt and led me into her house. Her home is a typical single apartment, just one room, about 40 square meters, very messy. The instant noodles I have eaten, the beer bottles and cans that I have drunk, these are all right, the key is that the girl's ** pants are thrown everywhere, I can't stand it, at my request, JL cleaned up the room briefly, handed me a can of Coke, and the two began to talk.
I asked straight to the point: "Your boyfriend has a virgin complex, it should be that he needs psychological correction, why did you apply for psychological assistance?" JL said without hesitation: "I don't want my boyfriend to change his virginity complex at all, but how should I deal with my boyfriend's virginity complex?" I didn't understand what JL was saying, and JL explained, "Let me ask you this: What do you think I should do for hymen repair?" I thought about it for a moment, then said, "This is your right." Outsiders have no right to interfere! JL asked suspiciously, "Then this is equivalent to cheating on my boyfriend, and this kind of heart disease is what I need your help with." I looked at JL in a daze, and JL looked at me with the same eyes, so I said with a wry smile: "I don't know how you successfully applied for psychological assistance, you don't need psychological assistance for such a problem." After saying that, I took out the "Case Closure Certificate" from my handy briefcase and asked JL to sign it for confirmation. JL saw that it was a case closure procedure, and hurriedly asked suspiciously: "Doctor Jiang, why did you close the case before you relieved my psychological confusion?" I asked, "Then what do you think will be done to close the case?" JL was disgusted: "You psychiatrists are too perfunctory, aren't you?" How do you do psychotherapy? Okay, close the case, just because I haven't looked for you! After saying that, he hurriedly signed the "Case Closure Certificate" and gave me an eviction order.
I thought that this was the end of the case, but unexpectedly, the next day, JL went to the Municipal Health Bureau to complain about me, and then led by a deputy director of the Health Bureau, came to my unit, found me, and the deputy director reprimanded me. JL chuckled. And that's not all. When the director of my unit saw me, this incident alarmed the Health Bureau. Immediately asked me to write a review and apologize to JL in person. JL accepted my apology in a state of laughter and asked me to continue to be her psychiatrist, and the deputy director of the Health Bureau agreed and ordered me to close the case to JL's satisfaction within 5 working days. For this matter, I privately talked to the director and made it clear that the deputy director of the health bureau was commanding indiscriminately as a non-professional. Even the psychological treatment can be closed on a regular basis, it is simply incredible, the director of the unit expressed sympathy, but just said one sentence, which made me want to "overturn the case" hope is completely shattered: the deputy director's words dare to disobey?
Coming to JL's house again with the huge pressure of 5 working days to complete, JL's home was as messy as ever, and I asked JL to meet her boyfriend, Xiao Tu. JL thought for a moment and said to me, "It's okay to meet you, but you can't reveal your identity, otherwise he'll be suspicious!" I agreed to this request, so I made an appointment with Xiao Tu on the JL phone. Once confirmed, the time was set for the evening of the same day. The meeting point is at the bar where JL works.
If it weren't for the time constraints, I would never have worked in a place like a bar. When I came to the bar as promised in the evening, all kinds of red men and green women blurred my eyes, noisy DJ music, ambiguous men and women, which made me extremely uncomfortable, but fortunately, JL took me to a corner of the platform, and then attached his ear to me and said: "You wait here for a while, I'll go and bring Xiao Tu over." "In such a noisy place, even the most ordinary speech has to be so close, and it is not ambiguous, then it can be regarded as hell! After a while, JL appeared in front of me with a very "trendy" boy, and once introduced, this very "trendy" boy was JL's boyfriend Xiao Tu. When JL introduced me to me, she was a distant relative, and Xiao Tu greeted me politely and called me "Brother Jiang". JL ordered a bottle of black label, 12 soft drinks (just plain bottled orange juice), some snacks, and a bucket of ice. Then after helping the two of us mix it (that is, the soft drink is mixed with the black square, and then put some ice cubes), I left work, I didn't talk much to Xiao Tu, I casually asked some relevant information about him, such as hobbies, behavioral habits, and judged his personality through his answers. After about an hour of exchange and judgment, I basically concluded that this Xiaotu belonged to a person who had been stumbling in the business for a long time, and he was an old man. But there's no way to tell where Xiao Tu's virginity complex comes from, which is something I'm more depressed about.
As long as JL has time, she will come and sit with me, and every time she comes, she always instills some bar culture in me, and teaches me how to look at the customers in the bar from time to time, she will point to a young woman who is dancing and say to me: "That girl doesn't look young, she has already been divorced once!" He would point to a handsome man in the corner and say, "That man is a poor ghost, and he's very sexy!" I'm here to find **. ”…… I was categorically not interested in such an introduction, and I saw that my purpose for today had been achieved, so I made a random excuse and left the bar.
As soon as I got home, I made a phone call to my wife to report on my work, and the wife on the other end of the phone was quite satisfied with my truthful report, and told me to rest early and not get tired. At this time, I suddenly thought of the ambiguity of the bar, has my wife been there? So I asked on the phone, "Wife, have you ever been to that kind of nightclub or bar?" The wife on the other end of the phone didn't mind and said, "I've been there, I've been there twice!" "Huh?" I wondered for a while, but my wife seemed to notice something and comforted me on the other end of the phone, "What are you thinking about?" I went to socialize among colleagues in the unit, and the nature is different from that of you men! I won't even take a sip of the drink over there! Hearing my wife's answer, I felt a lot more relieved, and I took the opportunity to say, "My wife! You see, we have been in a relationship for so long, and the title of my wife has been shouted for almost 1 year! Why don't we get married sooner? My wife said angrily on the other end of the phone, "You drank in the bar, right?" Talking nonsense? I quickly explained: "I drank a little, but I am very sober, and I am not so drunk that I can't go to the bar?" After smiling on the other end of the phone, my wife said shyly: "Even if it is a marriage proposal, it is not your current marriage proposal?" Hearing my wife say this, I felt a burst of relief and joy in my heart, and hurriedly kissed a few times on the phone. Under the repeated urging of his wife. I took a shower. Go to bed early!
JL's case was a case of confusion without disease. How is the case closed? I struggled for a while, seeing that the deadline was about to be reached, and the anxiety in my heart was inexpressible. My colleagues were very helpful at this time, especially Hong Jiwen, a hypnotist who returned from an internship in Vietnam, because her office was next to mine, she often came to "visit the door", and when she learned about this case, she reminded me: "Brother Jiang Kai." I think you should still talk to Xiao Tu thoroughly, don't hide your identity, so that you can know what Xiao Tu's virgin complex is all about? "But isn't JL exposed? Xiao Tu would definitely be suspicious. I asked suspiciously: Hong Jiwen stepped forward and said to me: "Brother Jiang Kai, the kind of person you meet in a nightclub, 90% of them will not be true love, to be honest, I really doubt that Xiao Tu has a virgin complex, he may be an excuse to let JL take the initiative to leave." Hong Jiwen said so. I had the feeling that my mouth was suddenly open. I hurriedly looked through my phone to find Xiao Tu's contact information. Because of that meeting with Xiao Tu at the bar, everyone left phone calls for each other. After finding Xiao Tu's contact information, I immediately got in touch with Xiao Tu, and after identifying myself, Xiao Tu decided to come to me to talk to me, and I agreed! Xiao Tu did this just to reconfirm my identity.
At around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Tu found me in my unit, and when he came to my office, he didn't say anything polite, but asked me directly: "Brother Jiang, are you sure you are not a distant relative of JL?" I shook my head and said, "Sure no, I'm just the designated psychiatrist that JL applied for." I made it clear to you on the phone in the morning about JL's situation, can you tell me that you do have a virgin complex? Xiao Tu smiled bitterly, took out a cigarette, handed me one, smoked one himself, and after taking a puff of cigarette, he said slowly: "Doctor Jiang, let me tell you this, I don't have a virgin complex at all, I met JL in the bar, I just wanted to have a ** or something with her." But that little Nizi was really moved, and for this reason, she didn't treat me as an ordinary man, but a real lover, so, she was very measured to me, afraid that I would think she was a casual girl, so I never had that with me, I looked at it, it was glued, and I couldn't get out, so I didn't dare to do anything to her, but it's not the same thing to go on like this, so I thought of an excuse casually, and wanted her to retreat. But I didn't expect her to find you. "So what do you want to do now?" I asked:
"I was touched by JLL! This incident fully proves that she loves me, and it is definitely not a joke. I want to continue with her. Xiao Tu said seriously: When Xiao Tu said this, I suddenly felt that this case suddenly became so simple to deal with, and before I could speak, Xiao Tu continued: "Doctor Jiang, I have a request that I don't know if it is appropriate to say? I nodded and said, "Yes!" Please speak! Xiao Tu asked a little embarrassed: "Doctor Jiang, I have decided to be with JL now, but I don't know how to end the lie of the virgin complex I said earlier, I wonder if Dr. Jiang, can you pretend to explain to her to me, that is, my virginity complex has been cured by you, so that she and I have steps down." "For Xiao Tu's request, I am simply going to die of happiness! In this way, JL's case can not only be closed, but also a happy ending. So I immediately hurriedly agreed to Xiao Tu's request, and contacted JL as soon as possible, and when JL knew that Xiao Tu's virginity complex was "cured" by me, I was overjoyed. Later, she learned that Xiao Tu was in my office, and JL couldn't contain her joy and immediately said that she would rush over. Within 20 minutes, JL appeared in my office, and the first action was to hug Xiao Tu tightly, Xiao Tu was also very happy, and kept kissing JL, I was such a light bulb, I could only help them pull down the blinds, and leave their office "gloomily" to make room for them. Walking out of the office, Hong Jiwen smiled and said to me, "Don't forget to invite me to dinner!" ”
Tips for the Virgin Complex:
1. Many Chinese people believe that Western society is far more open than China, so the phenomenon of the virginity complex of Westerners is far less than that of China, in fact, this is a misunderstanding, in the West, due to the influence of the church, the virginity complex is far better than that in China;
2. The virginity complex is a characteristic of feudal thought, and to a large extent, it can be understood as a special form of "obsessive-compulsive disorder";
3. Whether hymen repair surgery is popular is one of the signs to measure the modern civilization of a society;
4. Resisting premarital sex doesn't seem to be able to keep up with the times! Now, it seems that the first child after marriage can be recognized and become mainstream;
5. Psychiatrists generally disapprove of women using hymen repair surgery to satisfy the subject's virginity complex, although this is the most effective method. (To be continued.) )